Tango64

This show should be called 90 Days Before I Realized What It Means to Date a Muslim Man.

I think the joke swap material must be much funnier on paper than when they deliver it live. It all gets lost in Jost and Che laughing and falling apart so much that there’s no comedic delivery and you can hardly even make out what they’re saying. It’s like two drunk friends at a party going, “Hey remember that time we…” and they fall apart laughing and mumbling whatever the story is. They enjoy it, but nobody else knows what’s funny.

Even aside from the price, who wants so many cheap throwaway plush toys from an advent calendar? From the three calendars on their website now, you'd end up with 58 of them! Hard no.

I was a big fan of Teeny all the way through, but towards the end she revealed some inner issues that were ugly and sad. She seemed to pin a lot of struggles with self doubt and her own identity on Sam, who was doing nothing to earn that kind of enmity. He wasn't even a particularly hunky alpha male type who was winning all the challenges and personifying glorious manhood by moving the desks around, whatever that meant. He was just there. I wish her well, but that behavior isn't appealing.

Sam prevailed in the fire challenge, but if I worked so hard to get on Survivor, I’d immediately print out the acceptance email and run outside to use it practicing how to make fire. Then I’d do that 10 times a day and all day during the game while others are sitting around camp. How do you go on Survivor and not be -very- proficient at making fire?

Addition to Loren’s charms: prison tattoos.

Agree so much. We look forward to the Tell All to see people asked hard questions, for couples to finally confront their issues, to hear someone else say the things we've been shouting at the tv all season long. Instead we get a bunch of giggling and crass sexual comments with a moment or two of manufactured "drama" when they're on stage, and then waaaay too much of them sitting around backstage eating butter. It doesn't feel resolved in any way. One couple I'd really like to have heard from is not even there. It's just raw footage that goes on forever with nothing new. It's no wonder my mind wanders and I end up scrolling on my phone more than paying attention to the Tell All that's supposed to be so juicy and revealing.

Everything about Veah is annoying. Her voice, her face, her lifeless demeanor, her inability to see her own selfishness, her willingness to hurt her boyfriend, and oh, those gross fingernails.

I think Sue is realizing that her face looks like hell now and she's sensitive about it. She's smearing soot and dirt on her face to cover it up, thinking hey everyone is dirty out here, it will just look normal and no one will see how my skin really looks. But everyone else is keeping their faces clean, so it draws attention anyway.

In their deep reflections voiceovers, did Nick say something like, "This journey has proven to me that I'm as awesome as I always thought"? Whatever the exact words, it made me laugh out loud.

I watched every episode and now this finale, and I still don’t understand how this game worked.

Fun fact: About four minutes into the episode when there's a shot of the water fountains shooting high in that public place, the footage is running backwards. I noticed a long time ago that this happens a lot in tv shows with water and especially campfires. It's usually fleeting, but it looks weird and you can see it if you go back in slow motion. I figure it's the editors deciding they want the shot to pan left to right, for instance, when it was actually shot right to left and they think no one will notice.

Sol's outfit made him look like he just stepped away from bartending poolside at the Sandals resort in Jamaica.

They must have told the contestants more than they told the viewers. As tv echo's post confirms, they presented it to viewers as "Everybody get to the summit! Hurry! Everybody who gets there in time will get a lot of money! Watch out though, there will be some challenges!" The contestants must have been told it's also a Big Brother/Survivor type interpersonal contest where you form alliances and eliminate supposed enemies, and that will affect how much money you get. We were right all along when we said they seem to be playing a game we weren't told about.

So this whole show was a lie. They lied to the contestants and they lied to the viewers. ”The objective is to get the team to the summit.” Nope, the real objective was to get yourself to the summit. ”Those who make it to the top will share the prize money.” Nope, a jury of pissed off losers will decide who gets the money. ”The prize is a million dollar bucks.” Nope, they started reducing that figure right away. ”You’re not playing a lame ripoff of Survivor.” Yes, yes you are. But we are going to confound viewers by giving them no clue as to why you are conniving against one another.