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That outfit… girl.

“Bitch, you be chasing everybody away.” HA!

It’s not the age thing he needs to worry about, it’s the fact that he has no job and I’m not entirely sure he has a home. Doesn’t Brooke have a roommate (plus two kids)?

He’s never used a condom?! Has he not heard of STDs?

“Where we gonna fuck at?” CLASSY!

Right. She knows babies don’t make men stay if they don’t want to stay. Nine. She’s only 31. I FULLY understand her not wanting a baby at 40+ particularly since her kids are 13 and like 8, so she’d have grown kids at 40. Starting over with a newborn in that situation doesn’t appeal to me either. but she’s just entered her 30s. She has plenty of time.

“I’m not trying to get pregnant right off the bat, so we’re not using any kind of protection.” UGH.

He’s cute clean-shaven. House arrest. To quote Steve Harvey, “you finna marry a boy who can’t go no damn where?”

Four “you know what I’m saying’s” in one sentence.

I know a guy who makes leather goods - wallets, belts, bags. He has a friend who is involved in the kink scene in their city and got him into making BDSM gear. He does very well doing that. Started with paddles.

okay, this guy gets points for laughing at himself re: being a gamer nerd, and also, a dating app for furries is a legit good idea if there isn’t one already.

“I’ll get gas in the morning” is one of the biggest lies we tell ourselves.

Bradly’s sister has meth face.

Yep. You can actually work your way up in restaurants. My friend is a restaurant manager and has a few “jail to dishwasher to chef” successes under her belt.

And she has such a sweet disposition. She seems so nice. And this bird-chested-ass man is playing her for a fool.

Julius is 6’6”?! I dated a 6’6” guy, though he was much more solidly built than Julius.

Husband, daddy, protector, king? He’s literally none of those things, right?

This moment with JK’s mom is actually very sweet.

“Oh, that’s scary.” She’s so empathetic. Just a genuinely good person. Yep. This isn’t Law and Order. The show isn’t about the whodunnit. I loved how they handled that.

She also straight up told the cops she drilled a hole in it, so I don't know what else the cops could have done. WE know why she did it, but the cops do not. That was so cute. I don't think Mateo is into her, but I do think he's (rightfully) impressed by her. Pre-med isn't a major - you don't get a degree in pre-med. Many people major in a hard science like bio while they are pre-med, but you don't have to. He could have been a theology major and still done the pre-med course of study. I had a classmate in undergrad who was a history major and pre-med. (On Sex Lives of College Girls, one of the main characters kept saying she was "a STEM major" and it drove me nuts. Are you an electrical engineering major? Applied math? Bio? Chem? What?) I thought that was a really nice moment between them, when they traded prayer/scripture. Robby made a face that was a great combination of "I'm so tired" and "seriously? Measles?" when he learned it was measles. Ellis (who I really like and have since she showed up) seems to be making an impact on Santos (who I continue to dislike).

He’s like a skinnier version of that guy whose mug shot went viral. Pretty sure that guy ended up having a baby with an heiress, so maybe Julius needs to set his sugar mama sights higher.

She said she hasn’t spent any money on him. She could be lying, of course. He’s too inked up (and too young) for me, but his face is cute (minus the tattoos, I hate facial and neck tattoos). I’d bet there were other women besides these two.

Ashley looks better with the wigs. This kid is going back to jail.

$1200 in six years isn’t terrible. I thought she was going to say twelve thousand.

She bought this bird-chested ass man a phone?