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I'm about to do that. I've been successfully prepping lunches on Sundays for the rest of the week since the beginning of the year. It's cut down on the food waste. I've been setting small goals every two weeks or so. I'm hoping to keep this trend up. I'm struggling with reading more and getting to bed at an appropriate time. I can work from home if I so choose and the cold triggers my asthma so I haven't been going to the office. So I don't get up as early as I should be and I'm staying up too late. Might be time to put a timer on how much time I spend snarking on the Duggars.

They are too busy marketing the rest to pay attention to what Jackson is up to. By the time they lose the TV show, figure out they aren't going to make the Balding Boy Band and Lost Girls a "thing", and have tried to Tetris all the growing families into various properties; Jackson is going to be donning a leather jacket and terrifying the residents of Tonitown on his motorcycle.

"Live from Laredo it's SUNDAY MOOOOOOOOOORNING!!!" We need the Derick Dullard rule. If a Duggar son-in-law is still appearing on the show and isn't making pointed comments at another TLC show on social media, they're still more than happy to be on the Duggar fame train.

1 million to 1.3 million viewers on cable is nothing to sneeze at but they may not be attracting enough advertiser dollars. I haven't watched Counting On on actual TV. Are there still advertisements outside of TLC adverts? The hustling reminds me of Pimp Mama Kris and getting Kendall to shill for Proactiv. Gotta get that $$$ somehow.

I apologize to all those I doubted when I stated that I thought Jinger and Jeremy would become untouchable when it came to snark. Thank you Jinger and Jeremy. Thank you. I thought that was a bad Eddie Bauer advertisement for a second there.

Fake pigtails too

Someone once said the reason they used IG story rather than just posting it as a separate picture was because they didn't want proof that they wore the same outfit twice. Considering the amount of clothes this person had it was extremely unlikely they even wore the same outfit twice. It's been rumored/suspected that the oldest four girls were doing social media for the family for a while. I'm not surprised at how slick Jana's personal IG from the get-go. They've learned from the mistakes of others at this point.

She can't exactly go to the gym and pump iron since it's unfeminine. Maybe it's a part of her exercise routine?

There's a Garrett? /s

Maybe the law suit against InTouch with the Fancy Pants Law Firm isn't going so well?

Laura probably is not pleased at the sexuality rumors, especially if she is a convert. Her parents weren't fundamentalist right? She is a bit more worldly and I expect she was reading all the snark forums. She probably went "Oh hell no, I didn't sign up for this". Learning from the Dullards' and Seewalds' social media mishaps. If Jana isn't courting I think they may be paving the way for her to be a social media influencer. I suspect they're trying to market the Howlers as some sort of fundamentalist Christian boy band too. The Lost Girls had their CD and they're trying to make Josie into some sort of child star. The Duggars are diversifying for some reason outside of the TV money. Probably a little too late. Jessa had the best shot and while she wouldn't have hit the jackpot like Kylie Jenner with the lip kits, I'm sure there would have been a niche that would have provided a comfortable living for the Seewalds once the TeeVee money runs dry.

Yep. Kendra was one of those "preemies". Thankfully none of the Duggars know how to math so they probably haven't figured it out yet.

They're still pulling in anywhere from 1.1 to 1.3 million viewers an episode (from a quick google search). However with the addition of more and more adults to the show means a dilution of the $$$.

They have to be at this point. You'd think that kid has a deformity on the top of her head with the amount of bows and hats she wears.

Fair. I probably should have worded that better. Just hoping that they don't find a Tim Robertson type just to marry her off for TV ratings. Or a Dullard not-a-job-type person.

If Jana is courting, I suspect the contract is being re-negotiated and TLC is low-balling the Duggars because what else is there to show at this point? Jana is the only one left that people feel some sort of connection to. That being said I really hope she's not being thrown to the wolves for the sake of TV money. Their cult believes marriage is forever.

Maybe Izzy would be better off hanging out with Uncle Si more often.

I was in most of my sister's baby and toddler pictures unless my mom took her to a photographer. I refused to leave her alone. She even bit me to try and get me to go away. My mom even told me right from the start I was a bit too thrilled to have a sibling compared to other kids. She was going to be my best friend damn it! I finally got the memo about a decade ago. I was a bit slow on the uptake. Back to Jeremy. Oh my god. He's turning into a mommy blogger that has no problem trotting out his kid for likes. Bibles... Really?

Even moreso than the Duggars it seems. That dress already hits around the mid-calf. I guess the calves can be very defrauding.

I see Kendra has the modesty slip underneath her dresses too. Yikes.

Jessa is due in June. Thanks /r/DuggarsSnark!

That's probably what is going to end up happening. I'm doubtful Josie knows what scrubbing means. I wonder if the TLC contract is up for negotiation after this season and TLC is looking to lowball the Duggars? Hence the idea of Jana courting (if she actually is). JB and Michelle are trying to make the Howlers (minus Jackson and J'Tyler) into some sort of fundie Christian heartthrob boyband, had the Lost Girls (plus Kynzie) record a CD, and are trying to make Josie into some sort of child star. Those ventures seem to be kinda meh. Mind you, just like Pimp Mama Kris, they keep trying to make superstars out of their clan. That was from a thread on FreeJinger about making up the craziest rumor you can think of from a poster called "grammadugger". One of the internet tabloids decided to take it as fact apparently.

I'm not sure they have any idea how to run that household. Wow, the TTH is going to look like a mess.

A SiRen pregnancy announcement would be "Oh dear..." and probably forgotten about until Lauren gave birth. I think they all realize how deeply unpopular the SiRen pairing is. Jabbie would be huge fanfare though.

I saw an Instagram post from one of the dancers I follow and the caption was "Us dancers have dirty feet" and the soles of her feet were completely black from dance studio floor not being cleaned. I was reminded of the Duggars. Yuck.