Brooklynista

Don’t help or anything Dr. Now. Geesh.

I hate to be sexist, but they didn’t have any burly men to help her stand?

Yes. Spinach on the pizza is a much better choice than meat lovers. Dafuq outta here!

We’ve covered a lot on an hour. I predict some bullshit coming on down the line.

Uh oh. Here comes the complaining.

I’ve never seen eyes so red.

Welcome. There’s always room for more in the hand basket

Hey physical therapy guy. How you doin?

I tried to find a clip without commentary but couldn't. Sorry.

You went pretty deep right here. This certainly looks like something she’s doing TO her mother.

While its clear she suffers from depression, she is also selfish as hell. Her aunt is no spring chicken so to see your aunt struggle with your weight and continue to eat a family's portion of food? Selfish.

Sadly, it won’t for me.

So her mother also eats the fried food that I’m sure is helping her own health.

Except that he called her a "heifer". My brother loves himself a big gal. I'm sure none of them would consider heifer a term of affection.

And there goes my Chipotle.

Agreed. I don't think Tyler has ever been more honest when he blurted out "No man wants his wife to be a big ole heifer". He tried to backpeddle off of that but he meant that shit and he was letting Cate know she wss not attractive to him. She's only gotten bigger and sloppier since then. But sure, they're having regular pants parties. Why not. Tyler has always fancied himself as some Justin Bieber of the Midwest and as such, he deserves a hot and sexy wife. Right now, Cate aint that.

Here's my theory. There never was any sex. That's why Tyler was adamant with the "No, you're not. No, you're not". Not because he couldn't believe she was pregnant that fast, but because he couldn't believe she was telling that lie in front of the cameras. What can he do at that point but play along with the tale and play the proud dad to be? This is where I need the timeline of the rehab jaunt. Did the stress of the pregnancy lie get to Cate? Only 2 ways to go with that fable. Tyler bucks up and actually has sex with her (we know better) and they finagle the timeline with a preemie ala Phaedra Parks or they cry miscarriage and gain the sympathy of adoring fans. Let's toss in some stress and suicidal thoughts to cement the love and understanding of their adoring fans. Those are my tin foil thoughts. Do what ya want with them.

She truly is but she cant use them to flap her ass off my screen.

I walk 3 miles to work every day in the Spring. Where's my sticker?? Whitney needs a YEAR to train for a 5k? But she's an athlete! A dancer! And another choreographed dance where Whitney doesn't move her feet. Oye.

Whitney is still talking about eating the placenta because of its nutrients. Yeah, it's very clear by looking at her that she lives a nutrient rich life.

I'm so dumb. You know I knew that. I was all caught up in my joke and I forgot the details. Ugh.

Which Matt?? Con Matt? Or pussy mouth Matt? I'm so confused . The height of laziness is dating a man w the same name because it takes too much effort to learn a new name.

I imagine Tyler is telling NuCate that if he had a different life, with a different wife he would have a lot of kids. If only there was some other attractive, lively, willing gal around.

So Tyler created Nova and the wretched clothing line solo? No Cate input at all? I see you Tyler. Finally chewing your leg off to escape?

But what about MY life??