CletusMusashi

So, these people don't know that a silent weapon is also useful?

Oral for Coral? Nope.

Carol, spying under the radar. Get down with your badass self!

Really? These people are too "weak?" Have you fucking met Aaron?

Did they wash the hat?

Are there hotel rooms? I mean, if Rick and Michonne want to.. where do they go for privacy?

Why couldn't Daryl hook up with a hair stylist?

She's poisoning you, Rick! Punch her out and then make her taste everything in the basket!

Those scissors deserve a Purple Heart.

Never mind the Ohio thing. Diana is making Dawn's acting look like Meryl Streep.

I'm from Ohio! Diana is officially evil. Gareth would be pretty much an average politician around here.

The reflection of his hat?

Ckeck out Judith's Clint Eastwood poncho!

They're not staying long. That RV is a Chekhov's gun.

Too bad they ate all the dogs. They could have solved a spooky mystery with one. "Ruh roh, Raryl! Ringing Reth and Rovernor!" I'm thinking Glenn could be Fred, Maggie could be Daphne, and Eugene could be Velma.

I hate Rick, at least as leader, which is a way more unpopular opinion than hating Carol, someone who doesn't even have dialogue in half the episodes. That means a lot of people disagree with me openly. I don't call them Rick cultists or whatever, I just continue the conversation. Which, honestly, if everybody did agree with me, would be kind of a pointless conversation to have, right?

If Alexandria has anything resembling a child services agency, things are gonna get ugly fast. "Well,, I see that you still haven't lost any of your children. That's g... what? Well, then, just write down on this form the reasons behind each misplacement. More paper? Well, OK, here you g... what do you mean you need the entire notebook just for... who's 'Coral?'" "Which of the following is a good course of action on a sunny 103 degree day? a. Put baby in shaded carrier b. Hide baby under manboob of enormous hammer-wielding nanny c. Carry an umbrella or something d. None of the above, because babies prefer to be stripped down to their diaper and carried by their neck all day while crapping acorns" "Are you now or have you ever been affiliated with the child care policies of a certain Lori Grimes?" I figure about 15 minutes into the episode, Rick's gonna be going full Conan on these people.

I think comparing the group to feral dogs might be more valid than cats. Feral cats, no matter how numerous, will run away from you when threatened. Even when cornered and forced into fighting, their only goal is to frighten and harm you enough that they can sprint away. Rick's group tends to deal with threats by going into "kill" mode. To me that says feral dog. Or even feral pig. But not feral cat. Not to mention, cats clean themselves pretty often.

Oh, wonderful. They can reminisce about the time Beth, Bob, Lizzie, and Mika started a band. And their manager was Ghost Governor.

Two reasons. And they're spectacular.

Obviously, Rick, Coral, and Judith will stay in one house. Probably one with a lot of acorns in the yard. Also, Rick will marry Noah, and finally have clean laundry again. Michonne and Sasha will be roommates. Because Michonne is trying to mentor her in "how to be a badass without getting killed." Glenn and Maggie, of course. Abraham and Rosita. Someplace with a large saltwater swimming pool. Tara will probably hook up with a new girlfriend. She doesn't seem devastated enough to make me think whats-her-name was the one true love of her life. Eugene can live with Father Pee Pants. Those idiots deserve each other. Daryl will continue to spend all of his time on hunting/foraging sabbaticals. And Carol will disappear into the shadows and re-emerge when the group need her to blow some shit up.

Much as it pains me to admit it, Carol does not appear to be at the top of her game right now. If she were, she'd have been ransacking Aaron's bag the entire time he was talking. Unless she was already outside, checking the perimeter. And also, she'd have separated Rick and Judith. Because, last time I checked, Carol seemed to know that babies do not eat acorns.

Farewell, So. You were hot, your game play was interesting if nothing else, and someday, when the moment was just right, we had so many ideas for jokes we could make about your name. Alas, it was not meant to be.

So am I the only one that likes him?

Everyone will think that you received an idol clue. But you can at least try to minimize the damage by making them think you chose the best "prize" for the group while you were at it. Saying "I chose to be neutral instead of sharing," does not communicate that. To anyone.