FormeryHeavyJ

My wife told me this episode was going to piss the hell out of me. She watched it first-run. I watched it this morning as I Peloton-ed. Too sore to go lift. Yeah I know. Suck it up princess. Anyhow, the entire family is nuttier than a jar of Skippy. Here's what you do. 1) TV is gone. You don't work therefore you did not buy it. Say bye bye to the TV. 2) See that video game system? I WILL go all Office Space fax machine on it right in front of Lord Layonmyassallday. 3) All meals will be served in the kitchen. Don't want to wobble your way into the kitchen? Starve. 4) I want to see a pay stub within 2 weeks or you can go sleep in the parking lot. You're outta here like the saber tooth cat dumping Fred Flintstone out the front door.

Pepper you left out "played guitar with both Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden". The absolute worst episode ever. Makes me long for one of Pauline's seemingly 10 shows she has been on.

I miss the live chats so much. However I am in the habit/addiction of being in bed no later than 730pm to be up for the gym or Peloton by 3am. Perhaps Gary or Charles the arm-swinging walker would like to join me.

One day this past week as I was pedaling my fat butt off on my Peloton at 3am I watched a Where Are They Now episode but cannot recall the guy's name. He was back in Houston for a skin removal discussion & Dr Now advised his 100 lbs overweight wife to be careful not to allow her eating to effect his. She got all pissy & stormed out of the room but not before telling Dr Now "we are here for "name" and not me". Afterwards a black screen with writing was displayed stating "wife name" told "husband name" if he continued with the program she would leave him. What a selfish piece of crap. Husband works his ass off, doctor does the right thing telling wife she needs to lose weight (maybe to avoid all the health issues which go with being overweight to that degree) and that's what she comes out with? Cry me a river princess. Get your butt on the Stairmaster, suck it up, realize the doctor has 50 years of medical experience, and finally, if you are going to be a big baby.....don't let the door hit you in your jumbo-size backside. Mess up your life, not his.

Hi everyone. I watched this episode in its entirety this morning at 2am for the first time while Peloton-ing (too darn cold out to go to the gym at my usual 430am). Yes I was working out at 2am. I may have a problem. William is living in his own world. A world of Pringles on top of frozen pizza. I wonder if he also makes meatloaf on the couch with Cheez-Its (I LOVE Cheez-Its....how bad can it be?) or fries chicken in bed as some of the other culinary masters from these episodes show us. William is another example of how denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Pringles on top of pizza or Cheez-Its mixed in with meatloaf (Nicole & her merry bunch of bastards). That's a tough one to choose. Have we seen someone down an entire gallon of ice cream yet with Suzy Q's mixed in?

Maja....and Chris-shun!!!! Every time I hear the song "Sister Christian" I am tempted to sing it as "Sister Chris-shun". Ryan from Montana was my motivation at 3am this morning as I got ready for the gym. You remember Ryan. Doing curls with the keg of soda & all the claims of "I've been working hard" only to see the humongous scale at the weigh-in center show an error message. Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. Unlike Ryan (who wouldn't know a gym if it hit him over the head) I had a great chest & triceps workout. If any of this is attributed to my annoyance/disgust at Ryan....well I owe him a tip of the cap.

Nicole is always an early Christmas present for me. Give me a triple shot of Nicole, Dolly and Maja (with Chrish-shun) and I'm set for a nice long Peloton workout.

Dolly & Nicole...the gifts that keep on giving. Throw in the one who was tossed out at the highway truck stop and it's a Trifecta of Oddness. Dolly was on again early this morning as I was getting ready for the gym. I HIGHLY doubt Dolly was also up early stretching & warming up. I just had to watch. I need to keep a scorecard to follow along. Left husband. Back with husband. Left husband again. Moved in & out of Mom's house. Left Mom's house for a homeless shelter. Hooked up with Frog Backpack Guy in a homeless shelter. Then here comes Cheyenne back with Dolly & fed-up Mom for the final visit. Mom is the only person in this collection who does NOT have her head up her backside. And she drives a pick-up which makes me a fan.

The Lacey & Nicole from Ohio episodes, no matter how many times I see them, are birthday gifts to me. When I form a band I just might name it in honor of Nicole's gang & call it "Bunch of Bastards". What's there not to like. Choose from the porch shower, the living room meatloaf, Charlie the Mouth Breather, the rolling bed in the hotel room, the drug bust, dumping Lacey in the middle of nowhere, the cereal falling out of the moving truck. These two episodes are like a Where's Waldo picture. There is just so much to see.

There are only a few episodes of 600 Lbs Life and now this show I have turned off & refuse to watch again. Sean Milliken, the Assanti Brothers, and now this one with Tommy & super-babying mommy. I cannot finish watching the show with the sound off because I know what mommy is saying. Mommy is nuttier than a jar of Skippy and she's pushing her mind-scrambling nuttiness onto her poor son.

A few responders already beat me to it with comparisons to Sean's mother. Mrs. Tommy needs a kick in the you-know-where. Maybe several. With all her 3rd person references to herself as "Mommy" this is reminiscent of "The Jimmy" from Seinfeld.

I'm waiting for Dr Now to say "you lost one pound....you must have pooped before you got here..."

I could go for another Where Are They Now update on Nicole and her Merry Bunch o' Bastards. Like Cousin Eddie said....it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Have to say it was better than the guy a year or two ago who was doing seated curls with his 40 oz mug of soda. Remember...he was the one from a northern state (Minnesota? Montana?) wearing flip flops in the snow.

Hi Everyone. Have not been doing the live chat this year being that I am up at 3am for the gym. I look forward to reading the comments afterwards but cannot find the live chats anymore on the site. Did they get moved to another location? Snarkingly Yours, Formerly Heavy J Whenever there is someone truly annoying on the show I always pray for a 3rd floor room with no elevator. Oh please please please let there no elevator. Please.

Someone else pointed out this is become the Jerry Springer Show for the morbidly obese. It is worse than a freak show. Dolly, the gospel singer, Eat & Cry Eat & Cry and now this disaster. I got so pissed watching the nutritionist attempt to do her job with a petulant 5-year old Blobzilla I turned it off. I hardly EVER do that. On the plus side of this year (is there a plus side????) I have to give MASSIVE props to the snarker who came up with Rainbow Not-So-Bright for Dolly.

I have not watched the episode yet but it certainly sounds that Lisa's verbal skills are "much more gooder". The son is living out the advice of the rock band "Slade" from around 1985....."Run Run Away". Man that was a great song.

I wasn't allowed to touch my Mom's washing machine......ever. She was afraid everyone would "break it". I was finally allowed to use the washing machine to help her out when my parents retired & relocated, my Dad passed and she was living alone. That was 12 years ago.....when I was 44 years old. No I didn't break it.

This was the exact expression on my face when I took my first Calculus exam at Muhlenberg fall 1983

I have always wondered exactly what goes on with the selection process. I believe that any rationale-minded person can tell within the first 10 minutes of meeting a possible candidate if they are going to be an outright failure. As someone who had a sleeve gastrectomy in 2016 (hence the Formerly Heavy J screen name) and lost 300 lbs in two years it just pisses me off to no end to see people chosen who waste this golden opportunity to live a NORMAL life. Wobbling around at 500-600 lbs is not normal.

When I saw the loaf of Wonder I thought she must have a pound or two of ham shoved in her pocket with the jar of mustard under the blubber. That's a good hiding spot. Remember the police made Nicole (of the Bunch 'o Bastards fame) pick up her blubber while searching for drugs.

I watched this episode on my cable company's repeat channel Friday night (must be in bed by 730pm for my daily 430am workout so I miss the original airing) & I stopped when Dolly was in bed with the homeless guy in what was apparently NOT a Hilton. I was not going to watch any more but now from reading all the live chat comments & those on this section I have to pick it up where I left off. Mrs Formerly Heavy J was surprised I turned it off. I told her "my head hurts....I have no idea what I just watched...." I do know that my daughter, a licensed hair stylist, would make a fortune if she lived next door to DollyLand. Every scene the three of them had different colored hair. Daughter of Formerly Heavy J would have that Jeep Cherokee by now she wants so much.

Calling Dr. Stanley Friedman....Dr Fraiser Crane....Dr Nials Crane....Dr Lilith Sternin-Crane......and the guy from Law & Order who does the Farmers Insurance commericals.

Just watching this episode now on my cable company's repeat channel. Been wondering why her voice sounded vaguely familiar. Does anyone else think she sounds like MeMaw from Young Sheldon?