Colleenna

OK, which one of you wrote this? Fess up, you're a spy. https://soapdirt.com/my-big-fat-fabulous-life-whitney-thore-business-crashes-and-burns/

Well, yesterday's post was a picture in leggings and a tee shirt. She’s lounging at home, so completely appropriate. The outfit is very flattering, but it's quite clear she has not had any wls.

She looks very pretty in this picture. Unfortunately, she also looks as if she's smuggling The Great Pumpkin under the dress.

IG won't let me see it without logging in, and I don't have an account, 🙄

Color me shocked. Not.

So yesterday she posted a pic of her in some gauzy thing --- swimsuit cover up, maybe? It's totally unflattering. Especially since she has it tied under her boobage, which just accentuates how ginormous her gut is.

In the case of the 600lb bed sprawlers, it's because their thighs are so enormous that they can't bring their legs any closer together. And eventually, from lack of use, the adductor muscles (muscles of the inner thigh that bring the leg inward) no longer function well. But is that an adult diaper, or is it just the way those pants are made?

So.... I used one of those IG story grabbers to look at Twit's IG (since Instagram seems to want to force me to have an account just to look). She's posted a picture of herself on a balcony with one leg up on the railing (she seems to like this barre-like pose). I need a second opinion: to me, it looks like she is wearing a gigantic adult diaper under those tights. Second question: how many people did it take to put that tree trunk up on the railing? I'm thinking at least 4 --- two to lift the leg, two to keep her from falling over.

To me, she looks bigger than ever. But kudos to her for jumping rope. I never had enough coordination to do that. And believe me, I've tried. Repeatedly.

Pictures?

I'm hoping to see pics of their baby and Chase's baby playing together (once Ryan's baby is older, obviously. Teeny tinies don't "play" with anyone but mommy and daddy.)

Giving her fans advice?

Well, Buddy and Whitney aren't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier. EDIT TO ADD: What i really meant to say way Whitney and Buddy’s FANS are not the brightest bulbs.....

OMG my husband brought home a bundle of asparagus last week. The spears were tiny (slim), smaller around than my little finger, so they cooked in 90 seconds. Butter and lemon juice. We had two days worth.

RYAN, not Chase.

That's right! Thank gunness Ryan is out of Twit's life so we don't have to hear how she's not prepared for a BAYYYBEEEEE.

Gee I thought they were supposed to call her as soon as gf was a day late. 😉

"Waaa waaa waaaaaa, everybody's having babies and I don't have anyone to have a baby with. Poor pitiful meeeeee."

Putting this in this thread because it doesn't fit anywhere else.... Apparently Ryan and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in August.

I agree she looks cute, but to me, the pic is still creepy.

Have the rest of you looked at her IG lately? Two things of note: (1) She's posted a BUNCH of pics that are Photoshopped to hell and back. (2) There's a picture of her and I *think* it's Hunter that looks more like a picture of two lovers. If that's really Hunter, it's super creepy. Someone else go look and tell me I'm seeing things that aren't there.

These two had me screaming at the TV. He is a total Eeyore, and she made me think of an elementary school teacher who works with challenged children, because that's how she treated him.

Did you ever watch the British show "You Are What You Eat"? I used to positively drool (literally, unfortunately) when Gillian McKeith would show the participants that massive display of veggies and fruits. In fact my mouth is watering a bit right now just remembering it.

You really can't do your own caliper measurements.

With Twit, as with the M600PL crowd, it all about QUANTITY. Vast quantities of food, laden with carbs, fat, and salt.