FrancescaFiore

I think you answered your own question. Bojangles gets his protein from eating the farm dogs and barn cats. But those were finished long ago and now he subsists solely on Sunday pancakes and the occasional opossum.

If that's the case, I guess Porn Gran don't care 'bout no stinkin' NDAs.

She said she has screenshots of her text exchange with the producers. I don't doubt her.

Holy cats, it's almost immediate validation! I haven't had my deeply-held faith in the genuine candor of porn stars validated this much since... well, Stormy Daniels.

From the looks of it, it's Pitbull's older brother, Bull Terrier.

Sarah seems to be doing just fine. I think as long as the child support $ keeps flowing, she's genuinely not the stereotypical bitter ex wife. Is she still overly involved in Michael's life? Absolutely. Is that weird? Totally. But hey, whatever works. And this appears to work - Max & Cece are sweet, smart, funny, well-adjusted kids.

Oh, shit! I forgot to mention the first thing that made me GUFFAW in this episode! When Emptily & Sasha were bickering in the car about his crazy driving (road/roid-rage) and Betsy turned to baby David and said, "Tomorrow's the HAPPY day!" OMG, that was funny.

Right?? It's like she has a face-sized makeup stamp that she uses and never seems to get it centered correctly before stamping her face with it.

It always makes me giggle when I hear Morsel say "chock" because it reminds me of that little caveman guy from the old Land of the Lost series, Chaka. He and his whole caveman family's whole rudimentary language was built around the word 'chock.' Hence, the character's name. LOL!

Sure, that's the cover story, but we all know what's really going on there. They're growing an army of Bojangles...es.

There's very little doubt in my mind that the producers tinkered with the Morsel and Anna story and yet no matter how many different ways they tinker with it, I'm still not interested. Get back to me if it turns out Morsel is already married to a sheep or something in Turkey. I've concluded that Jasmin is just an asshole. The way she said "Cool," all snotty and judgmental after asking Blake if he drank at his friend's party. He told her he was going to drink. It's what people do at parties. Jasmine would probably be in heaven at a party where everybody was just doing yoga and working on their inner peace. Speaking of which, What the Hell? She's "not really into working?" Who is? We don't do it because we're into it, we do it because we need to eat and have a place to live. It's pretty clear Jasmin expects Blake to provide everything while she contributes nothing but her "inner peace." Like I said, asshole. And speaking of assholes, Tania. Holy crap. Imagine the nerve of standing there in a wedding dress saying, "How sure am I supposed to be? Nobody tells you!" How about at least as sure as you were about going to Costa Rica for a month to become a witch doctor? How about at least as sure as you are about wearing that hot pink shirt again for the 10th day in a row? Syngin's friend posing the question, "Is Tania worth it" elicited a very loud, almost involuntary "NO!"screamed at my TV. Tania's friend Alex was the only person in that scene who had a lick of sense. Strangely, I've begun to really dislike Tanya's mother. You would think I wouldn't have liked her because of her maniacal monitoring of her Jack Daniels, but I just don't like the way she comports herself, overall. She comes off like a bitch. Like the kind of Karen who always wants to speak to your manager. I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I really liked Sequim Mike's K1 attorney. Her little wino decor in her office reminded me of attorneys that I've worked for. I can't imagine how frustrating being an immigration attorney must be in this political climate. I do not begrudge her her wine. She probably needs it after a day of dealing our state department. I mentioned this in the live chat but it's worth pointing out again that porn granny, did not of her own volition bring her checkbook to brunch with Robert and Anny to give Anny an "out." That felt contrived as Hell. First off, nobody carries a checkbook anymore. Second, how is writing a check going to change what porn granny said was a relationship of convenience? Robert still needs a babysitter and Anny still needs a green card, so if that were the arrangement being made, what business is it of porn Granny's? And how is paying "the babysitter" to go away in any way helpful to Robert or to Bryson? That said, I think porn Granny's husband is probably right in that there will come a time when Robert wants that money.

*Spit take*

Trying to act like she was offering Anny an "out" is the height of disingenuousness. She was trying to pay her to leave. And isn't that the joke about prostitutes? That you don't pay them for the sex, you pay them to leave afterwards. How dare porn grandma treat Anny like she's a sex worker?

I call bullshit on porn Grandma whipping out a checkbook. It was 2019 when this was filmed. Nobody carries a checkbook anymore! Aside from that, nobody would do that. That scene was contrived by the producers and they did a crappy job of concealing it.

Wait a minute, Tania keeps talking about Syngin is so much younger than her but they're both 29. WTF?

I do NOT trust Morsel. He's cagey. There was something about the way he said he was lucky with documents that I found unsettling

Poor trashcAngela was gettin' barmbatted at dinner!!

Suuuper cute reception outfit. This wedding reminded me of Roger's wedding to Jane on Madmen.

Okay, the wedding setup in Michael's backyard is GORGEOUS. The floral arch at the altar is so incredible! Cece & Max are the cutest, sweetest kids. Somebody's doing SOMETHING right, raising them.

Probably Blake, but that's not saying much Best looking chic? Julianna Couple with the best chance? Best chance of WHAT? LOL! None of these couples are going to last. I'm pretty sure most of them didn't even last until the end of the 90 days Most outrageous moment? Robert and his brother, who have 12 (I assume illegitimate) kids between them having the gall to question whether Anny is promiscuous when she doesn't appear to have had ANY illegitimate children, diseases or other reasons for them to assume anything negative about her. Funniest scene? Subtitles for Uncle Bojangles, who we think is a native English speaker, but still can't be sure

Suck it, TrashcAngela. You sowed, you reap.

Blake is a girl-drink drunk & Jasmin acts like he's Don Draper. SO over her. She was never going to go to that party. She's 100% not in the US for Blake. She's there for her sister, so they can have expressionless, shiny faced conversations in Finnish.

Um.. did Mike just whistle for Bojangles like a dog?

How hilarious would it be if once Mykull decided he couldn't get the K-1 Visa out of Angela anymore, he was just going to bilk her out of as many small kitchen appliances as he could get.