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During the beach scene I kept thinking about a friend's father who would roll down the window and bellow, "TAKE YOUR TIME!!!!" when people weren't moving when they should. So yeah kids, feel free to roam around casually looking through things. No need for speed.

So glad we had multiple scenes of Madison looking pensive. I would hate to waste her pensive face on scenes that moved the plot forward. When Travis first went under the boat at night, I was rooting for the floater. Hey, Salazar, when you babysit the kids, you’re supposed to watch them, not let the ramble off wherever the fuck they want to go so you can look at rosaries. I keep rooting for the walkers/biters/sitters. Plane scene? Get him, zombie, get him! Crab belly guy, get him! Take a bite out of Nick. Of course Nick fell into the gully with crab guy. He learned this skill from his mother. Knowing that there are floaters around, she stands at the absolute edge of the back of the boat. Please let one pull her in. Nick looked cleaner covered in blood than he has in a while. Junky Nick knows every drug out there. He is a master of pharmaceuticals. Here’s a hint for Madison and Travis. Most people are dead. If you break up you won’t be able to set up a Match.com profile to meet someone new. So suck it up and learn to communicate.

That would be perfect because then I could just not watch it. The storyline and the actors bore me. Brienne and Pod to the rescue! The prosthetics on the red woman were terrible. Her abdomen looked hard and shiny. A body double painted and lighted to look ancient would have worked better. Sansa and Pod would give her a chance to actually enjoy sex.

kalamac, congratulations on finishing your novel. You rock! I'll check it out. I could use a little lesbian romance.

Okay, now I'm thinking of Brodie in the bedroom. Lights on. Diagram placed by the bed. If his partner is to shy to coach him, he has a coach set up in a chair in the corner, giving him directions. With the snake, Sherri and Cole seemed to check with the handler as to how best to carry them. So they held the head and the tail with the snake draped over their shoulders. Many of the teams that were more squicked out by the challenge did not control the snakes, letting them wrap around them more, which added to the creepiness factor. I actually enjoyed Zach splashing water on himself after he delivered the snake. This was definitely not a playing to the cameras moment. Instead he forgot about the cameras and let his inner discomfort show. If he had narrated, I think we would have heard, "Ick! Ick! Ugh! Ew!"

I loved this leg. No major freak outs within the teams. The snakes added an interesting extra. The scenery was incredible. What a beautiful place. The tasks were challenging. I really enjoyed it. I was hoping Zach and Rachel would stay in. Brodie choked so badly. The usual team number one is in trouble with the distribution of road blocks. I wonder how they would have done if Brodie had done more of the earlier road blocks. He really seemed to not have a clue on the kite. Whereas Rachel plugged away at the salt task without whining and Zach did a great job on the kite while expressing his appreciation of the task. I did feel a little bad for the teams when we got the camera shots of them sliding on the deck when they first got on the pit boat. Dana wasn't a nightmare. Cole did his part without complaint. No one was too damn screechy. Did we switch seasons?

They seem to be patterned tights. They are a very light weave in between the patterns, so more like nylons than tights. And I want them!

I was remembering Ken's facial mask worn while ironing his jorts when I mentioned his skin care. Love this.

Sorry, I was in a mood. Oh wait, I still am. I looked at Sam's outfit again. That put me right back there. I find Ken very attractive but he has a very serious look. He is certainly not flirty. He has the most beautiful skin. I want to know his skin care regime! I am going with tacking since Rami draped, watched how the fabric flowed and created beautiful figure flattering designs. Sam tacks things together hoping they won't fall off. And tacking leads to tacky, so it works for me.

Susan looked really old because the fat deposit on her upper back made her look hunched over and she had those horrible dark circles around her eyes. Melissa has those same super deep set eyes. It makes them look exhausted. The only time Susan's eyes looked more normal was when she was horseback riding. Those dark circles can be the result of not getting enough oxygen. As her weight reduced and she was more active, she may have been breathing better, Or, given how much this show forgets to tell us things, she may have asthma or another breathing disorder that was finally addressed. I want friends with a pool!

Emily was classy from start to finish. Yes, the woman with blue hair and a love of hot pink eye makeup was professional throughout. And then there's Sam and his whatever the fuck that was. Sam: I drank dye and vomited all over some fabric then tacked it around the model. I couldn't quite figure out how to keep it on her so there's a strap. Because, gay pride! I'm surprised he didn't ask for some of Isaac's semen to use as paint. Maybe that's how he stuck the fabric to the model.

Bettie Jo and her husband seem emotionally immature and perhaps a little slow. It was interesting to me that they chose to move back home rather than stay in Houston. The show definitely prefers when people move to be near Dr. Now. Her husband seemed very depressed being there. Two people locked in a small apartment with nothing to do but think about what to eat or not eat had to be depressing. I wonder if he had trouble finding work. The episode synopsis is strange in mentioning cancer. Bettie Jo kept saying a bone growth. I do wonder if she was trying to downplay it or if she did not understand the issue. Susan did lose an incredible amount of weight. Her lymphedemas were really hard to look at. When she lifted the huge one and showed the smaller one underneath - no, just no. That was scary looking. I thought she either said she was close to forty or in her early 40s.

A godly fundie woman would never get into a lifeboat. When getting into the boat, someone might be able to look under her skirt. She could never risk defrauding a man to that extent. After all, if they saw under the skirt, the men folk could not control themselves. Sure, Nike works for the random ankle or collarbone. If they see more than that, they would never be able to stop themselves. It's science!

I suspect thinking about Sodom makes many fundies pitch a tent. Only they would miss the problem with that title. (A.k.a. I'm twelve too.)

Until this week, I thought MJ and Cleen were dating. Suddenly it was all weird and awkward. WTF was going on there? And why was that part of Ink Master. Nunez was gunning for her for weeks because she questioned him rather than worshiping him. Can we get Nunez some counseling? He has major issues with women. Snausages is annoying. The whining. My ears. His voice gets so high I think there are dogs howling off in the distance. I will say his canvas had more issues than a 200 lb weight loss. The guy was strange.

My sister and I refer to our eldest brother as The Holder of the Holy Penis. Now I'll be mixing him up with Jim Bob. Then again, they're both dicks, so the names are fitting.

I am proposing a theory. Strand is taking the yacht to a person who has a fetish of sniffing the filthy hair of unwashed teenagers.

On first glance I thought those were glowing dildoes surrounding Owen. That added a level of interest that had been missing.

And they had multiple groupings of candles burning. By the stove there were three plates with 5-7 candles each. Wasteful much? In the great pill hunt the lights were on and the windows weren't covered. I can fanwank that those windows faced the island, not the shore. I would still expect Mr paranoid prepper to take better precautions about being seen.

Full disclosure, I fell asleep during the show with a cat on my lap. I was in a very uncomfortable position; didn't matter. One positive I can say for this show, I don't have trouble sleeping after I watch it, nor do I fear sounds in the night.

As too often happens, I feel like the only person without an emotional attachment to the Muppets.

Ken Marino, you bastard, don't fuck with my Jeannie.

So I guess I'm not the only one who liked it? Jessa and Adam are such a bad idea. I didn't particularly care for the smashing things/fight, but Adam Driver knowcked it out of the park. He finds a way to add realism and he's willing to look like a horrible person. Jessa's rant about how important Hannah is to her and how Adam ruined it all said too much about their relationship. For best friends they really resent each other and do not treat each other well. Adam may have called Hannah a narcissist but he's with Jessa. Perhaps narcissists are his thing. I was surprised Adam let Laird take Sample. After forcing Laird to look him in the eyes, I thought he would keep the baby. Mentally ill mother, junky father, that baby is looking at a tough life. Shosh was adorable. It was nice to see her happy again. I liked her reunion with Ray as exes and friends. What a concept, people really being friends. Hannah won me over at the end. She was charismatic and open. She would show up with a fruit basket in the middle of the big hulk smash event. (The fruit basket made me laugh. I worked with a woman who was told she had one more chance to turn things around or she would be fired. She sent our manager a fruit basket as a thank you for being understanding. It was very bizarre.) As always Ray deserves so much better than Marnie. She can't be alone. She knew she would be uncomfortable on the road with Desi so she talked Ray into coming along. He needs an intervention.

Bradley is back and as boring as ever. I wonder if a client has ever fell asleep when he's talking.