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The Ringo Kidd

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  1. I really hope that Anastasia brushes up on her housecleaning skills. Especially deodorizing. I think those staterooms reek of desperation.
  2. Since Game of Thrones is over I hear that Ben is going to serve some raw halibut with a Dragon Egg in the middle. Real 5 Star gourmet crapola. Thank God Ben is back!
  3. The problem wasn’t the “airline chicken.” It was the “gas station sushi.” Just the thing to get the guests to send back the plate untouched. Thank God Ben is back.
  4. Ben has made shrimp the new beef cheeks. Good at every meal. Thank God Ben is back!
  5. With Anastasia they sent the streaks back to be reheated. With Ben they send the plates back to be thrown in the garbage. Thank God Ben is back!
  6. I don’t know if Colin will fall on his sword but I hope Travis gets hoisted on his own petard.
  7. I bet she knows a lot of furies after being married to Charley Sheen.
  8. What's worse? Having Jack lick your face in the galley or being married to Mrs. Johnny Damon?
  9. Kyle and Lisa are Hollywood friends. Which means they are only friends when the other one can do something for them. Kyle wants to still be friends. Lisa wants nothing to do with her. That tells you who needs who.
  10. I think you misheard that statement. He said he had been on every size twat. Read his autobiography.
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