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Was she the one who said her man had kids but had never been in a serious relationship? I would worry about a man who was so nonchalant about having unprotected sex in his "nonserious" relationships.

Just when I thought it could not get any better... Karen H, - "Like Patrick talks to you". It shocked my soul and I don't give a damn about Patrick. I think Jackelyn is very obsessive about the people she loves, allowing some of them to mistreat her.

Ya'll, Wendy and Ashley getting ghetto (way more Ashley than Wendy) while yelling, "Shut up" like drunk sorority girls was my favorite organic HW moment of all year. Hell, it's probably the ONLY organic HW moment of the year. And then Stacey being like that sweet prissy auntie, "SHOW HER SOME respect, it's her birthday!" was perfection.

Gizzy's children are beautiful and I wish them well. Good job on that. Wendy's kids are adorable clones of Eddie and yes, they look happy (not a bad thing). I like the new girls and what they are bringing to the table in the chemistry of the group.

Stacey, you are gorgeous but that man does not want you... Gizzy is earning her paycheck and Ashley is just the shit stirrer now.

The party looks cheap...so very on- brand for Gizzy. However, a party to just roast Karen is diabolical. Having Non-Alcoholic Grand Dame on the menu made me fall out.

I have a feeling someone told Karen the Beyonce "Cowboy Carter' Album cover was going the be the look of the season

Gizzy has beautiful eyes. Do you guys think there is a boutique where the HW's rent out dresses for the talking heads? The more ridiculous the better.

Stacy trying on dresses was giving reminders of Ashley's and Katie's bikini walk-off from the first season. Stacy and her daughter are beautiful but I would be wary about bringing my kids to a show like this. I would have probably blurred out her picture, just to be safe. I realize "Getting up from the table and away crying" is a tried and true HW thing, but Mia's scenes feel very forced.

Is this whole season going to be someone making a drinking joke and Karen trying to frown through her Botox? Cuz, it's already getting old in Episode 1. Gizzy's Hatitude Tik Toc embraces the cringe and I'm not mad at it.

Ashley's audition for her own dating show is a huge fail. Why is her makeup gun stuck on "Joker Face"? She still is quite pretty, though. Eddie awing Wendie's PhD was both cute and sad. Wendy at her email might as well be a Rococo painting of a lady writing with a quill at this point.

Well, I finally did it. I dropped $1.99 on this episode. "Sound of Poppin' bottles" Oh, thank God we have dropped that useless appendage called Robyn. Gizzy is a dorky ass Barbie Doll and I love it. Her energy with Karen was good TV. It's already the best HW episode in years but that is not saying much. Fast forwarded thru the Mia parts...even though Mia is being herself-it, it feels inauthentic and planned.

Good luck to them both.

My guess is that Phaedra was Kandi's friend while Apollo and Todd were friends on their own. This could be a great workout for a couple. Do ya'll remember back in the days when the men went into one room and the women went into another? I was not too fond of it as a kid but it was pretty common back in the day. All is great until the couple divorces because it always seems the still married couple has to choose a side. Todd was hiding stuff for his friend and this is illegal but not unheard of... Probably a producer (hypothetically) whispered into Phaedra's maybe they are planning to do a show without you and it did not help that Todd also worked for the show back in the day. Anyway, Phaedra took this as them siding with Apollo and that is probably what made her become Kandi's enemies.

His suit was also too tight but I understand they do not have the time to do proper tailoring before the MAFS wedding. I honestly think the old boy did not try that hard because he knew how unlikely it was that this marriage would amount to anything. I imagine when he saw his bride he thought, damn, I should have made that extra effort to look good because she did not look thrilled.