Tom Holmberg

He always looks like somebody farted.

Maybe she figured she slop all over the guy's sofa with that sandwich. Plus, we don't know who paid for that sandwich, do we? Da da daaaaa!

Which you could buy at Home Depot. Free food?

Saw an ad today for the Cubii exercise machine. Apparently exercise burns more calories than just sitting does. Thank you, Capt. Obvious.

But you don't know where it's been!

I thought Cuisinart was for small children?

If it's my floor, it's okay. Anybody else's floor, yuk! (I don't mind MY germs.) I wouldn't eat an éclair from the garbage, though, even if it was on top.

They've also dropped "WKRP in Cincinnati" for "Green Acres."

I can't wait for the sequel, "Joe and Mika's Excellent Adventure."

I'll miss Dr. Loveless! With all the other channels constantly running westerns it's surprising that they aren't showing WWW, too.

Me-TV will start running Three Stooges on Sat. evenings starting June 1st. It will be interesting to see how censored they'll be.

I'd rather go to New York for Giant Buffalo Wings.

I'm not a fan of either, but at least they are historians. Chris Hayes did segments on topics like this on his old "Up With" show, so I know he'd be good. Maybe Meachem and Goodwin could be the guests with Chris hosting. But I'd like to see Rick Atkinson, who wrote a great trilogy of histories of the U.S. Army in WWII, worth reading if you haven't.

Chris Hayes would be the best person for MSNBC to send; Joe and Mika the worst. So let's send the worst.

In Chicago we get ads like this all winter for warm destinations, but its late Spring (except here in Chicago, where Sprinter's just ending) and if you live in Florida , do you need to go to Myrtle Beach?

Joe didn't surrender when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, so that little fact isn't going to stop him.

It's all about them.

And he'll be telling us how he fought his way off the beaches and single-handedly liberated Europe from Nazi oppression.

He got headlines for comparing him to the Wizard of Oz, so he up it a step to SpongeBob. On Monday he compares him to Curly Joe from the Three Stooges.

After all, he was just calling for two murders...

Car ads basically are selling a lifestyle. Buy our brand car and you'll be ...a speed-demon racer tearing up the desert ...a cool urbanite driving through oddly empty city streets ...an adventurous outdoorsman driving through the woods ...an XGamer crashing through snow banks on the way to snowboard ...or a nerd who spazzes out over a Chevy.

Where has he been for the last 50 years?

My reaction is when somebody in a commercial yells "NOOOOOO!" is to go "NOOOOOOO!" I guess it's catching.

That's nicer than my theory that he kills them and dances in the moonlight wearing their skins.

That's right, Ben Carson thought Joseph built the pyramids for storing grain. Maybe he should be Librarian of Congress.