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The last mother role I saw PC in was Easy A, and I absolutely loved her character. She made me laugh so hard. Amy Adams is pretty, but she's 43. Camille is supposed to be 30. I thought they would go with a younger actress. With the role of Amma, they needed to find an actress who was 18 or over (because of the content) but was youthful enough to pass for a 13-year-old. This is my favourite GF book. As many have said, the first half was good, but had no idea what they turned it into towards the end. Sharp Objects had a better and 'tighter' storyline and ending. I thought Adora was involved in some way, but didn't really know who the actual killer was. The floor of the dollhouse - YES! Maybe it will be revealed in the last episode. It really is a beautiful dollhouse. Gorgeous.

I'm wondering if there was a reason why they kept making a point of what music Camille was playing. Like, it was sooo deliberately obvious. It's supposed to just play subtly in the background, and I found the way they kept pointedly introducing the songs rather distracting. Maybe I'm the only one.

I envisioned the scars very differently when I was reading the book. I thought Camille's body was 'filled' with words, and they were more pinkish-red, and more noticeable. These scars look more like white tattoos and not so obvious. Even though I know what's going to happen, I still wish that they released the series all at once on Netflix or Stan or something. One episode a week seems too slow. Agreed. I thought the scars would look more like how they would look if you wrote the words with a faint red pen on your body. Adora is actually from Old Money. Her family made their fortune from the pig farms in their town and a lot of people from the town work in the pork-processing factory.

OhMyGod. This. So Much THIS!!! This part of your post had me laughing SO HARD. I was almost screeching. I too, was thinking about Cassidy and his... cheese.

Thank you! 99.999999 % of the time when people say 'vagina', they're actually referring to their vulva. As someone who works in the medical field, this bugs the shit out of me. Billie being a trans is the only interesting thing about her. I couldn't care less if she's a woman who used to be a man, who decided to be a man again, then lived as a woman. People are afraid to say anything or criticise her because no matter what they say, they'll get labelled as being transphobic. WTF. Maybe we just don't think she's a nice person or someone who's interesting enough to get to know as a person. Yes, as a PERSON. Do they think that only decent people decided to get gender reassignment surgery? There weren't sociopathic dipshits who decided to undergo that operation? What's sexuality or gender have to do with being a decent human being???

It's not just a matter of blackout drinking. Vail from Season 3 was saying how she read a quote which said "Blackouts are God's way of saying 'Don't worry about it'" - yeah sure, don't worry about it until you test positive for STDs and pregnancy. I may not be religious, but as if God would say something so effing irresponsible and daft! What if Schwartz gets blackout pissed and does something he 'doesn't remember' and infects Katie??? Just awful.

Every time Schwartz says "I don't remember", he's lying. Every Time. I knew someone like that years ago and it was the most effing infuriating thing ever, because they never take responsibility and never own up to their own shit. Too bad Katie's married to such a little spineless bitch. I edited a couple of the videos from season 3 and took everything Jax-related out and it was such a better viewing. Didn't miss anything by not having him there and it was less annoying. Get rid of him, ffs. Kristina Kelly seemed to be the only person on that show who never fell for Jax's bullshit.

Patrick behaves like the guy in this article: https://mattforney.com/crush-girls-self-esteem/

Or if they have a child and name him/her Bentley.

He's the stupid dickhead who told Stassi that she's a million times hotter than a bottle of vodka. WTF??!!! Yeah, real romantic, dipshit. The way he was burying his head in his hands and 'crying'. What an effing tool. He has also stolen from you. Countless times. Lisa's just as bad as the others who let him get away with everything. Every. Time. Mike was the only man who could put up with Scheana's shit for the rest of her life and he's the one she dumped. No man will ever love, or want to love you, Scheana. They'll get sick of you within two minutes.

Last season, when Ariana said that Jax may be a misogynist, Brit said "Does that mean that he gives massages?" - oh Brittany, Brittany... so SO dumb.

I think Lala is in that stage in her life that some women go through - mid-20s, wanting to sound cool, tough and sexy, so they just curse a lot, talk about sex and their pussy all the time and do some kind of ghetto-tough-talk. Lala can get away with all of that because she's very pretty. James and Lala do have actual talent - James can DJ and rap, and Lala can sing - not like Sheana who's not a singer, not really anything, and FI, who may have played in a band, but not actually that talented and is never focused. Lala needs to know that having a good voice alone won't be enough - millions of people have good singing voices, but we only know about a handful of them. I'm not sure she knows just how much time and work go into making yourself into a singer who can make a living from it. Rehearsing alone is a full-time job, and that part doesn't even pay! It's probably easier now because you can do a lot of self-promotion online, but you still have to work more. Well, good luck to both of them. I hope they keep their focus on their music and make it.

Like Jax repeatedly saying and insisting "I'm a good guy, I really AM!" Yeah, okay. ALL of them. She was already showing this side in season 4 when Peter slipped and told her about the boys' Vegas trip and she said that she hates hetero-normative bullshit. She was trying to play it cool all the previous seasons, including the time when Kristen and Tom had that tearful talk in Miami and that whole Miami Girl saga. She was pretending that none of that shit bothered her because she's That Cool. Of course she isn't. Why would you continue a relationship with someone who has fundamentally different values from you? Ariana never wants to get married and have kids. She's not going to change her mind. Tom wants to get married and have children, he should never have to compromise either of those goals. They're wasting each other's time. Kids and marriage are the top two things you must agree on in a relationship. Never EVER wish that the other person will just change their mind. She keeps insisting that he's not a douche, even now. Just like she made EVERYTHING about her wedding in season 3. Including the Miami Girl and Kristen getting fired. I don't know how the frick those things have ANYTHING to do with a person's wedding, but that's Scheana for ya.

These three tweets were written by someone in PR. THIS tweet, on the other hand, was definitely by Jax. STOP using your father's illness and death as an excuse for being a sociopath. You were that way years and years and years before anything happened to him. You're just trying to gain sympathy from people. Makes you even more disgusting. Please don't fall for this bullshit. None of this "Things are different when your parent dies" excuse. NO. People like Jax do NOT deserve special treatment from anyone.

Good for her, and YOU, for teaching your daughter enough about life for her to recognise a toxic person when she sees one. Stassi thinks that Patrick was 'mansplaining', but that's not it at all. He's just a douche. In Australia, we refer to someone like that as a wanker. Don't say myopic when talking about relationships thinking that using 'alternative words' will make you sound educated and smart. It doesn't. Using Big Words when it's not necessary instantly makes you seem desperate and like you're trying too hard. Like the time when he said 'galvanise'. WTF?!! As mentioned, he's an effing WANKER! In next week's previews - has effing Jax burying his face in his hands and 'crying' - don't ever fall for his tears, They're All Fake!

Yeah, Sandoval also mentioned how his drink-mixing was more economical for Lisa and Ken because when he pour his drinks, every last drop is used and there's no excess left in the mixer. When that Michelin review lady was at SUR in season 2, she sent the drink back to Jax and he said in TH that when he gets drinks sent back, he pretends to mix them again, but he just shakes them again in the mixer and nothing was changed. What an effing bastard, cheating his customers. Such a piece of shit.

I always get terrified when a Mommy's Girl from Utah who is happy being the mistress of a married man and drinks from a baby bottle goes all ghetto on me.

Probably yells out his own name in bed.

Ann... "Who?" - Mayon-Egg!!! The VP cast have all been smoking Big Yellow Joints! They're all Liza-ass-offs!!

I've always thought of Lisa as a shit-stirrer. One of the reasons why she didn't like Adrienne from RH was because Adrienne and her family were wealthier than Lisa. She was someone that Lisa couldn't manipulate because Adrienne is smart and had more money than her. Lisa likes having people who are beneath her because it makes her feel superior. Who tf would believe that Scheana doesn't like getting presents??? This whole 'He's just not that affectionate' thing is such a crock of shit. Even if he isn't, if he's into you, he will be affectionate with you. He doesn't care if others see him being mushy, because he loves you.

Those are still classier than Scheana's god-awful rank-ass nails. So. Nasty. Rob and Scheana kind of remind me of Kelly and Ryan from The Office. Rob doesn't seem as douchey as Patrick and he's probably a decent-enough guy, but he's just with someone he doesn't love. Scheana doesn't love him either, she just needed a distraction after her separation/divorce. Scheana isn't really capable of fully loving someone. She's too in love with herself. She'll probably get a Real Doll or a robot doll made to look like her. And her mother's advice on needing to marry for money? Is Sheana's dad rich? I don't know how old he is, but Scheana said that her mother had her when she was 19. It pissed me off in the first season when Stassi was talking about how much lower Scheana was in terms of class because Stassi went to an all-girls's private school and I was like, who says shit like that?! Who cares what school you went to??? It's just a freaking HIGH school! But Scheana really is low in terms of class. Not because of where she lives or where she's from, who her parents are, etc, but she's just trash. Nothing wrong with not being into flowers and gifts, but I just don't believe that effing Sheana isn't into them. Of course she is!!! She is the most shallow person on the show! But maybe it's good that Rob's not giving her gifts because it'll be the 7-minute-television-hang brag again and again, but soooo much worse and more insufferable. Ergh. Wish she and Jax would get together, just so they can destroy each other.

I'm so tired of people saying they have an anxiety disorder when they're just feeling a little anxious or nervous about something. They're Not The Same Thing!!!!! I've had depression for a long time, but only recently experienced a bout of anxiety and I definitely know the difference. Thankfully, it lasted less than a month, but it was effing awful. People with anxiety would definitely NOT be able to do what the people on VR do, no matter what medication they're on, or how much weed they're smoking. I have a naturally hyped-up disposition, so I get nervous and anxious when I think that I haven't done something or didn't do it well enough, but again, that is NOT anxiety, that's just me being hyper conscientious. I really feel for people who have actual anxiety disorders. NONE of them is amazing looking. They're merely okay-looking. Also, with all the boozing, they look worse and worse every episode. It's LA. Everyone is thin and at least mildly attractive. Some of them may have worked as models, but surprisingly, not all models are actually attractive. They may have good proportions and photograph well, but some models are rather bizarre-looking. They're definitely not universally-appealing, or classically handsome/pretty.

Sheana does WHATEVER POSSIBLE to make sure that ALL attention is ALWAYS on her. Back when they were talking about the Miami Girl in season 3, she started crying and said "I didn't know that it was this bad." and Kristen in TH said "Why is Sheana crying??? Typical Sheana, always putting the attention back on her." Also during Sheana and Pandora's birthday lunch at Lisa's house, she starts asking if Kristen was coming to their party and when everyone started responding, Sheana goes "I don't know why we're still talking about her!!!" - bitch, YOU brought it up!!!

OMG, bless you, thank you sooooo much!!!

Married couple doing sexual things To Each Other??? The horror!!!! She's blowing her OWN Husband, which is the opposite of being a slut! I only discovered TwoP after it was taken down and could only read a few pages here and there in the archives. I did get some laughs when it was snarking on annoying people and characters. They used to censor posts on IMDb as well. They took all the threads and posts down and you can only write movie reviews. Out of all the tv-posting sites, this is my favourite. I like sites that allow freedom of speech from people, but the posters tend to self-moderate anyway, and there seem to be less trolls on here. Most posts I've read have been intelligent and interesting. I enjoy reading different POV of people watching the shows. I wish there was a movie version of this site... is there?? Anyone who works at SUR or watches VR couldn't care less if a person is gay, bi or trans. We only care about the quality of people (which, let's face it - is not that high). If we don't like Billie, it's not because she's trans, but we just don't like who she is as a person. I'm still more on the neutral side when it comes to Billie, but like I've said, if I don't like her, it's because she's not a good person, not because she's transgender.