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Vicki Gunvalson: Her Love Tank Runneth Over
Claire Voyant replied to Lisin's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
I'd say old Steve deserves whatever he gets. He can just wallow in all of Brook's and whoever's pond scum they left to roil around in that polluted love tank of hers. You get what you pay for, Steve-o.- 2.7k replies
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OMGoodness!!!! Steve is almost as bad a creeper as Brooks was. Vicki sure knows how to pick 'em. I still would bet that she bought her own engagement ring. Desperation doesn't even come close to what the Ick emits when she's around men. She can try to be as prim and proper as Hi Ho Steverino would have her, but she ain't fooling anyone. Her and her polluted "love tank". Gag me with a spoon. And her screeching like she did when she hurt her stupid ankle by being a dumb ass was beyond annoying. Ambulance people need duct tape for shitheads like Vick the Ick. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. 🤣
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S14.E18: Wild, Wild Key West
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Insulting to pigs, though. 🐷 -
S14.E17: Florida Fun and Fury
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Actually, considering the mother she's got, I'd say she's pretty tame. Her "style" belongs on a 2nd grader, though. Most of those women look like an old woman trying desperately to hang onto her youth, and failing miserably. I agreed with Kelly about Vicki and what her grandchildren may think, blah, blah, blah, but, so far as we know anyway, Vicki never demonstrated up close and personal to her daughter how a tampon works. Kelly seems to forget how long her shit's gonna be "out there". I'd have been like: Never mind ma. A pad will suffice. 😱 -
S14.E16: Viral Videos and Vendettas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Wow! Good to hear! Maybe after the bloom wears off the roses and she has to corner up all the garbage AND haul it out, she'll be living, breathing Karma for Mr. Bug Eyes Beador. Old news, but maybe Lesley hasn't figured out that if he'll do it with her, he'll do it to her. The fun has just begun for them both. People like that deserve each other. LOL I have a feeling that Shannon will have the last laugh and that's a good thing. I hope she heals up soon. Divorce is ridiculously painful, no matter how necessary it may be. -
S14.E16: Viral Videos and Vendettas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Am I the only one who thinks Ickie bought her own engagement ring? Steve doesn't strike me as the one who would bend a knee for anyone, let alone the polluted love-tank succubus he lives with. Also, I watched the Bravo special with Andy Cohen. WTF happened to Jeanna's face?!? 😲 -
I'd like to feel more sorry for Ryan, but he's been a spoiled, little prick for too long now. He also looks and acts too much like his ferret-faced mother to illicit much in the way of pity from me. The naked-wasted episode kind of did me in with him a long time ago. I know it's not really his fault, because his freakazoid mother made him what he is, but it doesn't make me like him any better. I also understand where Eddie is coming from. I can't imagine giving your wife's son a job and having to deal with a lazy, self-centered, moocher who hasn't got the gumption to put away a load of towels at they gym. Still, if he is suffering from depression, there's no "snapping out of it", any more than a diabetic can snap out of their need for insulin. Eddie...just gently lead him to the door and kick his depressed ass out toward a genuine, bona fide psychiatrist. Let the crazy chips fall where they may. FWIW, I think Ryan would benefit greatly if he got as far away from his mother as possible. She's too toxic for words.
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S14.E14: Best Frenemies Forever
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
No, no, no. NO killing. Do what I do. Just make him wish he was dead. So far, no prison time. 😁 -
S14.E14: Best Frenemies Forever
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
I think most posters here speak fluent sarcasm, but imo, true sarcasm requires some wit and more than a few working brain cells. Shane is NOT sarcastic. He's not funny. He has never made me laugh, not even one time. He hasn't got a clue what sarcasm is. Shane is simply junkyard dog mean. Bully, Napoleon-complex mean. I bet the pervy, little dick-lick pulls the wings off of flies. 😠 Nothing about him is amusing. Not.one.thing. I hope Emily can get away from that thing sooner than later, because he's malicious as hell. -
S14.E14: Best Frenemies Forever
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
That ignorant, little toad isn't going to pass the bar exam. He really is entirely too self-absorbed to think about much of anyone or anything other than himself. He'd have to put himself aside and concentrate on the law rather than himself. Never gonna happen. There have been a few people I've seen and met in my lifetime who have made me want to scratch from the get-go and he's one of them. As for Emily, I'm sorry for her, but no one can help her but herself. When she's had enough, or finally see's what the dysfunctional dynamic is doing to her children she may very well kick that smarmy, little rat-bastard to the curb. I wouldn't bet on it, though. Shane is never going to willingly let her go unless and until he's damn good and ready. Until then, she is like a hamster caught in a wheel and Shane is the driving force. He truly is a horror of a man and my initial dislike for Emily has turned to pity. She really puts up with some stupid shit from her husband and Gina. As for Gina...one can only hope that she and Tamra get to be bff's. They deserve each other. I can only imagine the deep thoughts those two shallow divers will ever discuss. -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
She lost me at the zipper. 😲 Monstrosity is right!!! LOL -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Her "look" at the fashion show was...well...less than fashionable. I thought she looked like a middle-aged woman, desperate to look younger and miserably, painfully losing the battle. -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Sorry to say, I have zero experience with extensions. Been retired for quite some time, but in truth I find extensions kind of icky. I know there's no way to do anything like that without some discomfort and subsequent itching. People get headaches from ponytails! I can't imagine the itch from extensions being woven, glued and wefted onto your scalp. As for the cleanliness...I don't see how that could happen. One day without a wash and your body starts to get smelly, and it's worse on your head. Hair, by it's very structure, is a dirt and smoke magnet no matter how hard or long you scrub in the shower. I can remember coming home from a bar when smoking was legal and having to wash my hair before I could go to bed. I could never sleep with that filth all over it. Can't imagine the amount of reek extensions could hold. Just...no. -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
🤢 Please. Just no. 🤮 That would be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire. 🥵 -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
I'm a retired hairstylist. Anytime the hair and scalp are covered or pulled back (think ponytail) it's gonna be an itchy, kind of sore mess after even a few hours. Same with wigs. Drive a guy nuts! If you must fill the need, then keep a knitting needle handy for the incessant itching. Or a wire tooth lift. They are thin and slippery and can get through a rat's nest to the itch. -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Honestly...this never gets old. 🤣 -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Medical curiosity? How does she manage to live without a single, working brain cell? -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Kelly backed herself up in a big hurry when her victim didn't respond with shock or fear and wouldn't back down. In fact, she carried it even further, which made me rofl. Kelly can dish it out, but she can't handle it when it's fed back to her. Bully mentality all the way with that one. LMAO Karma is fun to watch though. These women are nothing but egotistical gang thugs. They love to shock and intimidate, but are too stupid to realize that payback could very well be hell. I think my days with this show are numbered. -
S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
My daughter is 6 ft. tall. When she was a teenager she was very self conscious and started to try to slump. I say she tried, because I refused to let her hunch herself up. I'd press my hand onto her back (not hard mind you) and say, "Stand up straight. Be proud of who you are." Today, she's still tall with almost perfect posture, despite having scoliosis. I'm glad I was more persistent with making her stand straight than she was trying not to. She has thanked me more than once for it, too. So there's that. 🥰 -
S14.E11: Hot Mess Express
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
I'm not going to hold my breath for the wedding. I don't think he wants to actually marry her. He wants some camera time. If she gets kicked all the way to the curb from OC, I bet he won't stay with that haggard, old, lying banshee for long. I hope I'm wrong, because I think they do deserve each other. -
S14.E11: Hot Mess Express
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
You may be eating more, too. Steroids are awful, but they do help once the side effects wear off. Hang in there and if you get too emotional, let your doctor know. -
S14.E11: Hot Mess Express
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
I think if Tamballs and Broadma hadn't been all over each other, I'd have been more upset with Shannon's behavior with some guy in a bar. I was just relieved I didn't have to watch Shannon grinding all over some skanky woman she found while rolling around on some filthy restaurant floor. 😝 -
S14.E11: Hot Mess Express
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
There's that little vow nestled in the wedding that says, "In sickness and in health." No amount of husband libido troubles is an excuse for what Tamra and Broadma chose to do to each other in public. Disgusting. Demented. Vile. One can only hope they didn't actually carry that behavior any further, but if they will do that sort of thing in front of the cameras, wth are they choosing to do in private? GAH! They make my skin crawl. Their poor kids. :( -
S14.E11: Hot Mess Express
Claire Voyant replied to KungFuBunny's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Those women are all full of shit up to their eyeballs and the rest of them is toilet paper. Ha! Sometimes, they make me LMAO, but this is starting to feel like they're all scraping the bottom of the barrel working waaaay to hard as they try to make themselves relevant. They are becoming rather repulsive as they sit regally for their talking head sessions and act like they are above it all. Please. If not for this show, they wouldn't BE friends and that's just facts. Reality TV my aching butt. I don't like sexual displays out in public no matter what the gender preference. Watching two women, who aught to know better, roll around on a filthy public floor and exchange spit while groping each other was a bit much. I'm no prude, but that whole display just screamed perverse and dirty. Like all the soap and scrub brushes in the world couldn't clean that mess up.