PityFree

Does Sarah (with the diabetic mom) work? I didn’t hear her mention a job so I wonder if she just takes care of her mom full-time and lives off her boyfriend. Sarah needs intense therapy. Jason is the best Angelica is ever going to do so, if Sunhe gets her way her daughter will live with her forever. I also call BS that she saw anything problematic in the divorce paperwork; I remember last season that Sunhe could not read a menu and needed reading glasses so Angelica would order for her at restaurants. I cannot stand Cher and her mother so someday when it is revealed that Dr. Jared is having an affair with his nurse, I will laugh and laugh.

Also, line of the evening: “The only thing that saved him is that I’ve seen his brother wearing his jacket.”

They are going to have to burn that couch. “Accidentally.”

They let Carlton and Diamond break up and leave while in Mexico. They should have done the same for Mark and Jessica.

I needed something on in the background for noise so I re-watched this episode. It struck me that both the men and the women were giving all kinds of cues that they were conventionally attractive. For example, Amber made sure to mention that she had been a cheerleader; some of the men talked about playing sports; Jessica talked about how people think she’s such a girly, girl when they see her; etc. It was interesting to me that some of the people who did this show who usually relied on their looks made certain to convey that information even when their dates couldn’t see them.

I realized two things today: 1) I can’t tell the difference between a good wig and a bad wig, and 2) I am alone in thinking that Damien is quite homely.

How on earth are Amber’s wedding dress alterations $850 when you know darn well she’s just going to wear a tube of spandex???? She didn’t graduate from college so she probably went for a year, dropped out, and went in to the military.

I really need there to be a reunion show now! Because I need to see Barnett’s face when he realizes he picked the broke, homeless, slacker girl instead of the one who earns six figures and owns her own home. if Barnett and Amber actually got married, the student loan people are going to garnish Barnett’s wages for payment. The student loan people don’t fool around. I’m kind of shocked about what they didn’t talk about in the pods if he was just learning that Amber has never graduated college and didn’t work. Gigi is a Kate Upton look-alike, but she is CRAZY. I think Damien is really homely so I’m not sure what Gigi’s attraction is to him. I’m not feeling his personality at all.

In 20 years both Tonya and Singin will be living under bridges. Different bridges though because I think they’ll be divorced.

Natalie is a lunatic with an overactive imagination.

And she needs the money. But, the baby would come out with a pack-a-day smoking habit because you know Grangela isn’t quitting smoking.

Ugh. 4th season, 2nd guy, 3rd set of lips, 2nd set of boobs.

Do you know what I wanted Tonya to be grilled on instead of the soulmate thing I wanted her to be grilled on why the she shed wasn’t complete before he got there. I am going to guess at what Mike and Natalie’s big secret is: I do not think he cheated. I’ll bet he had the good sense to cancel the visa request!! And that’s why everybody else on stage gasps and is so shocked; that’s never happened before on 90 day that I know of.

It looks like a smudge of dirt. In other words, it’s completely unremarkable on Tonya’s body.

Another thought: I really don’t care why Sarah and Michael’s marriage broke up. I cringed through that whole unnecessary exchange. I also cringed when they brought Michael’s kids out. (Don’t put your minor children on crappy TV shows, people. I‘m looking at you, too, Anna and Robert.) I dislike Sean Robinson not only because she doesn’t ask follow-up questions, but because she seems to focus on bringing up old wounds. It’s not fun to watch old fights being brought up all over again. It’s not entertaining to see conflicts that have been resolved get rehashed. Why can’t we have a reunion show where we get to find out if Syngen has started taking any woodworking classes yet? or what kind of work Tonya is doing now? or if they still live in the she shed? Did Syngen replace MIL’s whiskey? Is Juliana doing any modeling or looking at going to school? Does Bryson have a bed? Has Michel bought a 4 door car so when he drives his two kids around one doesn’t get trapped in the backseat? How did Mike from Washington‘s financial situation get solved (as he implied on the show)? Etc.