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Cuz she’s a meth head too.

I doubt very much that he provided 3 of ANYTHING, frankly. Grangela is an established liar and Mah-kull could barely conceal his abject shock (and disgust) at her unexpectedly “older / fat / masculine” appearance and mannerisms when he saw her at the airport. He may have taken one for Team USA, but there’s little chance he laid that pipe on repeat all night. She’s hellbent on selling their story to the viewers (and the ICE censors?), and this lusty consummation fairytale fits that narrative to a tee.

I’m still reeling from River’s Sideshow Bob hair. That is all.

Bonus points for filth to UBT for contorting his already deformed face in a (failed) attempt to produce one single tear over Kaiser. ?

LOL at Brittany’s crocodile tears sniffling that she really cares about DeVoid while he awkwardly shrugs about narrowly dodging jail time on account of “not knowing” there were multiple warrants out for him.

“In her sleep” mmhmm. We see you, Hulk. ?? eta: @kazu beat me to it. Lol

When the shape shifting Manatee / She Hulk exudes class and character on camera compared to you, you know you’ve pissed off the editors irreparably. Also, sorry if this has been covered before but what’s wrong with Bri’s ass?! It’s a perfect rectangle. Curious.

OMG CORNY YAAASSSS. If anyone could make Nicole’s simpleton whinging seem like amateur hour, it would be her and her droopy eye. Also Paul and Kreeny can’t possibly be that busy can they? Unless he’s still struggling to extricate himself from his full-body swimming condom.

This is me every time I see “Mahamit / Muhammit” and other versions of “Danyeel.” In fact I’m rolling now just trying to type this. MAHAMIT.

I counted 1 suitcase full of Pao’s ho-stroll clothes, 1 for her fuck-me pumps, and a third with just Russ’ jeans. So yeah.

I know Tyler = DRAMZ but man, it does make me sad to see him shut down completely whenever his dysfunctional family comes around. Adderall Ambie walked into the house and he hightailed it out of there like Carly was waiting for him in the other room. His mood shifted, his body language tensed up, he was broadcasting GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I CAN'T SAVE YOU and in comes Billy the dealer to try and bro him up? Seriously whoever said Amber needs to read the room nailed it. The codependency there is real and it is DARK. Kim must be some kind of award-winning actress because you don't procreate repeatedly with a hillbilly addict criminal and get to be half as normal as she appears to be. Something is up with her and it's wreaking havoc on that whole clan. NuMatt's disgusting shape-shifting beard makes my skin crawl. It's like his teeth are growing out of his facial hair, like there is no skin there at all. Vom.

Mileage varies on this, I guess. She got raked over the coals by the cast, Andy, and her family for her assertion last year that she would need cancer-grade chemotherapy to "manage" her RA, and feigned ignorance as to the difference between "a cocktail using a mild form of ONE (of the many) drugs that may also be used in the treatment of some types of cancers" and "chemotherapy for management of RA." She's a drama queen and a famewhore, so it seems like her litany of "conditions" are amplified - by her - for TV drama.

How old is MJ, though, *really*? She must be 45-50 and I have a feeling that the reason she's been so casual about how simple it'll be to become pregnant is bc she already knows the "natural conception" ship has sailed for her ancient ass. The sexytimes-with-Tommy antics are just for ratings; she'll go the test tube route whenever HE agrees to go down that road with her. I'm betting that's what has her so worked up about his sudden crisis of conscience. She lost her laboratory sperm donor so the story she wants to sell about a natural pregnancy is about to blow up in her face. I'm betting that's (partially) what has her ass so fired up about Asa, too - Asa stole MJ's fairytale. On another note, I think GG's hearing loss storyline is about as authentic as last season's chemotherapy-to-treat-RA. She was giggling and smirking in that audiology booth, I don't buy it. And is she cured now of her RA? <<shrug>> There is a pathology there that is incredibly unsettling. Annelise knows exactly what Swervin Sherv is up to, and she's decided to be cool with it. She's not that into him, from what I can see. He's just her ticket into LA / reality TV Z-list famewhoredom. That said, MJ needs to mind her damn bidness about it already.

Furthermore Mike was legitimately & justifiably frightened for his life in Turkey - and he expressed as much repeatedly on and off camera. Neither GG, nor Shervin, nor MJ, nor Asa would have any such concerns in Israel. Her histrionics are all the more ridiculous and ignorant as a result.

I thought the party was hilarious, I guess since Reza qualified it repeatedly as a deliberate intent to offend / poke fun at EVERYONE and not just ONE religion / culture / ethnicity, it was less gross than it otherwise might have been. Mike as Moses and Adam as a Hassid had me in stitches. GG is too fucking dumb to breathe air, I swear. Mike was dead right on the Israel vs Iran discussion and as soon as she realized it, she reverted to LochNessa with her tired old "I'M NOT GONNA DOOOO THISSSSS" trope. So predictable. I loved watching her trip and nearly fall down on the runway and then pretend it was her actual personal preference not to do runway shows in the future. The show is always so much better without her crazy ass on it. She is just gross.