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Well apparently I was wrong about the pills being fake. It is really hard to believe that Jack would take pills out of nowhere… and I am going to be really annoyed if we now have to watch a Jack relapse story. Enough already.

lol the last two i think can be left out of the conversation for a few years. I’m AARP age old too,so I can sympathize, but it just looked like PB was trying not to throw his back out at certain points. The physicality of the scenes just seemed difficult for the actors at points. But I will admit I can’t think of any two characters on this show that I would likely enjoy watching for an entire episode. My attention span is too short, I’m ready to be done with this Nikki storyline.

I can’t believe what trash today’s episode was. A pair of senior citizens stumbling around slurring for an ENTIRE EPISODE? I fast-forwarded all the way to the last scene just to see where we would end up. Jack we see those pills are fake. Bad acting, 60 minutes wasted. A few scenes of that would have been PLENTY.

So when VictorNewman and the Abbott boys were talking about how Jordan must have an accomplice, and then Nikki asked Victoria where Cole was… did anybody elsés minds go there? Just me?? That would actually be a fun twist and explain why Cole has zero chemistry with Victoria.

Today’s show message or clear to me that Ashley, Jordan, and occasionally Tucker, are the only characters I find entertaining these days. What a snoozefest the rest of these people are!

Yes i understand that there was a point when they were in the same room and I agree that he did a great job acting upset and asking for his parents. I’m just saying that for the specific line about his parents not wanting him they COULD have taken him out of the room while the cameras focused on CZ. My memory is that it was the last line of the scene (I admit I haven’t gone back to rewatch).Or he was there and they just prepped him well. My son did some acting as a kid and it was crazy what you can do with camera angles.

If there was a betting pool, my money would be on Phyllis to figure out Jordan’s game and rescue little Hassenpfeffer. Crazy knows crazy.

It’s very possible the child actor wasn’t even in the room when “Jordan” said that line. The camera was on the actress.

In the real world, the stepmother of a child whose mother was still living and who carried on like Summer is, would be carted off for immediate psychiatric intervention. Especially an EX-stepmother! Kyle should have yelled “don’t let the door smack ya where the lord cracked ya” as she stormed out, and then changed the locks.

It’s high time Tara Locke breeze into town and get her son back. She’s done plenty of time for her white-collar crimes. I only remember her being very caring for Harrison. Maybe she can thank Jordan for showing Kyle’s ineptitude, in case there is a custody battle. My favorite moment of today’s episode was Victoria reminding Summer “I was his step-mother before you were!”

Just at the beginning of today’s episode, but why would Summer’s boyfriend, THE FORMER CHIEF OF POLICE, not come with her when she got a call her “son” had been kidnapped??

And, now apparently sleeping through Kyle’s freak out about Harrison being missing! Did Mrs. Martinez slip something into her tea? Could Nick be any more nonchalant about Phyllis crashing the party that was supposed to have high-level security?? Didn’t go yell at them, didn’t warn his parents… just a shrug. Nice going Bozo. And just to make a Monday worse, looks like two thirds of the worst, most difficult to watch love triangle ever are NOT going out of town. Which will serve to encourage Phyllis and keep this storyline going. Shoot me now… can TPTB not hear us all begging for this to be dropped? Please??

Despite the fact that I think her hair is going to clash mightily with either of those dresses, I am casting my vote for Mariah. She has her GC Buzz experience to fall back on, and she is charming in her awkwardness. She also has an innate sincerity to her and will have many good points to make about Lily. Lily will be very poised and will look gorgeous. But her speech will be more business-like and will lack warmth because on the inside she will believe that she truly should be the winner.

Mariah and Lily are going to take this easily! Sally wears clothes that are so tight they are practically painted on her. Add in stilettos. There is no way she is going to be able to move fast or dodge the tennis balls. Then there’s Nina who will be freaking out at the sound of shooting, bringing back all the trauma of worrying about her sweet baby Chance and the danger he was in as a soldier and police officer. She will probably be in a fetal position. On the other side we have Lily, who survived PRISON, and Mariah who, (please pardon the stereotype as I am purely using it for comedic/entertainment purposes) belongs to a group of women known for being athletic. No contest.

This show needs to stop with the CGI backdrops.? They are SO BAD. But besides that, what in the name of extreme awkwardness was going in in that scene?? Does one actor in that couple not want to kiss the other? It’s a soap opera for crying out loud!

Ok, so hear me out. The luxury bag knowledge is the important part. You could be maybe $50-200 off on groceries, but if you don’t know you luxury bags you could be off by thousands. Mariah has never bought a luxury item in her life, so Abby wins that pairing even though she’s most likely has never done any grocery shopping in her life. She may have some idea about food from looking at Society’s budget. Audra is a shrewd business woman who wasn’t raised rich. She’s gonna ace this entire event, both parts. Nikki doesn’t know the price of anything. I’m sure Victor buys his baby all her luxury items to keep her from making him pay for his multiple indiscretions. So Lily wins that pairing by default. Diane and Sally could be a closer call. It’s been awhile since either bought groceries. However, Diane probably spends her evenings perusing luxury items she can buy with Jack’s money. I’m going to give it to her. Summary: Abby, Audra, Lily, Diane

Gotta go with Abby- theoretically, though we never see it, she’s been lugging around a toddler and a diaper bag for awhile now. Lauren’s got spunk, and in a cat fight she might take it, but I’m thinking at her age there’s been some muscle loss, so this would not be her best event.

Christine and Summer.( I’m sad i couldn’t say Christine and Sharon!)

Chelsea and Amanda.bye (sorry Amanda, you seem to come and go as you please, but I’m in control here)

Anybody else out there thrilled with the concept of Danny and Cricket being out of town for months? Thought so. Could have done without that “seduction”(?) scene. Makes me wonder if the Danny actor has ever actually seduced somebody in real life.

Traci/Jill out sorry

I turned the show off so fast once I realized it was a Claire dream sequence episode. Who the heck cares about this newbie enough to want to watch an entire fake episode about her? I have better things to do with my time, but would like to watch Eileen Davidson reveal more personalities. This wasted day ticked me off.

In our house we are already referring to them as the Spiccoli twins.

So we are about to sit through weeks of an argument over whether a company change its name. How FASCINATINZZZZZ

I enjoy that CZ is playing Jordan in an over-the-top way! It’s fun to watch her. We all know they aren’t going to kill off Nikki or Victor. There’s no suspense in this. So let’s enjoy watching her have some fun.