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That $200 total is actually pretty low. Sex toys can be pricey.

If he hasn’t had sex since he was 17, I wouldn’t expect him to be good at it.

I am too. It’s on tomorrow’s to-do list.

It’s giving Melissa and Louie. It’s kind of pitiful.

I wasn’t trying to make fun of him! I just think it’s normal that he’s had three relationships/partners. Not everyone has a hoe phase.

Is it weird that I don’t think it’s strange that Julian has only slept with three people?

Where did Arthur parole? Don’t they have to declare that before getting out?

Arthur is cute except for the ink.

I can’t believe she drives that truck as her personal vehicle.

It’s been a stressful week and I’m so glad to be chilling with my sushi and this train wreck. I should pour some wine.

I told you we are not to speak of this.

Just starting. I’ll catch up!

Also isn’t it a pain to fuel and park?!

So far I dislike Hope the most, the bitchy one with the pink hair. The way she was speaking to her guy’s mother was so disrespectful and for someone who said she had to get cute, she really is not - she needs clothes that fit. She appears to have gained a lot of weight based on the pictures they showed and I wondered if the dress she wore was from her smaller days.

The marble on the floor in the “dream kitchen” was killing me. It was blindingly white. Small square footages for the houses the NJ couple looked at. The over budget house was the biggest but they didn’t end up there. I think the house they bought was like 1200 square feet, which might feel tight if/when they have kids. Speaking of small, Denver woman buying solo bought a place that seemed too small for me - I think it was 750 square feet. I wondered how big her previous place was.

She wore a red shirt with green pants (or maybe it was the reverse, I forget) that just looked awful.

I wondered how recent the breakup was. It seemed recent and I thought, is she buying a house on the rebound? Couldn’t stand listening to her talk. She said her friend was her sorority sister and they’d known each other 16 years, so assuming they pledged at 18, she’s about 34. I thought she and her friend looked older than that (the hunter wore glasses and a high ponytail at one point that really aged her) but acted younger. Her skirts were like an inch above the knee, which isn’t that short. That’s business casual for me. My minis and shorts are mid-thigh. I did think she chose the house that made sense. I loved her office space. Hated her taste - that pink light with her and her dogs’ names was hideous - but the office space was nice. It was - she said “Ana’s boyfriend is a carpenter.” Ha, I’m from the northeast and I cannot express to you how much I hate the fucking desert. Sedona is lovely but there’s not much to do, and even so, 110+ temps are not worth it to me. I used to have a friend in AZ so visited a lot, and I hated it - it was like “how do people live like this?!” for me. We’re in a heat wave in the northeast now; it was 102 on Saturday. That, too, is miserable. I just hate hot weather!

Had a guest last night so missed the live chat. When Ayonna’s grandmother told her about herself and said “You need me, I don’t need you,” I CACKLED. I love her. Somebody call Daonte’s mother and tell her to come get Andrew. To paraphrase a parable I heard: wisdom is chasing him but he’s way too fast. I’d feel sorry for him if he weren’t so dumb. She STILL HAS HIS RING. Somebody also needs to tell Rick that you can date without getting married, and he shouldn’t have assumed that a felon would be able to come out of prison and start earning. He’s too old to be this naive. Shonta always seems so sad. True ain’t helping, but I guess we’ll see on Love After Lockup. Im still mad at Tennie for usurping her kids’ childhoods to visit her husband. Let them go to a birthday party, damn!

He’s not even that bad. He’s got some belly weight but so does she, frankly, and she has meth written all over her face.

I’m so mad that this woman drags her kids to jail every week and lets her husband spy on them.

Sir: you are over 50 and have been married before. You didn’t do your homework before this jailhouse wedding?!

I’m legit shocked she didn’t string him along longer.

Why would Rick be surprised that an incarcerated woman has no money?

Took the charger on the way out. GodDAMN!

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