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I half expected Shaina to show up at the wedding dress shop...

Still love melissa's shore home...

I love all the background noise during the therapy session... nothing like creaky doors opening and closing to make you feel like you are in a safe place...

During her consult with the movers, it sounded like Jen was angling for a discount because she is so broke; and it looked like the movers had no idea she was in legal trouble and couldn't care less but were now factoring in a substantial pre-payment. But he sure knew her neighbors wouldn't show up at her garage sale...

I am actually as confused as Clayton - there's a Genevieve Situation???

I am sure the next day Rinna won't recall saying anything negative about anyone...

I'm going to have to invite Heather over just so she will give me a pineapple corer / slicer - cool gadget! And I am cringing about the waste of toilet paper at game night - don't these people remember the great TP shortage of 2020???

They don't even pretend to have food on dates anymore

What I find most strange is that none of these "friends" were invited to or chose to attend the memorial service; especially her friend of 10 years...

It has definitely dwindled since the last service was filmed - maybe time away during the pandemic enlightened some of the congregation...

Heather looks inbred? WTF is inside Mary's brain??? Have to give her props for looking fabulous in it...

Maybe they voted out Teddi just to free up the Elliptical...

During the Tre & Daughters lunch scene Gia said something and sounded just like Gina from OC - it's that Northeast Real Housewives accent...

So sad that - once again - Taco Bell ruins a beautiful friendship...

I couldn't take my eyes off the backup mushroom dancers in Katy's first number - well done!

Christian to Chasity: done is cliche - what about over-done Christian? I loved the dress during the first model fitting - too bad it just had to get turned into evil Disney Princess...

I actually have the FBI on speed dial just in case one of my friends starts defrauding the vulnerable public (allegedly). Is speed dial still a thing?

I'm sure they were checking vaccine status at the door and just didnt show us... /s

Do Clayton and Sarah have like matching teeth?

Shrimpgate! Jinx with everyone else watching this show!

So glad Jen can still afford nipple covers, but why does she only speak in ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME???

And no one seems to care that Nicole isnt there. Weird...

A dark foreboding house on the beach is just the place for kids to gather to reminisce about their parents. I wonder if the Heather shrine will be next to or across from the suitcase room...

I wonder if the women will go rock climbing while they are in Zion I was being sarcastic but in the previews it looks like they actually do - wow!

Jen is delusional if she thinks her legal troubles were based solely on evidence created by Meredith and Mary. I guess she hasn't had time for self-reflection but I predict her schedule will soon open up...