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FormeryHeavyJ

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  1. HOT SAUCE ALL THE WAY BAY-BEEE!!!!
  2. "I can wipe myself now" YAAAAYYYY!!!!!
  3. Where's the trombone with the WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHHH...sound when she sees the scale result.
  4. ABout time that ONE dog gets a treat on this show!!!!
  5. It was either that or 7 fast food stops.
  6. Dis definitely not a good sichuashun.
  7. "Thank you Jesus"??????? HE CAME DOWN FROM THE CROSS.....YOU GOT OUT OF THE CAR!!!!!
  8. Good thing Dr Smith of Lost in Spacer never needed Oxy. And he was ALWAYS in pain.
  9. HOW DID SHE GET INTO THAT CAR? Is it a Dr Who Tardis or did I miss Penn & Teller???
  10. Put a Hershey bar on a fishing pole and I'll bet she will walk to the car.
  11. This one needs Lola, Paradise, Freud AND Sidney Freeman from MASH
  12. Be more specific.....at what point????
  13. Wife just said she will never eat that pie again.
  14. Must be a great Thanksgiving table with THAT family.
  15. Facially she looks like the robot Arnold was hiding under in Total Recall
  16. Pee bucket doubles as a puke bucket!!! That's a real money saver!!!!
  17. Going light on the carbs I see.
  18. This one really needs Mama's Pryin' Bar.
  19. Wife is defending champ and she says 661. I'm going in at 630.
  20. Just like in History of the World Part 1.....:you look like the piss boy"
  21. Evening all. I need a good laugh tonight. Our Gov here in NJ closed all gyms today and I am a workout addict. I am also an unemployed CFO so the workouts were the only thing keeping me sane.
  22. Whenever Dr Now asks someone about their plans for the future I want just one person to say/do this:
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