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"Maybe Carmela doesn't know she has a twin and the twin is pretending to be her."

Why is this PI dressed like Fidel Castro?

This scene worked better in "Breakfast at Tiffany's."

Gino is definitely NOT sponge worthy!

Tonight on a very special episode of "60-Day Fiance," Gino unwraps a snack bar. Jeez, I wonder how long it takes him to open a condom wrapper.

Jazz-mean's lipstick is a bit much.

Statler is going to hook up with a field.

That's a good way to look at it, @peacheslatour! My favorite months of the year are the last three!

Ever since I watched the "Wham!" documentary on Netflix, I have been listening to their music almost exclusively. I was never a huge fan, but I had several of their singles. It's hard to believe they were only together for four years.

The back to school commercials are slowly infiltrating the airwaves. I went to Walmart the other day and the aisles where all the summer stuff had been were stocked with stationery, notebooks, pens and other school necessities. I've always heard that once the Fourth of July comes around, you can stick a fork in summer because it's done. I am totally fine with this because since I became a middle-aged, post-menopausal woman, my tolerance for hot temperatures is next to nothing.

I love that Greg never specifies what concert he's going to. It's just "the rock concert."

The grubby Trivago guy is out of rehab back on TV.

The first episode of the Grand Canyon trilogy, "Ghost Town U.S.A.," aired on Sunday on MeTV. The old prospector Zachariah T. Brown locks the family in an old jail cell and then steals their station wagon and their camper. But hey, no harm done. He comes back. They're willing to give him a hard pass. What the hell was wrong with this family? It didn't occur to them to get the law involved? Sometimes I think they were all walking around with pockets full of wooden nickles. I guess we can look forward to further high jinks this coming weekend as the family encounters Jimmy and his grandfather who doesn't understand "blast off" because he's old school.

All right, good night, everyone! I guess we'll see the consequences of Statler having sex with a strange toilet next week.

OMG, yes! The older I get, the more I rely on lists. I have already started a packing list for my beach trip and it's not until September!

This ought to be fun.

Ooh, there's a NEW Mexico! [/homer simpson voice]

You'd have to clear away a lot of Chardonnay bottles.

Ooh, sick burn!

Film crew spotted in the background scrambling to get footage of Riley and Violet arguing. I'm sure they're not paid enough.

Cleo's dressed like Sue Ellen Mischke!

Sheila: Who is she? David: I buy donuts from her in exchange for my banana.

"Your banana hurted my donut!"

Where's Waldorf?

Oh, it probably involves a hat and a cheap buffet.