The Ringo Kidd

I feel that the Real Housewives are sexually exploiting me. Every time I watch it I am always shouting “Fuck” at the TV.

Kiko is on Instagram being the kind gentleman that he has always been. He asks that we don’t blame anyone else and that we just be kind. He is a good man. That ain’t me. Sandy is trash.

Yeah but how does that dog look in a bikini 👙?

Yes. We call it a joke in Brooklyn😀

Because it is all about Dorinda even when it’s not.

So get this. Rinna is pissed at Garcelle for talking about her daughter and whining that she is mommy shaming.......before she goes back to trying to destroy Denise’s marriage and scoffing that her fourteen year olds don’t know about every obscure sex act because they are Charley Sheens kids so they are tainted or some such bullshit. Rinna forget about your kid....you make me puke!

Why do I look at Erika and see Anna Nicole Smith?

Dorinda is always classy! What a POS!

The word on the street is that Mario has a notoriously shy penis. Like a turtle hiding in its shell. So when Ramona could coax it out she would shout out “It’s Turtle Time!”

Turtle pussy is very dangerous. There is a reason that they are called “snappers.”

The truest words ever spoken on RHONY: ”2020 is Sonja’s year!” Yikes does that ever fit!

How great would it be if Tinsley came to the reunion gloriously happy, engaged and pregnant after all her fears and worries. Dorinda’s head would explode.

I want Denise to go low even though it’s not in her personality. ”Hey Rinna Brandi says she had sex with you because your marriage is a sham and you are only a beard for Harry Hamlin who is actually gay and hanging out with bears in Canada. The Lumberjack kind not the Yogi bear kind. Oh and Brandi says your pussy stinks like day old Italian Salmon and we all know Brandi never lies.”

Wow! She looks very different when not all glammed up. Better actually like a real human being and not a Barbie.

So nice Rinna is crying that Brandy was not allowed on the Reunion to slander Denise because of the cease and desist letters. There must be something to it or they would all be continuing to try to destroy Denise and Aaron. Notice how quick and savage Rinna was when the heads turned to her with the accusations of muff diving. “Don’t put that out there Denise!” Garcelle earned a permanent place in my good book by saying she wouldn’t dance in her underwear on Instagram when her daughter was puking up her salmon in the bathroom. My only slight caveat is that she should have said it at the dinner table to shame and embarrass Rinna.

Denise was just trying to squash one fire by her apology to the Ice Queen. Aaron doesn’t owe these twats an apology. Especially when they are trying to destroy his wife, his life and his marriage.

Kiko is on Instagram telling the fans not to blame anyone else on the the show. A class act to the end. Sandy agrees that it’s not her fault. Sandy is trash.

It’s from the bylaws of Local 12 of the Villains. Thieves and Scoundrels Union of which Malia and Sandy are members in good standing.

Good point. There is no way the Captain or even the Medical Staff doles out prescriptions to their crew. Malia doesn’t do this out of rigid adherence to the rules. She does it out of spite.

There is a nefarious reason for Malia informing on Hannah which will be revealed next week. She absolutely doesn’t care about Hannah and would be happy if she was gone so her pal Bugsy could take over.

Actually Sandy is evil. Also it can never be said enough. Sandy is trash.

I was not aware that was the case with the schools. This seems to be a very intrusive violation of medical privacy and just not right. Thank God that education is moving on-line and into home schooling because of the virus and we can eliminate these issues.

This is all very interesting but we are forgetting the most important thing: Sandy is trash.

Wait a minute? If a colleague is taking an anti-anxiety medication prescribed by a doctor you have to report it? The principal gets to decide how the teacher takes their meds and has to approve it? Is it even legal under HIPPA to force someone to disclose a personal medical condition when you are under the care of a physician? That doesn’t sound right somehow?

What a piece of shit. You have to report the medication prescribed by a doctor? A Captain supersedes what a doctor prescribes? If she is taking blood pressure medication you can tell her to stop because it might affect her performance? What a big bag of bullshit! Malia is a snake and a tattletale who has no business being in position of authority.