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FormeryHeavyJ

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  1. FormeryHeavyJ
    Tommy needs to go to the Barber of Seville. "You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump." "What hump?"
  2. FormeryHeavyJ
    Looks like Amanda has a pair of butt cheeks in the front. Those jeans don't do her any favors.
  3. FormeryHeavyJ
    My wife and I saw Three Men and a Baby. Dec 21 1987. Boy that was a LONG time ago.
  4. FormeryHeavyJ
    With that look on his face I can assume he never got away with cheating on a test in school.
  5. FormeryHeavyJ
    It's Aunt Mira from Two & a Half Men.
  6. FormeryHeavyJ
    I'll see your Grimace and raise you one Homer on a treadmill.
  7. FormeryHeavyJ
    It would be ok if it was "friiiiieeed"
  8. FormeryHeavyJ
    Something I crave once in a day????? I'll go with once a week. But once a DAY?????
  9. FormeryHeavyJ
    James Dolan has a better chance of being voted Man of the Year by Knicks fans than this guy does of sticking to the diet.
  10. FormeryHeavyJ
    He pushed himself to get here. Makes it sound like he was dragging the car the entire way.
  11. FormeryHeavyJ
    Put the wife down for 630. I'm going in at 685
  12. FormeryHeavyJ
    Am I the only one begging for the room to be on the second floor....and there is no elevator.
  13. FormeryHeavyJ
    When "three hours later" came up on TV my wife and I both said it in a SpongeBob narrator voice.
  14. FormeryHeavyJ
    The freaking car wasn't in "Drive" and he was bitching about getting something to eat.
  15. FormeryHeavyJ
    Every time there is a car trip I hear The Who's "Air Conditioned Gypsies" in my head.
  16. FormeryHeavyJ
    I love watching "Home Town" Give that guy a pallet and a box of tongue depressors and he will build you a patio set.
  17. FormeryHeavyJ
    Just need to here an "owww mah leg" and the show is complete.
  18. FormeryHeavyJ
    Nothing says "I make good decisions" like a tongue piercing.
  19. FormeryHeavyJ
    Which one is going for weight loss surgery?
  20. FormeryHeavyJ
    Why bother cutting the cake. Just use a fork to the whole thing.
  21. FormeryHeavyJ
    I want the bologna sandwich but NOT the canned ravioli. That stuff just sucks
  22. FormeryHeavyJ
    Dad drank....Tommy was molested. Oh this is a bad sichuashun...
  23. FormeryHeavyJ
    The bed is actually a tardis from Dr Who
  24. FormeryHeavyJ
    And now I want a bologna sandwich.
  25. FormeryHeavyJ
    At least he showers. My how are standards have fallen.
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