Brooklynista

Jesus Christmas! Matt just break it off already. Maybe they'll let your homeless ass stay in a studio apartment in the complex until the reunion or something. .

I would be committed as well. Looks like a really nice apartment complex. It's probably close to a nice shopping mall too.

I'm thinking Iris has no clue what it is she actually likes sexually. Even if she has done the BJ. She needs to pour herself a glass of wine, light a candle, get a mirror and touch and stare at her lady parts. She seems childlike when any mention of sex is made. Its ridiculous to ask a grown man to deal with that.

Greg and Deonna would have been aces if they had met at a friend's bbq. They'd have gone on a few dates, had some laughs and the relationship would have been more organic for her.

Iris can't pull the stick out. She won't be a virgin any more

Is Amber crying again?? Geesh a loo! He doesn't like you!. Get over it! Don't be home when he walks in the door.

Keith needs to put the dice down and just ask Iris what she WILL damn do. She's wack as hell.

Ryder is absolutely adorable and she has never heard the word NO.

Why does Matt need to parent Ryder? She has two parents.

I see why Ava is has pink eye. Her dad has cooties. Is Chloe kissing him with those cold sores all over his lips? They shouldn't let him anywhere near that baby.

Darcy is channeling Coming to America with all that damn luggage.

Is Angela going to use a turkey baster??

That is sadly spot on.

He can eat them in Mexico because I'm sure his broke ass couldn't afford an all-inclusive.

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ Geez a loo!

Does Caesar really think $800 a month Maria is coming to the States so she can clip coupons and ride a bike to work?

The lack of shoulders or any muscle tone makes me think Tim is transgender. He's built like a tiny woman.

Tim's body is so...not masculine.

Who is this friend of Darcy's? Showing your boobs to someone else's man? Even if it's a fake relationship that's just bad juju.

I was supposed to got to a party at Le Souk tonight but I opted to hang with you guys. Im all the better for it.

I noticed Megan was smart enough to not let his jailbird ass in the house. She's not completely dumb.

My yapping husband came in the room🙄. What did Jamie call Big Red?

Wait...Deonna isn't getting in that sexy tub w Greg?? Girl bye, I'm coming for that double oven. She don't want it.

I would over-arch for Keith any day.

Ha! Amber heard us calling her a schlub.