Thank you for the recap. The irritation that is Beatrice is so great for me that I couldn't bring myself to actually watch. But I'm expecting her and her weird pink eyeshadow to be making an appearance again soon on Food Network.
Ah yes, the proud history of illegal mixed race marriage in the US. Fun fact: Alabama was the last state to drop laws against miscegenation* - in 2000.
* Sex or marriage between people of different races
Hey Sawyer, I'm sorry you have no neck, but growing a beard and wearing a neckerchief round it just accentuates the fact. Own it.
Gabe, you're a very beautiful man (and I'm sure a good cook) - I'm so sorry to see you go.
"If you didn't tell me" when the speaker means "If you hadn't told me".
Happens all the time on food shows - "If you didn't tell me this was vegetarian, I'd never have known."
Sammy, ooey gooey (not a short cut but like baby talk to me, so yes, grow up).
ETA "Like" as in "similar to", not the obnoxious "like" that some people use like every, like, other, like, word.
Most modern microwaves can take metal these days. Or she could have anticipated the problem and used glass/Pyrex. I'm sure it wasn't the first time she'd had the problem when under a time crunch.
(I prefer glass in preparing cakes, though admittedly my baking is limited to a couple of good quality cake mixes. I just like the feel of it better.)