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Ruh-roh! Last time he got "mad" about something, he gained 100 pounds. He's "mad" that Robin didn't come with him. And I don't even need a wig to figure that out!

We need a screenshot.

Robbin' (the cradle) is gonna quit her job to move to Houston with him? That's maternal devotion!

Isn't that...foster incest? Another new square!

Also on TLC: "Cougar Wives," some as much as 35 years their man's senior.

Don't forget the all-important food stamps/EBT card. And don't foster parents get paid to raise "children"?

"Robin, Robin, Robin's in love..."

Foster mom thought so, too!

He won't be motivated because it will mean leaving his old lady. And vice-versa.

I try to have one every day, even if it's just about how cute the dog the person is walking is, but it's a challenge since retirement. All foster mom needs is a string of beads and a floppy hat, and they could be Woodstock-bound in that love van...

I'm sure, since she's a dwarf (medically induced, if that's the actual story), but I am sure there are reasons why she "can't" attend! Her immaturity and angry outbursts actually remind me of one of the primordial dwarfs who had a couple of TLC specials; Hannah, I believe? She was also coddled by her mother/family.

Shelter and rescue pets need foster moms, too!

Just me, or is this foster mom/foster son "love at first sight" a little sketchy when the mom is young and pretty and the son is basically a full-grown man? Eating habit was bologna sandwich, mini quiches, and Edy's coffee ice cream. Not Dr. Now-approved, but freezers must be cleaned out occasionally!

"Us" magazine is featuring Tori's maternity photo shoot -- wait, isn't this like her fifth maternity photo shoot this pregnancy? -- with the heading, "I Feel Like a Complete Goddess," and all the FB comments are gushing about her beauty. 🤮

Yeah, I'm dubious about that (but "adults have sex"). The one date through the matchmaker seemed like a major deal! I can't imagine where or how she managed to hook up in the past...

And being open (tasteless) about sex. Maybe she's hoping to achieve "Only Fans" status?

Shauna Rae: "I'm 22!!! Do I have to show you my ID??? A******!!!" She's also a bit of a potty-mouth; I noticed they had to bleep several F-bombs. Guess that's part of being an adult along with getting tats and vaping!

Even being envious, which is understandable, is not an excuse to deliberately try to hurt people. She seems to take pleasure and pride in it. It's a little disturbing.

Jazz supposedly posted a video of Jazz at Harvard, but she's just in a nondescript room on a laptop, so it could be anywhere. She also does that jumping up in one outfit and landing in another trick that Sander always does, so is HE the one making the video? Doesn't convince me that she's actually there and all is well...

I can't find much to like; she's intentionally rude and insulting to almost everyone. And I'm sure she's fine. Gotta drum up some drama for the big finale!

Remember the shows on TLC about people with NO limbs who still manage to live a full life? The good old days!

She's actually in great shape and seems very athletic... What about becoming a personal trainer to little people? She could market herself at the LPA conference and then fly all over the country to coach them. Oh, wait; she CAN'T fly by herself...

She enjoys making her sister "uncomfortable" this week... So hostile!!! Maybe she's the world's smallest dominatrix? That would be a new TLC plotline! I can just see Kate Gosselin watching at home and fuming. "I'M more interesting than THIS!"

When I cry, my nose and eyes get red. Oh, and actual tears fall!

Do we know for sure she graduated high school? Did she home-school or do it online?