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FormeryHeavyJ

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  1. Welcome aboard. The back stories never change in total. Just the order of operations.
  2. Is that gumbo? I make GREAT gumbo.
  3. Yeah I've posted this many times. But it just fits so very well.
  4. That's what she said. --Michael Scott
  5. Another English Lit major.
  6. At least she's cleaning the fridge. I saw a bottle of Windex off to left.
  7. Why bother using a cup for the juice. Why not just suck on the entire orange tree.
  8. 500 lbs when she was 16. Great job mom.
  9. How many dozen eggs are on that plate?
  10. Evening all!!! I got into the Cheeze Its tonight but cut me slack. I hit the gym at 5am and went for a 2 mile run at 2pm.
  11. Counting down to the one night of the week I look forward too.
  12. Tour bus driver is almost as good as the one a few weeks ago who wanted to move to Japan with basically not a penny to his name. He may have been the one with the tabletop lymphedema because I remember how much I wanted to kick him in that thing every time he gave Dr Now that idiotic "noted" answer.
  13. Someone in the live chat last night posted how Dr. Now should have given her the diet chiseled on stone tablets like Moses. Or in this case, Mel Brooks.
  14. Mentally-wise she's as bad as Sean.
  15. And you KNOW it's not lite mayo
  16. NO SNACKING YOU DUMB ***** !!!!
  17. A tour bus operator? My goals as a kid were bigger than that. I wanted to catch for the Yankees!!!!
  18. "I swallow a lot of aggression....and a lot of pizzas too....." Dewey Oxburger
  19. She has the same expression on her face that I do after watching a Knicks or Giants game.
  20. ONE FREAKING POUND!!!! THAT'S GREAT!!!!! I love the look on Cassandra's face!!!!!!
  21. She shops at the same store the other guy does who has more holes than pant. I forget his name.
  22. Those slippers.....the jokes just write themselves
  23. Here come the tears for ol' Pouty Face.
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