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Ellie Godfrey

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  1. I hate the way MadreChantel talks. Slow, sing-song, and condescending. She's such a rude bitch.
  2. Silence of the Lambs. The bad guy has been given the nickname Buffalo Bill because "he skins his humps". When one of his victims is fished out of the river, Jodie Foster's character and her fellow FBI agents wipe some Vicks under their noses before they examine the very decomposing body.
  3. I was thinking the same thing. The potty won't be emptied until one of the kids does it, Mercedes isn't bathing until someone helps hose her down, Brandon reminded us she breaks wind and I'm sure it's most convincing.
  4. Guilty as charged! I'm a spinster and this show is giving me ideas: eat myself up to 600+ so I can get a chubby-chaser boyfriend; eat myself up to 600+ and call the firemen to haul me out of bed; set the house on fire so firemen come rescue me. I need a life.
  5. It doesn't count until we see some fireman flesh.
  6. Why are her blurry parts hanging out with little kids in the room?? FFS!
  7. “It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough, all the components of my heart will be dog, and I will become as generous and loving as they are.” ― Unknown Author
  8. Does she need a shave? Is that a 5 o'clock shadow on her primary chin?
  9. Howdy Pounders! My eating habit is microwave kettle corn.
  10. Pao talks shit about OK then wants the okies to kiss her ass??
  11. No wonder David is so fat. He doesn't even have to walk to the table.
  12. Oh, please, Darcey!. Jesse NEVER talked about marrying you.
  13. Nicole and David belong together. Spare Annie and Azan.
  14. Debbie blew his dice. That's a euphemism if I ever heard one.
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