Mr. Miner

She has 5 kids, 3 under the age of 5. She's had 5 miscarriages. I don't think he'll change his mind.

Amber is so fucking repulsive! And so is Cate. WTF was Tyler wearing at the crack house?

Chandler wakes up from his little nap at 10:00 pm, tells Ross and Ashton he can handle the mess and that they're done for the night. At 10:29 he dumps the mess on Rhylee and takes his lame douchbag ass back to bed. I hope he gets fired for the whole yachting industry to see.

I got to hand it to MTV, they have a knack for casting some absolutely horrible people.

I would move so far away from fucking lowlife Amber. I wouldn't have to put up constant fucking bullshit. If she wanted to see booger butt, her and Sasquatch could rent a fucking motorhome. Cate makes Tyler drag her pink haired lazy ass to Austin so she can dump Nova on someone else for a few days.

Fuck Off Amber! You sorry POS!

https://www.google.com/search?q=emily+real+housewives+of+orange+county+photos&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=ZVNHkg0HdaVbYM%3A%2CLgtXvo0d4xQWvM%2C_&usg=AI4_-kS9Wytq6vn_5Qoph2-eedMDYPNcFA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiC1Lq1lp3eAhXE11MKHZ5hCd8Q9QEwAHoECAAQBA#imgrc=iBoWgmIEtKJJPM:&spf=1540318736255 Emily just smelled Vicki's perfume

13K is her rent, she's getting 22.5K a month from David.

We need to go easy on Eddie, he is also going through a divorce from David. Speaking of David, I bet you couldn't punch the smile off of his skeevy face today.

He looks like a mouth breathing alien, ugly to the core.

I can answer that for you. It's because Amber is a lowlife fucking scumbag.

I like Shannon, but I really want someone to throat punch her.

How is the schlub from WI going to pay rent without half from his daughter?

Sounds better than Cate and April talking about going to boogietown after picking up that poor mini pig. Cate blocking the cameras so she could get high. Jenelle showing everybody how to react to road rage with her son unbuckled in the front seat. You might be on to something? I'm thinking of so many others now.

Chandler is lame AF. I loved it when Captain told him to get the god damn luggage moved.

Real women go to gel for tax evasion.

Yet he knocked her up again....WTF?

I'd almost be willing to bet my house that Cate and Amber will be on some kind of mental disability as soon as this crap is over. They are both fucking useless.

Rachel isn’t scrappy, she’s just dumb. Ang would’ve mopped the floor with her eye fingering dumbass.

No matter what happens Jon will always have that chunk of umbilical cord...so there's that.

I wonder if the shitbag skank ever got caught up on her child support with Gary?

But they got to wear their Cut Fitness shit for everyone to see. Emily always saying "when are we going to see the fun Shannon" would get old real fast.

I'd like to know who are all of these people buying insurance from the ignorant AF cancer scammer?

I hope ignorant AF Vicki and her douchebag boyfriend enjoyed their last visit there.

Maybe if you would quit calling Leah Boo Boo and Booger Butt she might come see you dumbass fucking posers.