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And she said "my," Maybe she does think she owns him.

That’s a lot of abortion subplots.

When my aunt was 50 she married a 75-year-old, But he lived to 100 so they had 25 years, and he was still golfing and driving into his mid-90s.

First prize is a goblet.

I wonder how recently Andy was in Europe.

Queens are disposable after all.

To look cute.

Probably most action Abe Lincoln ever got.

It was women manipulating ping pong balls with their lady parts.

Didn’t they both act in their ITMs like the sex was great? I wonder if they just did it the one time or TLC thinks additional times are less tittoo-illating.

She feels she can’t compete with the D.

I think we should all consistently refer to him as Sex Tourist Ed lol.

I think he wanted to be but maybe he doesn’t have the necessary certifications for Florida yet. Was he a lifeguard in Israel?

Ed claimed in an interview that is linked on the couples thread that he gets compliments on his look. Not buying it. If anything, people are being patronizing.

Some people get a feeling of pleasure from making a purchase, whether the item is needed or not. My dad has come home with crap like a ceramic giraffe from a garage sale.

Maybe he should sell nuts.

He met his ex-wife when they both worked at El Torito. The cheating was supposedly a one night stand in Tijuana. Didn’t Tijuana used to have a sex tourist angle as well? He probably paid and then brought back the clap to his ex.

Have you ever seen those rubber dolls that you squeeze the body and the eyes pop out? That's what Ash reminds me of!

Finally watched the interview. Ed claims that his daughter was mad that he was doing the show because she and her mother watch it and know everyone comes off poorly on it. So he was implying that she wasn't mad that he was dating someone younger than her. He also said the Tell All will be remote, which I get but it won't be as entertaining that way. The Tiger King one was a snooze.

On Before the 90 Days Tom shook a doorman's hand. Is that a thing? They would probably prefer a tip. There is a puppet with a big nose that he looks like. But he is tall and fit and sweet and has a charming accent. I don't see what he sees in the shrew lol. And you know she will look like her mom in ten years.

And then he took her for a romantic date to a pingpong show.

“It’s just rough sex, Officer!“

There was a bidding war over the honey extractor.

Although some immature women think a bad boy is hot. Even prisoners have groupies, although that is another trashy show.

She said it was a gift from her late husband and that’s why she wouldn’t move it to the garage like Larissa wanted.