Grifter Lives

Also, Robyn's house is twice the size of Christine's. And, it has a guest house. Christine's house is already too small and overcrowded, so it is no competition. Of course, Christine never had a chance, especially if Kody didn't have a spare charger for his cell phone.

If it weren't for all of you, I don't know if I would have gotten through tonight's episode. Thank you See you on the threads (here & 90DF) this week!

I really notice it now. I also see how her make-up and outdated curls really date her. (She's not aging well, but she looks better with her hair uncurled, because she doesn't brush out.)

Even on telephone calls, Meri is checked out wanting to be anywhere else but there.

And the 2-3 years she moved out with her children.

Also, at this point, Mariah's classes are still in session. Maybe spring break was approaching. And the two of them drove over 3 days to get to Flagstaff. (It's a 24-hour drive.) So, they stopped at hotels or motels along the way, ate at restaurants and used rest stops, increasing their and everyone else's risk to exposure.

So, Robyn is terrified that a case of COVID has been reported in Flagstaff and her family is in lockdown on the mountain, but Kody is shown running house to house and who knows wherever else. Maybe Robyn let him quarantine for a day or two at another wife's house at the beginning of the pandemic, but that would be counterproductive.

I thought the same about Kody's highlights. But, now I'll have to check out Robyn's neck. If they have to film toilet paper lessons, their "marriages" are much more tragic and pathetic than I ever imagined.

Other thoughts: Maybe he was unclogging tampons. He should be thinking about utility lines and septic systems for Prairie Dog Plague Flats and the runoff pond or lake. I'd expect all the big families, and Meri with her 5-bathroom rental would have pallets of toilet paper in inventory.

What was the birds & bees remark to Christine's mostly teenaged daughters and married Mitch & Aspyn? It's all about the hormones. . .

Is that a Joseph Smith picture behind Kody?

Every single one of her daughters was on her phone.

Brandon throws Julia under the bus.

I keep thinking that production really dislikes them to have abandoned them completely and let them film themselves. And, production has totally maximized its profits by doing so.

That is now what I think of every time! And, I'm still laughing.

They're all the same, so nobody would notice. Half the time, I barely follow their conversations.

They flew to Utah, drove to Flagstaff because the airport was so chaotic, but she somehow got on a flight to North Carolina. COVID won't exist on Planet Kody.

Robyn's calling in from her minivan, rather than her $1M home.

I'm a little ashamed that I may be the first one here. Someone, please join me!

I'm going to love the Reality Gays podcast for this.

Jovi started to grow a beard and managed to get a haircut after the lapdance. He even sobered up a little.

We haven't seen the inside of their house, really. They love their porch almost as much as the swinging hoarders.

Andrew: "There are no more 14-day tricks up my sleeve." He'd be even more annoying as an amateur magician.

I just saw heard Humira commercial and thought that it was "Amira" instead.

The Tarzel proposal is the most anti-climatic, yawn-inducing scene in this overall slow-moving episode. We have 27 minutes to recover.