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Her form. I just can't. And grunting and screaming would get you banned from my gym.

Shitney is 24-carat bitch. But ya know what? Glenn and Babs have enabled this disrespectful behavior, so they should suck up that karma latte.

So... is Mahhhhtha still a judge? I haven't watched since she became one of the judges and won't watch until SHE. GOES. AWAY.

And as usual, when she does the bench "squat," she lifts her feet off the ground and bounces on the bench on her ample ass, thereby using momentum to propel herself upwards instead of engaging those big ole glutes and quads (which is hard work and will make you sweat.)

Because Gboro is 100 miles inland.

Well, then, maybe Glenn should either work out more consistently, or not at all. There's no reason he couldn't do all the exercises he was trying to do. There are men and women at my gym who are in their 70s who are far more vigorous than G... including a 76 year-old triathlete.

Oh lort. She has a new "workout" vid with her dad on FB. Her squats are a joke. She's so far from 90° it's pathetic. Later in the vid, she's using Will's "pretend" TRX (it looks kinda like TRX, but clearly is not). She's not even half-assing it. Everything about that vid --- including Glenn --- could be used in a "how NOT to work out" presentation. Gah.

If you look at the first picture, then the last one, you can REALLY see how much weight she has GAINED in the past several years. She just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

I've got ya beat.... I married a RAIDERS fan. Of course, every time ESPN or NFL Network plays an ad that shows it, I have to point out the "Immaculate Reception" to my beloved. He married me anyways. :-D After a few more weeks, won't be watching much TV as it airs. STILLERS and PENS!!! (And if the Buccos would ever have a post-season team.....)

Happy birthday!

Apologies in advance if this picture is huge. (Hey, it's still not the size of Twit's ass) I took a ration of shit over my "overly large" shorts when I took this pic to show off my 70 year old legs.....

Thanks. Now I have to go bleach my eyes and Drano my brain.

Yeah, 10 workouts in a 6 month period.... Not exactly dedicated to physical fitness.

Looking at the vid with the guy doing rope pulls, and then Twit, hers aren't even close. He starts from a supine position, she starts sitting up. No way could she pull herself up from supine --- she lacks the core strength. And 10 cals on the rowing machine? That's less than 2 minutes.

WTF is that supposed to be? Must be something Crossfit because I've never seen anything like that before. ETA: I'm talking about her new vid. The picture of her stuffing her face, I've seen.

Curvy is Christina Hendricks, Jayne Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe....

Ok, God help me, I went to Depends website. Their largest size fits up to a 64" hip, and I don't think Twit would fit into one. You know I'm going start getting spam about adult diapers. The things I do for yinz.....

Interesting. Even when I was thin (5'6" 130) I never put on a coat until it was in the 40s. I couldn't stand living somewhere like Florida or Arizona. I guess that's why not everyone drives Fords. ;-)

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed person reigns. But no, they're not really similar. Ya can't change being an LP or visually impaired.

To be fair... in my opinion, 65 degrees is not cool enough for sweatshirts and knit caps. 55 *might* be cool enough for a sweater. But my knit cap only goes on when it's below freezing.

What's weird about hating avocado? They're disgusting. They have the texture of lard.

Yes. Yes, she's that obtuse.

My understanding is that Ashley is about 300# .... so Shitney's got to be close to 400.

Oh how I hate burpees.

The Great Pumpkin really DOES exist!