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I promise I'll stop but I just lmao when Porsha said she was "paturd" with Cynthia at that horrible, Ijustknow he's abusive asshole's party. I can't wait to use it! Oh the looks I'll get from my friends who speak English. Also, pissed at Kuntya. I've suffered with bipolar disorder and have never stabbed anyone in the neck. Also, I don't pull Shit like Kuntya does so I'm peeved with Phaedra. The shit K does....I don't know. I think she just thinks she's funnier and smarter than she really is. The shit she pulls is some bold shit but she ALWAYS acts like that. I don't see many trips to the other end of the spectrum for her. Thanks ReAlityGal! Hilarious! Anybody do Andy impressions?

Are we sure Jax isn't really CLAY's son? Thanks for the heads up about the shotgun. I had a hard time paying attention to this one while rolling my eyes.

Oh. Boy. Seeing for the first time, the charity event with Kenya's ass hanging out? Haven't quite figured it out. Doing a Phaedra parody? What a yuck. I mean, yuk. Wow. Where is the thread for this? Not sure what season this is? HOW did I miss this season of whoa?

OMG. I am JUST catching up on the last season (?), maybe the one before where Kenya, Phaedra and Apollo are negotiating that horrible donkey booty video. Unfortunately, they only showed one epi after where Kenya completelyrippedFakePhaeoff with her stallion video. Good times. I will find it on Netflix I hope!!! so much better than wedding crapola and the shitfest that was SUPPOSED to be a bachelorette party. Sorry Kandi, if my friend showed up with that crap, well....we probably would not be so close after that!

Personally, I hope Gemma is the one who kills Juice. (fork in the head is fine for that one or maybe some corn cob earholders in the eyez) I hope it is right before she's drawn and quartered between Jax and Chib's bikes. However, I will NOT be surprised if Gemma is the sole survivor by killing Jax since one of the "boys" (cue angelic chorus), likely Abel, will fill the Jax hole in her heart after she realizes there ain't no fixin' it with Jax.

Sad and glad that this is the last season. However, the series mostly rehashed old story lines to me. Every season, I hoped for something fresh but no. I'll miss the show but gave up on it a while back.

" We gotta SKEEdaddle!" But noooo. The Eyehole killed him instead. Dude, he was the best and only friend you had there. Although, I thought his "nurse" was falling for him.... I used to like Elam but I'm now convinced he's missing more than an eye.... I will say though after shifting his eyes from Eva's chin all this tv time, she oughtta be able to stand his eye. Till he gets a patch for my comfort, lol. They can give her a chin patch while they're at it.

"The long haired one's face, screamed I didn't sign up for this type of fuckery." Yep, I think a couple of 'em looked like that this episode, lol. Nero has looked pretty squeamish more than once. That kinda surprises me considering his "lines of work" but I do see that the girls love him. I guess he takes great care of them? Are they just there for the Sons? I don't think I have seen customers other than the Sons or their guests.

I wish I knew.

IKR?! Why didn't she pick THAT guy instead of Teefs?

Yeah, how fucked up was that miscarriage "plot point"? That kinda shows she's not all that smart, after all. Also, not running the other way out of the house, WHERE THE COP was, when she saw Gemma. She's younger. She coulda got away!! LOL not what Sutter had in mind though. I often wonder if he is enamored of the Jax character to where he had to punish Tara cuz she kept Jax from being as horrible as he can possible be. Now, that she's out, he has certainly taken the cliched turn for the worst.

Me too but I erased it! Damn! Shakes fist at sky....

So, Simon has "big boxes of" copies of every episode of RHOC? So, he wins, hands down. Right? He gets whatever he wants? Also, interesting that Teefs started the whole thing by "pretending to film" the new girlfriend? Is he starting to stand up for Tamra or trying to hammer nails in her custody coffin? Maybe, he's just bored?

That short haired contestant on the yacht, "Ooohhhh boy come and get some lovin' from meeeee!" Just no. This ain't Jerry Springer's Kitchen Hell. Also, wtFFFF is going on with Sherman?!

Awwww dammit! That almost ruined my night.

I share in your joy, Persnickety. I don't think we saw that gold coming! Gold, I tell ya! Thank u bravo for capturing that particular series of events! Bravo indeed. Please, Jesus, let no legalities of any kind prevent them from what will surely be a shining moment in RHOA history. There is no way in hell that will not be glorious entertainment. Going to coordinate what I'm wearing on the hell train.

I don't know. He seemed gutted when he saw her. Although, that could account for the dead eyes.

"Yet how could we ever imagine it without being filled by the laughter of Collette?" Meanwhile, Terry thinks, "that little bitch?" Taking my seat at the back of the Hell Express. I brought brownies and vodka!

I wish Sutter would stop "bronzing" her clit, lol. Or is he gilding it?

I forgot to quote from last page and my wifi connection can be excruciating. That said, a poster mentioned Juice might be the one to tell the truth. All epi, I kept thinking that is exactly what will happen. I bet Juice tries telling jax to redeem himself from his betrayal. I also hope and think that Jax will kill him anyway. Theo's hot but I could never stand Juice.

Was anybody else completely UNimpressed with Marilyn Manson? Personally, he should have worn his makeup, lolol. What was his purpose? Gratuitous cameo? I didn't understand much of this episode but I kept alternately covering my eyes and dozing off.... ETA: SO disappointed. So much anticipation but I did not enjoy it. Reminds me of the line from "300": "This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king."

I love "parade of crap" so damn much! I abhor knickknacks.

Oh, THAT"S why I couldn't figure out what the hell happened? I couldn't stand to read thru some of them and yanno, scrolled ahead but grasped no understanding, lol. Y'all be sweet to each other and snarky to the Ho'Wives. We don't wanna get our threads locked up.And now, back to the show......

Which one? Also, I would rather not have guests in my home at all, lol. (for long stays)

I think the room battle should be put to death, lol. Vicki and Shannon don't seem too worried. Y'all know good and well that was the editing monkeys at work cuz if Vicki thought it had the slightest value as an issue, she would have made it into one. I'm betting David and Shannon were not so uptight about it as they appeared. They have appeared, AT TIMES, to be pretty cool cukes under fire!