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At least with Kyle & PK's Texas you'd get Mims and Jokes. Not sure they would be laughing emoji worthy, but more of a chance with those than Dorit's responses...

Kyle has always had a problem remembering things when they don't directly involve her. Remember that she had no idea Nanny Kay was LVP's grandmother...

Are velcro forearm straps a hot accessory item???

Anyone get a good look at Kyle's phone when she re-shared the Texas? She said the previous text from PK was in April and the OMG text was when the separation was announced (May??); her insinuation that their interaction is rare was not proven as the range could be anywhere from a day to 8 weeks Might as well go full Meghan King PI if we have to be subjected to this idiotic storyline...

She couldn't even keep her mouth shut while she was getting a facial with Erika the next day. I clearly have not had as many as Dorit, but I believe you need to keep still and orifices shut so the technicians can do their job...

Kyle is totally "acting" - the forehead vein hasn't made an appearance...

I normally take my shoes off as soon as I enter my house just for comfort reasons and don't care if visitors do so or not. However, this thread popped into my head yesterday when after shoveling and salting the front of my property I had to grab something quickly from a room at the back of my house; I didn't think anything of keeping my boots on until 2 hours later when I noticed dried salt-stained footprints all through my kitchen. Lesson learned!

I'm not sure there will be any recruits left by the last episode. It just may be the staff having coffee and doing drills with each other...

How convenient that everyone had a text about a different person. Would have been tragic (?) if all the texts were about Lisa...

The text Kyle chose to share with the ladies/audience that ended with she "won't forget laughing emojis" was literally right after a laughing emoji 😆 That has to be code for something or an inside joke between two very close friends...

If she was so offended, why did Lisa read the entire text out loud?

Thanks for the reminder - I kinda forgot Meredith was at the table...

Also Heather: how dare you try to get proof, timelines and receipts... that's my role and trademark!

Heather thinks this was a "successful girls trip"??

Weekly memes and popping veins - and we're supposed to believe Kyle didn't consider them "close friends"???