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  1. babyhouseman
    She has cankles.
  2. babyhouseman
    Hello. It might snow here tomorrow. Being the South, we'll be excited with an inch and have snow cream which is not on the diet.
  3. babyhouseman
    Lola must be dealing with her wigs or angry parents telling her they don't want letters from their fat children.
  4. babyhouseman
    My mother's sister always calls during her TV shows. The sister is an extrovert who hates being shut in by the pandemic.
  5. babyhouseman
    I remember one patient who was funny. One who thought she could sing.
  6. babyhouseman
    Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Cindy reminds me of the witch weeble I had.
  7. babyhouseman
    Nobody listens to me. We've been listening to you whine for almost an hour and a half.
  8. babyhouseman
    If you push Cindy, you'll have a hole in the floor.
  9. babyhouseman
    It was an x-rated lymphedma.
  10. babyhouseman
    The Dr Now mobile
  11. babyhouseman
    We have another toilet breaker. I guess 666, sign of the devil.
  12. babyhouseman
    How to find a hunky fireman, gain 600 pounds. I bet Cosmo won't tell you that.
  13. babyhouseman
    She said she'd better not get worse. Honey, you ain't go far to go to hit rock bottom.
  14. babyhouseman
    Did she eat the paperwork?
  15. babyhouseman
    My 600 pound fashion collection
  16. babyhouseman
    I'm too scared to check.
  17. babyhouseman
    How will she get there? Sexy men with an ambulance? Cattle train?
  18. babyhouseman
    She has no clothes.
  19. babyhouseman
    The caretaker has to cook what she wants.
  20. babyhouseman
    Hello.
  21. babyhouseman
    Baby rabies crazy must run in the family. Her mother Ashley had an abortion and then had a mental breakdown. She stole Victor's sperm. She said a blanket was her baby. Then the mess with Adam and the baby switch.
  22. babyhouseman
    Well, now she's Carrie from Sex and the City and the hubby is Mr. Big. Cornhole sounds dirty. Well, I guess that's it. Good bye.
  23. babyhouseman
    I read too much celebrity gossip, and they say she is eager to please on her knees. I don't know if Flay is one of her men. If his office was in a car, Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. Or if he want to sabotage their diets, Cheeseburger with Paradise.
  24. babyhouseman
    They won't let him wear his Ugly Beards Club shirt.
  25. babyhouseman
    I haven't either. Those kinds of shows bore me.
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