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I resemble that remark.😉 Babs is only a few years older than I.

Gah. I hate that. I speak French and German and plead the occasional brain fart when I can't remember the German word but the French word readily pops up. Had the same problem with computer languages: nothing like tossing a little FORTRAN syntax into the middle of a PL/1 program. (I don't think either of those is still used.)

I'm remembering back to my first day of French class. Immediately after "J'entre dans la salle de classe" we learned "Je m'appelle..." 15 minutes into class ----LITERALLY. And I'm astonished at how much I remember after nearly 60 years.

Except that apparently, even not being gay is not a requirement. Roy?

One of the most brilliant mathematicians I've ever known was frequently (mistakenly) regarded as less brilliant because he had this really thick Alabama accent.

She keeps searching for meaning. She's empty inside, and she keeps trying to fill up the emptiness (convert to Judaism, become a personal trainer, convert to Islam, run a dance class, eat a shit ton of junk food.....) She looks to others for validation through flattery/ego stroking. She really DOES need therapy, from a real therapist and not a HAES cheerleader.

My 600lb life does that for me.

@lightninggirl I love your field of expertise! American regional accents are a hobby of mine. Most people hear "northern" "southern" "Midwestern" etc but there are literally hundreds. In Pennsylvania there are at least 4; in Virginia, 5 (maybe even 6). A "Midwestern" accent? There's a HUGE difference between Minnesota and Michigan! Even within NYC, Brooklyn is not Queens is not Long Island is not The Bronx. Anyhow--- thanks for reminding me how much I love my hobby. 😊

Taking my reply to you over to small talk.

I know some people from the show lurk on this forum, so let me say this: Heather, get a freaking lawyer. Have that lawyer draw up a contract specifying EXACTLY what costs Sweatney will be responsible for: medical costs, lost wages, hospital bills, post-delivery checkup, etc. Specify that Sweatney MUST accept the child when it is delivered, regardless of gender or any birth defects --- no "I changed my mind and don't want the baby." Specify that she must pay medical costs even if you suffer a miscarriage. Then present the contract to Shitney and see how fast she backs away.

Well that, and the fact that she'd never hear the end of it if she said no. Whiney would hector her about it ALL. THE. TIME.

In the words of 80s "Valley Girls," gag me with a spoon...😉

OMG I can already see it. HWhit tries to bully her female friends into being her surrogate, but when both of them decline, she has literally hundreds of her sycophants BEGGING to be her surrogate!!! They'll even do it at no cost to her!!! They'll even PAY her for the privilege of carrying her crotch goblin. May God have mercy on us all.

And then there's that whole "modest clothing" thing. Somehow I don't think parading around in leggings and a sports bra fits the definition.

LOL,Twit would bail on Islam as soon as she found out about the fasting during Ramadan.

He could also be French-Canadian of North African heritage. Although in my experience, Quebecois speak fairly heavily accented English.

Thereby lending more credence to the argument that l'homme n'est pas français.

Nope. If she sabotages all of Buddy’s relationships up until the time they turn 40, then neither of them is married and he HAS to marry her per the pizza box contract. All part of her grand scheme. (By the way, she stole that idea off of Bethenny Frankel, who made the same deal with her hair stylist. Of course then BF got pregnant, so...)

Well, she's full of shit, so......

Ugh. Just...ugh. https://www.eonline.com/news/1299880/my-big-fat-fabulous-lifes-whitney-way-thore-has-a-new-man-and-baby-plans

It would have to be some butt-wipe-on-a-stick product, because we know that's the only way she can reach her butt-crack.

Well, hell, taking a shit is a perfectly normal bodily function too. Will she shill toilet paper or bidets next?

Chainsaw.😄

I can tell you from personal experience that the textbook for NASM certification (which some consider the "gold standard") is about 4" thick --- maybe more --- and hardback. And VERY heavily into anatomy and physiology, down to the different types of muscle fibers. And the exam is a bitch.

Someone who knows more about these things help me out here... Can you use filters, etc on Zoom/Facetime etc to make yourself look more attractive? I'm just wondering if this mystery Frenchman saw the "real" hWitney before she materialized in France.