Hangin Out

Neither is that Amish buggy hat. Dogs sense good people.

So is the show.

Eric has said more words in the kitchen than my husband has said in my whole marriage. All that talking would drive me nuts. Thats O.k. Virginia, you can touch your hair and your nose and your face all over, then both eat the sushi with your hands. Barf.

Oh Haley. You are a bad actress. I haven’t seen her talk so much, and she’s not interesting at all. She’s struggling to be nice and act interested. Jake, don’t be a caveman and shovel gigantic pieces of meat into your mouth. Your cheeks are bulging out. Has Haley visited the Dutch Farms lately?

Is Erik really a woman in disguise? He talks like a whiney know it all yenta. STFU, Eric. You’re like a broken record. And a pussy.

WOW! You know this show is done when the doggies are the stars. Is this a joke? Haley was so excited to go on the buggy. Where’s my gallon of wine? And I don’t drink.

Oh goody. Now Clara and Ryan will breathe together. That should be so much fun. Is that something new? Is that a prelude to actual intercourse? These two are hopeless.

I am laughing my ass off. Did you notice when they are retired, they are an expert on everything all of a sudden. Mine now does laundry the best, shops the best, and thinks he knows everything better than I have been doing all these years without recognition. Amazing. I have taped “Jeremiah Johnson” and “ the Searchers” for him 50 times, but he keeps erasing as he knows squat about the DVR.

My husband bought a new 44 inch superdooper t.v. for the bedroom. I shut the door and have the whole living room to myself. That’s all he watches .. golf, football, basketball, baseball, hockey and all the sports shows with all the stats. My Mother used to say “at least you know where he is”, lol.

Speaking of Clara, why does she have to reveal they do everything except intercourse? Who says that, and why do we care? If that’s is her storyline, I would quit. It’s making her look ridiculous and I don’t think he likes it one bit.

It sounds disgusting, but my husband put a bucket by our bed so I could pee in it as I could NOT walk 5 feet to the bathroom the first week. He emptied and washed out bucket every morning, and waited on me for about three weeks. I did the same for him. The pain is unbelievable. Now, I need another fusion, but won’t go. It’s too much. Pre- op, P.T. the dr. Visits. This is the only time they can complain, so they go for all they can get. I told him now try to shit out three watermelons. You’ll see what pain is. 🥵😝

Tell your husband “welcome to the Club”. My hubs and I both had back surgery. Fusions with plates and bolts. 😀😀

Before I buy from Amazon, I look at Walmart. I was about to buy an outdoor swing with canopy from Amazon for $469.00, but then saw the same swing at Walmart for $279.00. I received it in six days .. no trouble. I can’t believe how much stuff Walmart has only on line. Free shipping too. Ordered beautiful throw pillows too for when I lie down and look at the trees and birds.

Thank God I taped the whole show. I was busy reading all the comments and laughing. Now I can watch all the insanity without interruption.

Guess they have priority of the bed, haha. Yes, this thread is the BEST ! I was laughing all nite. The posts were hilarious.

Don’t feel bad. I still only know the basics .. call & text & take pictures. Last week I texted one daughter, and the text went to the other daughter by mistake. Busted! Good thing I didn’t say anything wrong, hahaha. I still don’t know over half the things this phone does. My 7 yr old grandson has to show me. I only have it about 8 years, lol. My brain can’t handle anymore new information anymore.

That Mom who wouldn’t give Julia a cup of tea in the morning before shoveling shit? Who now is the center of attraction at their wedding?

I just love this thread. Better than the shows.

Congratulations. The most thrilling thing in the world. So happy for you.

Cut the shit Mother Betty. You’re not the only one in the world who has a Son.

Moderna

I’m so happy Rebeccas son in law got dressed up for the wedding. Where is her bouquet?

Rebecca says she’s an absolute wreck. She looks like one. Train wreck.

I can’t stand Mike. Natalie has a chubby face. Preggers?

Yep. My girls don’t want mine. Waste of money. The hardware is too heavy.