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Maybe the bathroom was off camera for the tent date but where did Becca go pee? She is going to get a UTI, she needs to pee and dry off her vagina after sex. Not a good place to be able to brush your teeth in the morning either. I laughed so hard when she said "I guess I'll get out of your hair now" and then just leaves. Can we have a thread with that title somewhere PLEASE?!?!?! This was such a painful episode. Out of all the setups they have done in past seasons this was the worst.

My post wasn't supposed to be a critical thinking piece examining why they were in that spot. Like I said it was personal and I am jealous. If I had 30 days somewhere like that I would come out like Gwyneth Paltrow!

Exactly!!!! So all of the sudden she has changed? Wow, MTV really is editing her to look horrific. She does say and do those things so I don't begrudge them for it but I "kind of" thought she was okay the last 2 seasons. The way she was talking with Sophia in the back seat was atrocious. MTV needs to stick with her being fired because she is abusive to their employers. When they add in her porn escapades they are handing her an excuse and an argument on a silver platter. If it was simply about her behavior and that is the only thing she had to face then she could have the opportunity to examine that. She wouldn't because it's Farrah but still they are doing it all wrong.

I try not to personalize a lot but the Catelynn going to treatment thing is really starting to get under my skin. If she has the means to go then great, I guess I'm a little jealous. I have struggled with bipolar disorder for over 25 years. I have been in a facility twice. Once in my late teens and then when I was pregnant with my son. It is a private one and it is still a dump. Nothing AT ALL like the ones anyone from the Teen Mom world goes to. I still had to pay a few thousand bucks as my co-pay after insurance. I have had a few times since I had my son and daughter that I really needed to go and I've had multiple nervous breakdowns. I don't go anywhere because it's simply not a sustainable part of my families life. It would use all of my sick leave, I would be shelling out thousands of dollars that we could use for something else, I don't know what I would do with my children - would my husband just take his own vacation and sick time and take care of them? So I just suffer through it. I agree with what a few other members have said about getting a really great counselor. That has helped me a lot and I have gained many tools and learned a lot about personal boundaries and triggers. I don't know why but it just bugs me when Catelynn gets a pat on the back and praise saying "it's great you are taking care of yourself". I should be more empathetic with her but I'm not. I want to take care of myself too. Maybe just because I've been there and I've had to work my ass off and I don't really see her doing any work. Having a therapist while the cameras are there is a joke. And why the FUCK is she holding a cell phone AND A CIGARETTE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mamadrama please let me know when this series is available. I want to read them knowing Hart of Dixie was the muse. HAHA. It sounds really interesting though.

HAHHAHAHAH this is the best. They probably bought expensive alcohol.

That wedding was so sad. I don't have anything new to add. The chew, the weird cake in the corner, the lack of vows.....all terrible. Rhine used to be cute but he is so ugly now. However, Rhine has told the media that he gets anxious being filmed and I felt that I saw a little of that anxiousness and some emotion as he was saying his vows albeit them being incredibly shitty. Mostly I came on here to ask why Amber is wearing these incredibly unflattering jumpsuits. First the thick Christmas one and in this episode was she dressed as a bear?? Does Andrew look at her and find that attractive? I don't want to offend anyone who may be wearing an animal costume in their own home, I personally do not like them.

I forgot to add how shitty it was when he was holding the rose out to Sienne and then didn't give it to her. The producers told him to do that no doubt, and they are all sleazy as hell for it.

RIGHT?!?!?!

HA! They did a poll on WWHL about who the hottest husband was now that Edwin is on. Tom and Ken got at least 1-2%. PK GOT NOTHING!!! Muahahahaha

The only time I found Zach hot was when he was on his original RW and he and Ashley were laying around reading together. I thought READING!?! But it seems he has matured. I laughed when Nicole waved at Melissa in the Ring. It was a funny little wave and smile if you caught it.

I've watched too much HGTV that I can't see watch an apartment being renovated for an entire season when I know it can be done in an hour.

HA! This is so funny. When watching the show sometimes I am way, way off on what everyone else may be talking about on the forums. I thought Ariana seemed somewhat sincere. Do I find in confusing she can run around wearing skimpy outfits and seem like she is having fun? Yes. Do I think the TV therapy sessions are silly? Yes. But I think maybe the distance that she and Tom have had seemed like a reasonable explanation. They need to go on a vacation just them, no cameras. At the beginning of the season I thought her taking up horseback riding was because she was trying to branch off from Tom but maybe she was trying to fill her time? I don't know.

Nina Agdal was a horrible guest. Talked like Valley Girl and was not funny. She seemed really stupid.

Why the hell is Laurent there if she is "so scared to get hurt again"? Bitch, don't go on a TV show if you aren't sure. At least Bekah seemed like she would have given it a shot. PERFECT!!!

GREAT OBSERVATION!!!

This is everything I came here to bitch about. Tyler's sister making up the story about why she couldn't pay her bill made me cringe. Butch has been angling towards going to a fancy rehab last season and this season and we thought he was trying to get MTV to pay for it but Tyler ends up doing it. As a child of an addict, as someone who works with addiction I can only hope this helps Butch but also from my perspective know that a place that offers fancier amenities is not going to do the trick. It has to come from Butch himself. If he has not been able to find coping mechanisms to help him function with addiction by now it is very, very, very hard to do. But at least he is going. My mom had the opportunity to go to a really nice facility (having the money to pay for it) and she didn't and we don't talk at all anymore because she won't even acknowledge her addiction which has been going on for over 30 years. Mack can STFU about them being brothers. If that's what they are striving towards then that's great. But Bentley has barely seen Ryan since he has been with Mack so I don't think there is a huge bond between the two boys yet. My parents did not even have the opportunity to find out my gender (just because I am so old haha). It's a wonder how they prepared for me!! Amber should have just rationally said "It's very important to me to find out the gender, I would love to have some time to decorate the nursery and buy some items" instead of making up something to screech about. But it's Amber so. In every scene she is on bed or on the couch with someone making her food. AHAHAHAHHA. This is going to be a disaster. I don't want it to for the baby's sake but it will be. I kind of liked Farrah's hair. Deb has by far been the most pathetic person to come out of any of the Teen Mom franchises. The ways she dresses and acts, the choices she makes. She's so thirsty for attention and her being the mom of one of the girls I am embarrassed for her. She really has the most serious mental health issues out of anyone. It's quite scary.

Dorit would. LOL!!!

She looked AMAZING on WWHL. She really does know how to do makeup. I'd take advice from her if I took makeup advice.

StatisticalOutlier I LOVE your username.

But does she come from a broken home? [Dorito voice] That has never been made clear. No one has EVER mentioned it. [Dorito voice] I am on Team LVP this episode. If we have to pick a side between all these attention whores this is the side I pick. What I thought was really thoughtful was when LVP said her friendship with Kyle is not worth it. Very sweet. Teddi does have a nice home and clearly something I am never going to have, but were the women really that impressed with it? Surely they have been to numerous Malibu beach homes in their day and from the size and lavishness of their regular abodes/lifestyles could they not afford a home on the beach as well? Kyle's dogs are killing it this season. Lisa's daughters can fuck off.

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really liked how the addressed Katie's backstory. The women on this show sometimes go back and forth with their weight. I by no means think any of them are "big". I think they have nice and shapely bodies and when they are not super skinny I think it's just because of all the heavy drinking they do. Some girls can get away with it and some can't!! Tom is super sweet about his brothers. I think for Stassi she has a sense of humor that crosses some social boundaries. She is used to being funny and her friends laughing, she is not used to being called out. If she was hurt I wish she could reflect on that and look outside herself and wonder why she was in that predicament. If she wants to continue having that sense of humor, maybe just keep it to a close group of friends and not talk about it on social media or a podcast.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to admit. I liked Krystal's pants. They looked comfy. I wish I was skinny enough to wear those. Ugh, at the end when she took that sip of wine and went "mm hmm" while nodding condescendingly. I don't know if producers set her up to be the villain but finally we have a satisfying send off instead of the Vienna or Courtney being PROPOSED TO and us having to suffer until the end. Jacqueline sure did pop up all of the sudden didn't she? They kissed a LOT. Maybe the do have some physical chemistry we don't get to see on camera. I wish we had more of her.

I haven't read any comments yet just wanted to say I went to bed last night SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So happy.