Grifter Lives

Maybe this was one of her go-go dancing outfits. I feel a little guilty for saying that, because she's the best in this season and is genuinely happy.

Grandpa Brandon made it to the wedding!

He's using Google Translate! I hate him.

Mike picked Natalie up at the airport on January 16, according to FraudedbyTLC.

I have to doublecheck when they were spotted filming at the Pike Place Market. There are also InstaGram posts of Mike at SeaTac.

Sequim School of Law and Paralegal Studies.

When Natalie fled Sequim, she filmed herself on her phone. Now, they seem to have the film crew back.

Vacation Jovi doesn't come with the Bros Jovi.

They're all carrying cans, which leads to the question, "Who's driving?" We know it's not Non Jovi, since he has only driven to the furniture store this season. Of course, there are infinite follow-up questions (e.g., "Why?" & Really?). They've been drinking beer in every scene. He must be adapting for Yara, because he could get complimentary top-shelf liquor throughout the casinos.

Non Jovi: My Mom [Jovi] told me to get the darkest gray as possible." What a man.

Since Betty cut Ron's hair, he could have at least reciprocated by coloring her roots, or buying her the $3 box of dye.

Reason 970,582 to punch Brandon: He purposely walked into the bathroom to see Julia.

Rebecca should have just gone with the regular horse & carriage that they rode on their initial visit to the wedding site. She can't afford furniture or movers. Her floor lamp was IKEA. Yet, she had that dumb Cinderella ride to nowhere.

Zied was the best-dressed and over-dressed for the occasion.

For a slapped-together, last-minute, beat-Ramadan wedding. How did she manage that?

Zied's groomsmen! Formal occasion - so the baseball caps are worn forward-facing.

Wow! Rebecca needs that ring light.

Pfizer 1: February 28 & Pfizer 2: March 20. Thrilled

I'm looking forward to it - I haven't watched it yet.

The icon, then the hamster cage, has been replaced by hand sanitizer and random junk on top of MIke's refrigerator.

Well, she did ban them from the hot tub.

In addition to being swingers, the rumors are that they're doomsdayers. We know they're hoarders.

Brandon has made his Alfred E Neuman or "I'm so lovable" face in every scene. I can't stand him. And I can't believe that the face ever worked on Ron.

My remark's a little delayed - But, it feels so disingenuous that Hazel said that she wished her son were at her wedding. I think that she mentions her son only when she wants sympathy or needs to fill up screen time.