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That, or it's their way of only having four houses to film in.

But Rick worked so hard on his Batman voice!

Previously on AMC's "The Walking Dead:" Deanna: Let's have a party! Daryl: Screw that. I'm going hunting. Aaron: Me too. Hey, look, a horse named Buttons! Zombies: nom, nom, nom... yummy! Viewers: Oh my god dude, they killed Buttons! You bastards! Michonne: I just gave up my actual, useful sword, and now I'm sitting here staring at a little plastic one. Abe: I know the feeling. That's why I became a funny drunk. Jessie: Hi, everyone. I'm in more scenes than most of the actual cast. Rick: Giggety. Sasha: We should put guards on the watchtower. Deanna: Put whats on the what now? Sasha: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Sam: Can I have a cookie? Carol: Oh, you can have your cookies. Is that what you want? Cookies? Because if that's you want, I'll give you cookies. I'll give you a batch of cookies you'll never forget! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha! I might even make fudge... Sam: Too late. Random Walker: "W" is for "Wolves. Rick: Hmmm... I wonder if this is important. I wonder if I should tell someone. And... I wonder if Jessie is wearing a thong. I should look into that. Aaron: I think we should ride around on a motorcycle together and have zany mismatched buddy cop adventures. Daryl: 'kay. Father Pee Pants: I'm still alive, probably. Viewers: God damn it! Rick: I'm going crazy... er. Again. I wonder if there's a phone around here someplace. Hey, Olivia..?

Lennie James is really phoning it in now. "I never do anything anyway, so can we just use a signpost with my name on it? Thank you. Easiest. Paycheck. Ever."

With the obligatory love triangle we're going into, I think we're going to need some shorthand. Rick and Jessie could be either Ressie or Jick. Or Jixie. The story arc between Rick and Pete could be Prick. And for discussing the overall triangle situation, I lean toward Prixie.

So Jessie is Judith's real mother! Hey, it's about as likely as Rick being her real father...

The kid might have trouble explaining how long and detailed her threat was without sounding like this:

I can't help thinking that maybe production sort of helped those pieces of driftwood find their way to the hot surfer girls.

I love Giles as Artie.

Wow. No collar over-think everything! What does an alliance with a girl mean? How do I just vote for someone that everybody else is? Is the rest of the tribe taller than me because I'm deaf?

The advantage of having the church and watchtower outside the walls is that, when Father Pee Pants inevitably goes running out one of the gates and burns them both down while panicking over a marshmallow that's caught fire, the rest of the city will still be intact.

This is an old game that was popular on TWOP. Enough time has gone by that there is not only a new generation of fans, but there have also been a hell of a lot of new shows since then. All you do is pick a TV show and see how closely you can line its characters up with those from Buffy. Explanations are optional. In this post, I'll clarify the first one, and then let the more obvious fits speak for themselves. Example: Buffy = Futurama: Willow is a genius, capable of acheiving many strange and wondrous things. She is also a bit power-mad, and her abilities cause as many problems as they solve. Willow is Professor Hubert Farnsworth. Buffy is Touranga Leela. Xander is Phillip J. Fry. Giles is Hermes Conrad. Cordelia is Amy Wong. Anya is Bender Bending Rodriguez. Clem is Dr. John A. Zoidberg. Oz is Nibbler. Dawn is Cubert Farnsworth. Glory is Mom. Olaf is Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8. And Spike, of course, especially in seasons 5 and 6, is obviously Zap Brannigan. What has everybody else got?

Maybe White Collar wold be more comfortable if the monkeys wore pants. And suspenders to keep them on. And little hats, just to keep me and Shirin happy.

Anybody who'd seen five minutes of Rodney on "Survivor" knew that he would react that way to a mother joke. Way to read the room, Dan.

If I suddenly came down with a serious disability today, I admit I would not handle it amazingly. For every Vanuatu Chad there are a lot of Ninas, and, honestly, I'd probably be one of the Ninas. But if that were case, I wouldn't choose to go on SURVIVOR! What the hell was she thinking?

I wonder if they think she's been looking for the idol ten times as much as everybody else, because she actually spends time looking at things? "I sure am tired from working so hard." "Yeah, me too." "Me three." etc.. "Of course Shirin isn't as tired as us, because all she ever does is look for the idol." "I agree. Let's continue lying here talking about how hard we work." "Shirin sucks. Remember that time when we had to see her vajajay? It almost made me feel uncomfortable about standing on the beach gossiping while she washed all the dishes for everybody." "Yeah, but we had to make her do some work. I mean, all she ever does is look for idols." "LIke right now. If she was tired from working as hard as us, she'd be right here with us." "Yeah, what a bitch." "Hey everybody, shush. Here she comes now." "She must have found the idol. Because looking for it is all she ever does." "Hey, guys! Guess what? I saw a monkey and another monkey and then the one monkey saw the other monkey and the monkey and the monkey had wild monkey sex! Come on, follow me! I'll show you where all the monkeys are!" (Runs away babbling about monkeys.) "Oh, great. So now she's looking for another idol, and she's a furry!" "Bitch."

How about when he was trying to imitate Mike's voice? Without defusing his own voice? The end result was about as intelligible as a Tasmanian Devil being strangled.

A-Douche? It's a shame they already have a Nedermeyer.

Between her husband's first name and her ornithological motif, I can't stop thinking of this scene: Sorry about the quality. That was the only link I could find.

She and Max are like the only ones on White Collar with any sense of fun. I'm disliking Tyler just for disliking Shirin so much. What a party pooper.

Everything right up to and including "Who do you think made that fire?" was a great argument. But since Mike never said he and God were the only ones working, that last segue was going into Strawman/ Ad Hominem territory. Which unfortunately makes the rest of it less compelling. I argue with people all the time. And of course most of those people are Christians or theists, because most people in this country are. But that's very rarely what arguments are about. If the subject is who works harder or something like that, taking shots at their religion just feels like changing the subject. And since changing the subject is the best way to convince somebody that they were actually winning the argument, even when they weren't, it's just not conducive to accomplishing anything. Now do I personally disagree with Mike that religion is a big factor in work ethic? Yes. But we never saw him saying that except in private.

They might have been hoping Will's flab would cover up more holes than it actually did.

Yeah, nobody needs to hear a jury speech from that guy.

I thought Lindsey was making a great argument, until she started going on past the subject at hand (work,) and into insulting Mike's religion. Now bear in mind here, if we'd actually seen Mike preaching his religion at her, I'd have thought her speech was awesome, from start to finish. But he didn't. Guy's got some religious beliefs you don't? Get over it. I'm an atheist, but my family and most of my friends are not. Because I do not live on Mars. If somebody really wants to shove religion at me, I will argue against it. But I'm not going to bang on your door and pass out flyers. The only Blue Collar who came across as a bigot was LIndsey, not MIke. Besides the fact that such behavior is belligerent and tacky, it's also bad gameplay.

So now we've got zombies, unfairwolves, and, hopefully, if the Egyptian parallel is valid, also mummies. Tell me you don't want to see Abraham fighting a mummy!