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How could Thomas build passion for Camille when she always wears baggy athleisure sets? I yelled at my TV in horror when she showed up to Thomas's brother's house in that sexless baggy blue crew neck tee, duster sweater, and flared pant set. She demands "swag" from Thomas and looks like she's on a couch waiting for Door Dash to come. She's not doing her body justice with those outfits. Thomas and Camille are phoning it in with each other. Don't let a shitty reality TV show guilt you into staying in this marriage, Thomas and Camille! This is it for me- I'm divorcing this show. I only watched it to read all of the great comments on here. Let's regroup when they make a Lifetime Movie about Emem's marriage 😏😅.

I am thrilled to know that Bachelor in Paradise will include the Golden Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants 😀🙌! They have just as much of a right to be on that beach as the younger ones do. Bring it on, Bachelor in Paradise 🌊⛵🥭🐬

Litia is a stunningly gorgeous girl, and I loved it when she called him out on his lies during their breakup. Onward and upward, Litia 💃✨! Next year, I want to see a runner-up use telekinesis to light the final rose gazebo on fire! 🔥🙌😄

I think he's phoning this in- he doesn't seem to be head over heels about any of the girls. Grant isn't very interesting to me, and I know nothing about him- at least I knew that Zach liked Reese's peanut butter cups. 😏

The Fantasy Suites didn't deliver the passion this week. Very tame Hallmark movie vibes.

I think it's a big tattoo of a feather or a leaf.

Karla's red lace dress reminds me of corsets and lingerie that I sold when I worked at Frederick's of Hollywood. It's a little too revealing.

Linda the llama continues to be the highlight of the season! 🦙🌹😁💖

Good points! He probably has a ton of tattoos all over his torso. I bet they'll film him with the blankets up to his neck during The Fantasy Suites! 😅😉

You know what I realized? We haven't seen any shirtless or showering shots of Grant the entire season whereas we saw tons of shirtless Joey and Zach. Is Grant a never-nude? 😅😉

Love you too, Kristen111! We're all rooting for you on Primetimer! Have a fantastic weekend 😁🙌🤗💖

I'm so glad that your heart surgery went well, Kristen111 🤗🙌💖! I love your comments on here and I'm really glad that you're ok! You're a strong lady with a great heart 💖🙂.

Yep! I think that Emem should make this a yearlong engagement at least. People are on their best behavior at the beginning of relationships- Emem and Brandon really need to get to know each other better before they get married.

I commend him for being a first responder and getting his real estate license- that's great, and he could have a great income. My main concerns are that he's talking in a very scripted and overly romantic way to her and the relationship is moving too fast. They're both working through divorces and the engagement seems like an impulsive decision. Emem said on the Afterparty that she doesn't know him, but she knows the way he makes her feel 🤔. Strong feelings can cloud or override intuition and rational thought.

Red flags aplenty with Emem's lightning-fast new engagement: She should break it off and go to therapy to work through issues. The wrong guys can sense desperation and say all of the right things to get a woman to let her guard down. I don't think that this will end well. It's all moving too fast and she should get to know him better.

This episode was incredibly boring- but It was interesting to see Juliana and her mom's matching lip filler 😅. Dina's friends all were wearing varying shades of brown and beige- they should've worn name tags to tell them apart.

I think that Michelle looks pretty. She has nice hooded-eyes, good brows, nice cheekbones, I like that I can see her skin through her makeup. She has a feminine and pretty face. Madison's eyebrows are a little too harsh- very dark, angled high on the brow bone and drawn on. I'm not really a fan of the expressionless Botox foreheads and long fake eyelashes on Madison and Emem.

I hope that you have a relaxing recovery from your heart surgery! You're in good hands with your upcoming surgery and I'm rooting for you 🤗💖! Camille and Thomas stayed together, and every other couple divorced. I wish that they all could've gotten divorced, but that will happen in a matter of time 😅.

It's interesting how David and Madison are both using the same phrase "you can believe me or not" to their partners 😏🤔.

Will Grant sing to the parents during the hometowns? 😅

I'm hoping for all of the couples to divorce! 🤞🙏😄 I want to see rolling luggage at the door, coffee mugs in boxes and passive aggressive final goodbyes.

Madison needs to drop the droopy fake lashes and the cirque du soleil makeup.

I still can't tell the difference between a lot of these girls: same botched lip injections, same haircuts, same wide leg light wash jeans, same uptalk valley girl voices 🥴. At least Parisa had a more memorable personality and a love for power point presentations. Grant is a boring man, and his eyes completely glaze over during the conversations until he can make out. Let's wrap this up already and bring on the Golden Bachelor/Bachelorette. You blew it ABC- and you canceled The Bachelorette so that I can't even have a Spring/Summer of checking out hunks. Damn it! 😫😅

I completely agree- Allen's new wardrobe will greatly benefit him on his dates with new ladies. Madison will grow tired of David, and she's only bonded to him because it's something to do and they met on this show. David and Madison are liars- I hope they don't expect honesty from each other 🥴. Madison will look into the mirror one day and tear up when she realizes that she lost out on an emotionally available and dedicated guy. Allen will be fine in the long run.

I agree- and I'm not a fan of tattoos and he has a ton of tattoos. To each their own, but I like to date men who don't have tattoos. I like to look at a man's body and face without any distractions of tattoos.