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Pringles on top of pizza or Cheez-Its mixed in with meatloaf (Nicole & her merry bunch of bastards). That's a tough one to choose. Have we seen someone down an entire gallon of ice cream yet with Suzy Q's mixed in?

Maja....and Chris-shun!!!! Every time I hear the song "Sister Christian" I am tempted to sing it as "Sister Chris-shun". Ryan from Montana was my motivation at 3am this morning as I got ready for the gym. You remember Ryan. Doing curls with the keg of soda & all the claims of "I've been working hard" only to see the humongous scale at the weigh-in center show an error message. Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. Unlike Ryan (who wouldn't know a gym if it hit him over the head) I had a great chest & triceps workout. If any of this is attributed to my annoyance/disgust at Ryan....well I owe him a tip of the cap.

Nicole is always an early Christmas present for me. Give me a triple shot of Nicole, Dolly and Maja (with Chrish-shun) and I'm set for a nice long Peloton workout.

Dolly & Nicole...the gifts that keep on giving. Throw in the one who was tossed out at the highway truck stop and it's a Trifecta of Oddness. Dolly was on again early this morning as I was getting ready for the gym. I HIGHLY doubt Dolly was also up early stretching & warming up. I just had to watch. I need to keep a scorecard to follow along. Left husband. Back with husband. Left husband again. Moved in & out of Mom's house. Left Mom's house for a homeless shelter. Hooked up with Frog Backpack Guy in a homeless shelter. Then here comes Cheyenne back with Dolly & fed-up Mom for the final visit. Mom is the only person in this collection who does NOT have her head up her backside. And she drives a pick-up which makes me a fan.

The Lacey & Nicole from Ohio episodes, no matter how many times I see them, are birthday gifts to me. When I form a band I just might name it in honor of Nicole's gang & call it "Bunch of Bastards". What's there not to like. Choose from the porch shower, the living room meatloaf, Charlie the Mouth Breather, the rolling bed in the hotel room, the drug bust, dumping Lacey in the middle of nowhere, the cereal falling out of the moving truck. These two episodes are like a Where's Waldo picture. There is just so much to see.

There are only a few episodes of 600 Lbs Life and now this show I have turned off & refuse to watch again. Sean Milliken, the Assanti Brothers, and now this one with Tommy & super-babying mommy. I cannot finish watching the show with the sound off because I know what mommy is saying. Mommy is nuttier than a jar of Skippy and she's pushing her mind-scrambling nuttiness onto her poor son.

A few responders already beat me to it with comparisons to Sean's mother. Mrs. Tommy needs a kick in the you-know-where. Maybe several. With all her 3rd person references to herself as "Mommy" this is reminiscent of "The Jimmy" from Seinfeld.

I'm waiting for Dr Now to say "you lost one pound....you must have pooped before you got here..."

I could go for another Where Are They Now update on Nicole and her Merry Bunch o' Bastards. Like Cousin Eddie said....it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Have to say it was better than the guy a year or two ago who was doing seated curls with his 40 oz mug of soda. Remember...he was the one from a northern state (Minnesota? Montana?) wearing flip flops in the snow.

Hi Everyone. Have not been doing the live chat this year being that I am up at 3am for the gym. I look forward to reading the comments afterwards but cannot find the live chats anymore on the site. Did they get moved to another location? Snarkingly Yours, Formerly Heavy J Whenever there is someone truly annoying on the show I always pray for a 3rd floor room with no elevator. Oh please please please let there no elevator. Please.

Someone else pointed out this is become the Jerry Springer Show for the morbidly obese. It is worse than a freak show. Dolly, the gospel singer, Eat & Cry Eat & Cry and now this disaster. I got so pissed watching the nutritionist attempt to do her job with a petulant 5-year old Blobzilla I turned it off. I hardly EVER do that. On the plus side of this year (is there a plus side????) I have to give MASSIVE props to the snarker who came up with Rainbow Not-So-Bright for Dolly.

I have not watched the episode yet but it certainly sounds that Lisa's verbal skills are "much more gooder". The son is living out the advice of the rock band "Slade" from around 1985....."Run Run Away". Man that was a great song.

I wasn't allowed to touch my Mom's washing machine......ever. She was afraid everyone would "break it". I was finally allowed to use the washing machine to help her out when my parents retired & relocated, my Dad passed and she was living alone. That was 12 years ago.....when I was 44 years old. No I didn't break it.

This was the exact expression on my face when I took my first Calculus exam at Muhlenberg fall 1983