Sarah D. Bunting

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Or throwing a bottle of booze at the side of the house.

I wish I could agree on MarHar's acting, but to react to the spiral-fracture "revelation" with The writing didn't leave her a ton of options, but chrissakes, lady, you're the squad's LIEUTENANT, not some rook who's never watched TV before. We all know what a spiral fracture means. Act like ya been here. (Literally.)

What's a Tracy? jk, I remember her, vaguely. Excellent sleep aid, that one.

Oh right! Rutgers. Where Cubehead Cruz definitely did not go.

With the hand on the shoulder? Yeah, that was not okay. I'm still annoyed by the "be with my boy" line reading. You're the director; get them to rewrite that slop.

We also had Gay Jeans Day and you saw a LOT of wrinkled khakis in morning classes every year on that day. Dicks.

Great news: it's used to score the outro on an upcoming SUICIDE ATTEMPT.

If Sharon is consistent as a character? No. I'm curious in theory as to whether you're right, but in practice I can't make time to find out.

Anyone else still listening to Crime Writers On? And I'm bracing for the Netflix-style Dumbo drop of S-Town, from the Serial team, which is releasing its entire season at once, because apparently I don't have enough to do what with Oxygen going to an all-crime line-up.

Mobster guy was on Melrose, but as the D&D boss, Bruce. Which doesn't mean he wasn't also Matt Sr. but I don't remember that part.

Oh, right there with you on all counts. And the "okay then, dumbass" Foyle Fayces are hot, period.

I must confess that that was deer-in-headlights brain lock, but I will take the points.

Garth was lovely (if victimized by current fashions, but weren't we all) and still is, but the show displayed its usual alienation from the realities of whatever world it was trying to portray by making Kelly a model. Pretty? Sure. Looks good in b/w? Yeah, me too. But in the mid-nineties, at her height, if her thighs touched? Nope.

In case anyone's writing a book, I thought about this and lost it. AGAIN.

"the closeup on Benson whispering "we will."" Oh, you know *I* was going to clock that. See below. I call it...Plaint-Liv. My piece is going live at 9:30 and contains a link to Wolf's comments from TCAs yesterday. Short verzh: the Trumpisode's maybe going to air this spring? Wolf seems sick of being asked about it. It would be nice if the Vichy network would grow a pair and air it next week but I'm not holding my breath.

"truly delusional chucklefuckery" So you're also DVRing that foolishness about Bundy on Reelz rn? Cool cool.

I'm so sorry, you guys. I swear to god the bullshittishness didn't ramp up to these fatal levels until the second hour.

So I take it I shouldn't drop back in for the polygraph.

Okay, so I may have erred in recommending this as a serious program, but now that it's become a parody of itself it is pretty hilarious...

You have to be 25. Not that that obligates Ray to truck-share either, but although the show doesn't mention it, there was a legit reason Donna/David couldn't "just" get their own transpo.

Mine too.