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Isn't Nicole from RHOM a real Anesthesiologist? She and AnnaBanana would be an interesting combo...

Frankly, I’m finding RHBH to be practically unwatchable anymore. From Erica vs Denise, Kyle vs, Sutton, Garcelle vs. Dorit, and Kim and Kyle’s cry-fest, the tone is so morose and miserable. The fighting is intense, exhausting and affects my mood. Crystal was right when she said the group wants to yell all the time. For comparison, I’m re-watching Season 6 (partly because Yolanda lives in the next town over) and it’s so much more lighthearted. Yes, there are serious underlying issues but the women do seem to laugh with each other and be supportive most of the time. RHBH is an ordeal now when it used to be escapism.

Alexia saying they will spend $40,000 on a new rental...I assume she meant per month. Haha, yeah right! Larsa saying she's surprised Scotty's family doesn't talk to her after the divorce. Yes Larsa, your ex and former in-laws are typically a package deal. Lisa borrowing the housekeeper's car...really? Remember when she wanted to call an ambulance for the housekeeper last season but Lenny wouldn't let her? Guerdy's kids not making eye contact with her or asking any questions at the bowling alley. Cancer is heartbreaking, but this interaction looked staged.

Forgive me for this, but - I'm close to Angie's age and like getting zits. Tells me my hormones haven't quit yet. They're only temporary and way better than wrinkles!

Correct. It was a test, not a trap. A test that Larsa failed miserably!

I think Guerdy is extremely smart. She knew Larsa was coming for her last season, so she set a trap for her. She tested Larsa by confiding in her and she was not surprised when Larsa blabbed her secret. Guerdy succeeded in exposing Larsa as the shitty person she is for everyone to see. Way to go Guerdy!

Erika wants to be one of the Incredibles in her rubber suits. The only one spending money Housewives-style is Sutton. Has Garcelle summoned Beetlejuice yet with her reddish-purple hair and black-and-white stripe outfits? Maybe he can straighten out these bitches. Kyle gets all flamey-eyed and defensive when asked a simple question. Sutton - "How are you?" Kyle - "How DARE you??" Every time Dorit opens her mouth there's a tiny violin inside. Crystal who?

Rod looked desperate but I believe he was actually smart to ask Olivia to be exclusive. At least then he knew whether he had a chance and he could move on. He doesn't want to waste time. Who wants to date a girl that leaves bras at other guy's houses? Shep sounded like he had Covid. Nobody seemed to care. So Olivia just happens to stumble into Austin's bathroom, looks through his open bag and finds a picture of the two of them? OK, Bravo. Anybody ever been to BravoCon? If so, what is it like?

Yes, exactly. When it comes to toxic people like Monica's mother, just suck it up and buy the used Hyundai for cash. Don't splurge for the Range Rover with mommy's help; you'll come to regret it. At some point hopefully she'll realize being modest and happy is better than rich and miserable. For everyone wondering if Monica and her Mom's drama is real; yes, that stuff really does happen. Those who've had at least a somewhat supportive family can't fully understand it. Be thankful for what you've got.

The biting scene was staged or edited very poorly. I couldn't tell if Hudson was crying or laughing as he came through the door. Madison asks "Who bit you?" right away. How could she identify human bite marks from across the room? Why would she immediately assume such an unrealistic attack had occurred? Hudson is escorted upstairs and then comes right back down for a drink as if nothing happened. The truth is being covered up, probably because it might make Madison look like a negligent mother.

I googled this and read that a kid bit Hudson in a fight. Hard to understand how a kid could bite another kid's leg repeatedly. Makes me wonder if it really was a dog.

Whitney also brought the rumors to Angie, so why's she getting a pass and not Monica? I can understand Monica's outrage when Angie said you could have taken me aside and told me what people were saying - that's exactly what Monica did, in fact, do. And then her Mom comes and tries to prevent her from legitimately defending herself. Monica literally gets bullied into a corner. What else would a normal person do but quietly leave at that point? Were the adults throwing dollar bills at the dancing children and having them drink from shot glasses? Please set me straight if this is some kind of Greek tradition. "LD"? Seriously Linda?

Exactly! This is what toxic, gaslighting, narcissistic abusers do.

Feel so sorry for Monica. Her mom is a textbook narcissist. It's never OK to walk in your adult kid's house uninvited just because the door was unlocked. Hello, boundaries! And she also tried to excuse the nasty names she called Monica over the phone because "she thought she hung up." She was not at all remorseful for her horrible behavior. And berating her in front of everyone at the party? How hurtful for Monica to have a mother like that. Why is she in every scene with her daughter? Thanks Bravo, for showing us a true narc - now get her off my screen.

I'm very impressed with how Olivia handled herself during the fowl party set-up/ambush. Austin and Traylor are only concerned with being outed as completely shitty people, they don't GAF about Olivia's feelings and she's not having it. Good for her. Traylor is a trash friend. I actually felt a little sorry for Shep, which is hard to do, considering his behavior last season. Whitney if you have nekkid Traylor photos, show them.

Olivia's tears struck me as genuine and I honestly felt sorry for her, but I don't think she's ever been in a proper, long-term relationship if she thinks that was it. Didn't her brother pass away during filming?

Tired of Jenna bowing out of filming to work. Conference calls and spreadsheets do not make exciting TV. What happened to actual "housewives" on this show?

I'm all for Madison settling down and Brett sure is cute, but no way is it going to work long-term with him in CA and her in SC. If he works three days and is off eight, that's about six seven-hour plane rides/month, not including time in the airport. Wonder if he's one of those guys with a girl in every port?

T-rav and Kathryn break up; she goes crazy and sleeps with him again. Shep and Taylor break up; she goes crazy and sleeps with him again. Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before...

She would have said to Erin "Put a brar on!"

Why would Jenna spend time picking out different lingerie for each girl? Why not just pick out one type in a couple different sizes and maybe get them monogrammed? Seriously, who does want the granny green lingerie? Sometimes women give gifts that are actually back-handed insults but the recipient is always expected to be grateful.

I was shocked when Heather grabbed Gina's phone and hung up on Travis. That was so rude! And then she proceeds to tell Gina what she can and can't tell her boyfriend...seriously, is she the relationship police? Gina can talk about whatever she wants with Travis. And why was Ryan's phone screen black when Jen called? Any chance he was in bed with someone else?

Why didn't we see a picture of Jennifer Fessler's mom and aunt with Barbara Streisand if they were so close? Jennifer is walking a fine line helping her brother and sister-in-law with Bill's earnings and then trashing him behind his back. Louie red-faced rages while Teresa just sits there blinking and staring with that stupid look on her face. The two brain cells in her head say "I got everything I wanted, so why am I still not happy?" Dumbass.

Yeah, I wasn't impressed either but white jeans certainly aren't as bad as some of the other ladies...

Half the time I don't understand what these bitches are arguing about so I'll critique their dinner outfits instead- Margaret - Boho chic, what a surprise. Way to switch it up for once, Marge. Jennifer Fessler - Snowflake earrings and a peppermint blazer. Merry Christmas. Jennifer - The word Versace doesn't hide the fact your going to dinner in a sweatshirt and not much else. Rachel - Thigh high boots and strapless mini - is she soliciting on Dublin streets after dinner? Teresa - Never gets a pass from me, but since it's her party, I'll let it go. Danielle - White jeans and a green top. Safe choice. Delores - Love the white wrap dress! Melissa - Maybe she'll attract a leprechaun with that green velour jumpsuit who will pay her debts with his pot o' gold. Boogawolf!