SarahPrtr

Like 'Big' from Sex and the city.

I'm so sick of all these immature-teenage-girl drama plotlines this show has become. Wtf happened to talented detectives who did their freaking JOB and the episodes which showed the process of catching The Bad Guy, instead of endlessly peddling the same bullshit female personal drama every freaking week????!!!

People don't not like Billie because she's trans - they don't like her because she's just a straight-up effing bitch! NOBODY who works with you gives a shit about your gender, even the insufferable morons. You're just horrible to be around. Boo-freaking-hoo, you've had people be mean to you in your life. Newsflash - even the wealthiest, most attractive and successful people have had bad shit happen to them. It's really difficult to talk to people these days because they play such victims and talk about 'trigger words' - ffs, stop trying to make that a thing!!! They're just words!!

That reminds me of a 30 Rock episode where Tracy asks Liz: T: Hey, we're going to an animals-only strip club. Interested? L: Does that mean the animals strip, or the animals are the customers? T: Animal customers?? That's ridiculous! Oh, my beloved B99, how I've missed you!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet, loving Mr Javid, I'm so sorry you're no longer with us.

Yeah, I don't know where that all came from. I remember in season one, Stassi said "My mum and I are exactly alike. We're both dramatic, sensitive princesses.", but she made me laugh, especially at that drinks/lunch Stassi had with her parents when she introduced them to Frank. Dayna was telling Frank what Stassi was like in high school and how she didn't date and "She came home and ate bread. From the inside out." and thought it was nice that she and Stassi's dad still had a friendly divorced-couple relationship. Kris effing Jenner. Same with the model/actress Jaime King. She used to go by James King. THIS!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was THE scene which immediately popped into my head!!! And the music that was playing as they were beating the shit out of it. It's all PC-Loadletter's fault!!!! That's just it. It's not the fact that she's transgender, it's just that she's a shitty person. There are already enough people who hate the transgender community, and you get someone so awful to represent them??? Not helping anyone. AUGHHHHHH!!!!!!! Effing Vida!!!!!!!!!! GRRR!!!! I want to jump into the screen and strangle her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her dad is a total sweetheart though, thank god. She should most certainly tell her mother to FO and just spend time with her wonderful dad.

Oops, my bad. You're right.

In the very first episode of RH, Lisa said "Money doesn't give you class, it just gives you more money" - bitch, you've just described yourself. She thinks she is soooo KLAAH-ssy, but she's really not. And I cringe every time I hear her dreadful French. Again, she thinks she thinks that being able to speak French puts her above these people, but it doesn't. The only difference is that yes, she does have a LOT of money, so unfortunately, that gives her a lot of power. Lisa is a real shit stirrer. She and Ken are a really creepy couple.

NO. Not unless they fire Mariska and bring Leight back. So, no. I don't think we've ever had a Carisi-centric episode. They were more about the family members like his sister and niece, and not actually about Carisi. I have no idea what they're doing with him. Every. Single. Freaking. Week!!! It is soooooooooooooo effing frustrating!!!!!! How tf do you write a show which involves rape and murder and make it so boring that people stop watching??? Veronica Mars had so many twists and turns and that was set in freaking HIGH SCHOOL, ffs!!!!! Noiiiiiiiiice. Toiiiiiiiiiiight. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

That's exactly it. Ariana got a huge ego boost from Tom leaving Kristen for her and thought that he would make a good boyfriend For Now, but she never thought of him as husband material For Her. It's like in the film 500 Days of Summer where Summer was against labels and marriage, but then she met someone else and married him. HAHAHAHA!!!! Memory Leakage!!! That totally GALVANISED my brain!!! Man, Patrick was a wanker. Oh my god, someone who hates Lisa as much as I do! I've never bought her high-and-mighty act and I never thought she was classy or someone to look up to. She's also one of the producers of the show and reality show producers are outright evil! She provokes the staff and intentionally upsets them, but they're too stupid to know that. Lisa does that shit I hate, where she asks them questions and as soon as they start talking, she blocks them and tells them to stop. That's what I was thinking. Unless he's about to lose absolutely everything in his life or is forced to by law or a judge or something, he's never going to change his ways. Currently, he has nothing to lose by being a total dick. I think there was another person in the UK by the name of Spencer Pratt who also got shit because of The Hills.

Like eating and offering a giant, rich, chocolate mud cake and fried chicken with cheese on top to someone who just came from Soul Cycle. A lot of the times when people come out of a long-term relationship without being married, they end up marrying the next person who comes along, and very quickly. Nothing wrong with that, if you're compatible, but Tom's not really giving himself the chance to seek someone else. How could you keep thinking that she's the right person for you, if you can't agree on the two of the most important things like marriage and children??? He keeps thinking and hoping that she'll change her mind. I mean, there's George Clooney, who swore up and down that he will never EVER marry again, and he's married with two kids. But stop hoping for something like that to happen. No joke, I said "What, is she stupid in her KNEES??" haha. Location matters, people! Yeah, that really pissed me off. I remember a few years ago, Olivia Wilde said something like that about her ex-husband. She had just started a new relationship and was saying that during her marriage, she felt like her vagina died. I love all kinds of dirty sex talk, but saying that in public is so shitty. You're comparing your 8-year marriage to a few-month-old relationship. People get super lusty and horny and have lots of sex at the beginning. It could have been with anyone.

Unfortunately, there's no such thing as a recovering sociopath. Sociopaths remain sociopaths. Yes, I've studied psychiatry and unfortunately was around many psychopaths and sociopaths, so I can tell. There's no treatment. No amount of therapy will help, in fact, it will make them better sociopaths because they'll get to learn what 'normal behaviour' is, and copy it to shit on others. Too bad he'll never be off the show because Lisa loves the drama he brings. It would be good if he genuinely disrespected her in public in front of others because that's probably the only way he would be fired. She will never care unless it concerns her or Pandora. Not so much Ken or Max. She certainly doesn't give a shit about ANY of her staff. You can't keep using the "I come from a shitty family" as adults. I'm for just punishments. If your parents gave you shit, give it back to them. NOT people who have nothing to do with your family. Tell them what assholes they are and tell them something which will genuinely hurt them. But stop taking it out on others. Hahahahaha!!! Thank you for your post! I laughed so hard!

Whatever happened to Jax's sweater line? I remember Stassi giving him shit for it in season 2 and telling him how annoying it is to hear him say that he can just DO that. And the time when he was telling James off for spitting on Kristen's door. Yeah, gross, but how does that compare to the non-stop cheating and you dipping your dick in everything?? It's like Sheana telling off Lala for being the mistress. These bitches have ZERO awareness. How nice that must be. Sandoval and Ariana will never make it. He wants to get married and have kids and she wants neither. Both are fine, but they will never work. Tom shouldn't ever have to give up getting married and having children and Ariana should never be pushed to do that. Marriage and kids are two of the biggest life decisions and they disagree on both. I think Stassi is probably the most domestic out of all of them because she really wants to get married and have children. If Patrick had kids when they met, I think she would have been fine with being the stepmum. Schwartz is a total effing pussy. Grow an effing pair, bitch!

Or in anything, for that matter. I think she took one of those random Internet IQ tests that pop up on the side which has maybe 10 questions. The way she talked about having a genius-level IQ and evaluating situations logically and scientifically is PROOF that she's definitely NOT a genius. A real genius would never say something like that. Approaching things in a logical and scientific way??? Who talks this bullshit??? Being a genius and logical are mutually exclusive. Also the fact that she had to mention that she's a genius? How embarrassing.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The shows were original and had writers with actual talent. Granted, so many plots have been explored since then, but still!!! The world is changing and you can write so much better! But then I remember all the politically-correct-bs that the writers probably have to face, and I go back to wishing for the good ol' days where you people could say dumb shit on television and it wasn't picked apart 10000000000 different ways.

Pulling the "my dad died" card, hmmm... where have I seen this before??? PS. Sorry about your parents. I HATE political correctness and censorship. Hate it. Takes away the freedom. Katie was always saying how Schwartz went to college and he mentioned being pre-med. Wtf. He's also dumb AF. I had this crazy thought that Sandoval and Kristen will one day get back together and have kids. Crazy. But then again, not really. So sick of Lala trying to appear all tough and sexy by cursing all the time. Yeah Lala, people are scared of you! Not. A rocket surgeon! Lol!!! You're so funny!!!

BOO, you whore!!!

Or Chastity. Hahahahaha. Really.

Frank in season 1 got fired for threatening to pull the customer's underwear over his head. And he was one of the better ones (which isn't saying much at all!!!) "Hostile Work Environment", or "Bad For Your (Mental) Health". "Get Yourself Tested." All the Greatest Hits - hahaha, you're so funny! That's so true. Sandoval struggled to put together the Ikea coffee table in season 2. Some of those instructions are deceptively simple, but come on Tom!

Last season, the shit stirrer was Faith, this season, it's Hope. Not keen on finding out about the next one...

Thank godddddddd someone else thinks that Jax's 'reformation' is total bullshit. I will never ever ever believe that he will be just a normal human being with a conscience. You can't grow one as an adult. Don't give a fk that his father died, I don't believe for a second that Jax became destructive over it. He's only regretful that a source of the money in his life has been cut off. He was destructive long before his father's death. Brittany is a moron for believing anything he says. At the very least, get yourself tested before getting married!!! I actually don't care about his mother either. She's largely responsible for the sociopath he became, because she never punished him for being a total shit. He used to steal, cheat and lie when he was younger and she did nothing. So no sympathy for her from me. She unleashed that piece of shit into the world because she didn't teach him about consequences. You had one job - raise a child with a conscience and you failed. I also don't believe that she's some sweet lady with a devious son. She's just as bad as he is. I've known people like her. Not buying her act for a second.

Harold and Kumar. Freakshow. OMG. That is all.

She has Regina-"I-Really-Want-To-Lose-3-pounds"-George Syndrome.

Everything you said ^^ If I worked my ass off to pass the freaking Bar and had Benson tell me that I'm not a lawyer, I'd almost risk my job and tell her to FO. Even if Carisi were to become an ADA, he'll still have Benson tell him what to do because she'll still think that she's Carisi's boss. Again, FO Benson!!! Peter Scanavino has been on pretty much all of the other L&O shows and it would be great to have him as a lead for Hate Crimes... where he doesn't have to work with Benson and we get to see him working as a cop without having to see MH. She's become so insufferable. Or Rollins. The only reason long-time fans haven't completely abandoned the show is because of Fin and Carisi. If they go, we'll ALL go!

Probably just the 'Dr' part. Oh, John Munch, how I miss you!!! He definitely would have had the perfect comeback! I love how he used his acerbic wit and sarcasm to correct people.