riley702

Right? This never gets old:

I originally read "mfr" as an abbreviation for motherfucker and laughed. Some of those manufacturers are motherfuckers. Good rant.

Love that. Apparently, she's keeping him and named him "Skidmark". Appropriate, since he was almost one. I have a coworker who kept the kitten that was in the engine of her brother's car. She named him Chevy.

I hadn't seen this before - very funny. I was waiting for her to deck him. There was also a (meh) Emo!Flo commercial that popped up in the recs afterward that I hadn't seen, either. And this series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIBrl4DNA_s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdDrY7yPy04 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW0nwc_FbPw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEvnjwQVv18

You're welcome! Just part of a public service we provide here. :P

I have to admit, their "It's What You Do" commercials have given us some real gems. I like "Countdown". Also? "Let's hide behind the chainsaws!" "Where were we?" "I'm pushing it! I'm pushing it real good!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE0_GaLsX1Y "I believe that's a Kraken, Bruce." "What'd you say?" "Uh-oh." "Kelly..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cTH7a-PUrg "(S)He just keeps sending more pictures." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v1wFKKWMCA

Oh, why did I look?

This one puzzles me. From the first scenario, it looks like the couple has talked themselves out of an "adventure" in their Subaru. And yet after contemplating the only alternative they can think of ("We have a lost couple in menswear" contemplating khakis), they decide the skunks, leeches, bears and Deliverance-type strangers wandering into camp ("Good morning!") just as the woman is faced with "going" in the great outdoors with no toilet paper IS the better choice after all? The hell? Khakis are that bad? Also, about that toilet paper - why does she only realize they're out just as she needs to go? Are we supposed to assume hubby has been shitting all over those woods and used it all up?

I'd stick ice cubes in my milk so it would still be cold. Started with whole milk, give it a shake and it's probably 2% by the time you drink it. Worked for me.

I'd somehow managed to miss this "song"...

I like the chicken planks, personally. And that pineapple cream cheese pie.

Divorces due to gambling?

Just out of curiosity, what does it taste like?

Oh, you're in good company here!

Nor is it possible to diagnose a fungal infection just by looking. While doing chemo five years ago, I got the fun, 1 in a million side effect - all of my finger and toenails fell off. Eighteen came back just fine, but the nails on my big toes look like they have a gnarly fungal infection. They don't - I've been tested and treated out the wazoo. After growing out about a fourth of the way up, the nail beds are just dead. The nail turns pale, thickens and starts to lift up. I don't dare appear in public without polish covering that shit, because I've gotten some pretty shitty looks and comments and I'm sick of explaining it. [/Toenail PSA]

I do this now anyway. I like the bacon, egg and cheese biscuit, but can't stand that folded square of scrambled eggs. I just ask for it with a round egg.

And I hate seeing people's faces on food.

He's deciding he wants seafood? Especially gruesome as he waves at the fish as if to say, "See you later - on my plate!"

Thank you. I was wondering this myself. Is she mangling the word "beauty"? Is she trying to say BB (as in BB cream)? For fun, I looked up acronyms for BD and came up with these possibilities for what she's taking into her own hands: Behavioral disorder? Baby daddy? Heh. Big dog? Bondage and domination? Big disappointment? (CATC?) Baby diva? (Suri?) Broadcast domain? Bipolar disorder? OK, that might have been more fun than the actual commercial.

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I detassled, too! And man, is that job way harder than it looks. My lunch being unrefrigerated for a few hours was not even on my radar. I think I quit when I had enough to buy a fancy 10-speed. It's chilly and dewy in the morning, but by noon it's hot! And if you took off your jacket (or long-sleeved shirt over your tank top), your arms got cut up from the edges of the corn leaves - they're surprisingly sharp. It was like a hundred paper cuts up and down your arms. And I can't tan to save my life, so I was courting blisters if I shed layers. I also found out it is possible to get a sunburn where your hair parts, and that even with a hat, the very tops of my ears could burn enough to blister.

Yep. I'm not sure about shirts, but back in Tudor times, there were pairs of sleeves because they were attached with laces and you could apparently buy or sew them separately from the dress and use the same sleeves on different dresses, as one person was described as wearing their "best pair of sleeves". Neat! Go back to the animated commercials, Duluth Trading! "Grab-happy" bears, pole-dancing plumbers, angry beavers, and a moose who sticks their tongue into your ear are funny. This commercial is not. I couldn't get the video to load, but it's also on Facebook:

Me, too. I still haven't forgiven toaster pastries for discontinuing cherry UNfrosted.

Me, too! Love your name, btw. Who did TWoPpers first describe as having manson lamps? Lex in Africa?

But then you miss out on the fun of imagining the snails doing the Wicked Witch of the West's "Oh no, I'm melting, melting!" routine.