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What grabbed me: one of the twins is wearing glasses in the nursery. Newborns don't wear glasses.

I've always had a big nose; I remember being picked on about it in elementary school. It was broken in high school when I was playing with some little kids a friend's mom was sitting. One of the kids cracked his head perfectly on the bridge of my nose and I saw stars. After that, I had a little hump on the bridge. I would jump at the chance to have my nose fixed, but that costs money I don't have. I've discovered through this show that my septum is deviated, also, but I don't know if it always was or was a result of the break. I've always had breathing problems (nighttime mouth breather), sinus and other headaches, etc., but what are you going to do? Take a Claritin and Tylenol and go on with your life. We aren't all stunning beauties with deep pockets.

My cats told me to tell you that those were bold words, "theatremouse".

My cats said that it's uncool to mock someone for a medical condition, *especially* if they are a cat.

I saw a commercial about that tonight, but it was for the car; the car apparently smelled so much like the driver's dog that the poor passenger imagined that the whole car turned into a dog (like the car in Dumb & Dumber) when the she got in. The way I feel about it is this: it's *my* car that I paid for, and I alone drive and ride in it 99% of the time. If it smells like farts, too bad. Get a ride with someone else.And let's just be honest, it *does* smell like farts. My nose isn't "blind" to it, but just doesn't care.

I love the cheerleaders in The Replacements. There's always a former stripper. (See also Hit the Floor, a series currently on VH1.)

I looked her up last night. She's so pretty! Her owners have had her since 2009, it seems, so I don't know why all of the sudden she's an Internet sensation.

I must watch too much plastic surgery shows to know this stuff, but I think the new silicone implants have different enclosures (pouches) and differently formulated silicone inside. The old kind leaked easily and the silicone within migrated through the body and got into the bloodstream--I think--but the current kind stays in a mass that doesn't separate if the pouch should rupture.At any rate, implants are supposed to be replaced every 10 or so years. When the doctors removed Janice Dickinson's multi-decade-old implants, they commented on them being "gummy". My friend had a lift and for some reason, the doctor put in implants. She was already large (maybe 34F, but I could never get her to let me size her in a correctly fitting bra). She eventually (within just a couple years) had the implants removed because one had encapsulated--scar tissue had formed all around it inside her chest and it was firm to the touch, and higher than the other breast. I live in a very image-conscious city in the Southeastern U.S. There was absolutely nothing wrong with my friend's breasts--they were large breasts that looked like 40-ish-year-old woman's breasts! We are both so single, but she is way fancier than I am. I date online, and pretty much all the men want 5K-running "slender" women (who nonetheless have porny clown tits). The pressure to look perfect in this town (and our society in general) is enormous. Men who watch clowny-titted porn stars and women who are wanting to get giant implants should be forced to watch videos of botched boob jobs.

The silicone implants of the 1970s, 1980s and early 1990s weren't huge, IIRC, but they were those that many, many women developed problems with--autoimmune responses, for example. I think the increased availability of the Internet in the 1990s and along with it, porn, created the demand for clowny implants. The "new" silicone implants have been around only a decade at most, I'm thinking.

OMG, that cat in the bottom frame is amazing! How didn't I know about this until now??

But didn't Charlotte repeatedly call the bride her sister? Admittedly, I watch this show just before I fall asleep, so I could've missed some of the exposition.

Except for TV drama, I can't figure out why Charlotte's mother-in-law was at Charlotte's *sister's* bridesmaids' fitting. Her MIL's no relation to her sister, if it's her husband's mother (what else would she be?). Charlotte's MIL wasn't in the wedding, was she? Did I miss something? She was heinous and trashy, so I did try to tune her out. Charlotte's sister was an asshole, too, laughing along with MIL about Charlotte's boobs. I'd have told her to find another bridesmaid.

Those commercials look like something off of cable access, and their theme "song" makes me homicidal.

Never mind. Reading is FUNdamental.

Along with his pimpy little ponytail.As for that "Belieber" douche, I have to give serious props to both the doctors and the music producers for not laughing him out of the building. That delusional jackass offended my eyes *and* ears!

FWIW, I don't think Lachlan is handsome at all. He's just creepy. That he "looks like a mannequin" isn't a compliment--mannequins are creepy.

Jenni had her baby on Sunday: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=pmrDU9qHOIfi8gH0x4E4&url=http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/jwoww-fiance-roger-mathews-baby-girl-article-1.1865145&cd=9&ved=0CD0QqQIwCA&usg=AFQjCNFvXV-ZboKc7iETzgafuwos7khT8A

Thanks; I thought it was something real estate-related. I work in commercial real estate in a support role (not as a broker) and things are now turning around for me, but I had a very lean 4-5 years. Mind you, I managed to stay out of reality TV. Fancy that!I agree that the puppet schtick was ridiculous. It was juvenile at best. The puppets did remind me of the VD puppets from Chappelle's Show, though. (Look it up on YouTube; you won't be sorry.)

No lie, there is an ad for some kind of dietary supplement on this page, and the copy reads, "Could you have Parasites?" I'm not sure why "Parasites" has a capital P.

My issue with Roger's "issues" with Jenni's need to have everything televised and why I think it's made up for this show, aside from the fact that anytime Jenni discusses it, she can't even pretend to give a fuck is this: by my count, Roger has now been on at least THREE shows with Jenni. Couldn't he have said "no" at any point? He is a grown man. Does HE have a job other than "reality show famewhore"? Similarly, does anyone remember when Slade had a very lucrative job and was very busy and successful, way back in the Real Housewives days with Jo, when he actually wanted his kids around and wanted a loving partner to help take care of them? What the hell happened? (I quit watching RH.)

I have an extremely hard time believing that those two silver-spooners buy their furniture at Ashley. I'm just saying.

I realize this isn't the point, but in my county in NC, USA, one must pay annual property tax on a boat (assessed based upon value) just as one does on a car or house. I guess it's different in Canada?

The hair scurrying off the guy's head is one thing, but the guy being the woman's hero and gaining her affection because his disembodied scalp won a baby in a carnival machine, because women love babies? Ugh. FOAD, Old Spice.

Hasn't that always been the entire premise of Priceline?

I was going to post that I wondered why this episode was titled "Vagina Bomb!" but I figured it out just as I began to post. Kimber's friend "bombed" (as in "photobombed") the doctors with her "vagina" (except not her vagina, as beagletime posted; she actually "bombed" with her mons pubis, but anyhoodles). So, the title didn't, in fact, refer to dynamite smuggled inside of a vagina. Instead of an IUD°, you'd have an IED, amirite? *microphone feedback* *crickets chirping* Since when is tagging along with your friend to the doctor's office a thing? °Yes, I know an IUD is fitted inside the uterus, not the vagina. It was a bad joke.