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#lularoesexylegs? That scenario is all too real, I'm sure! Don't forget to mention that FT wore that street taco shirt, bonus sweat no charge.

Good to know. People that don't do a Google search online are most certainly paying too much for whatever it is. Is Garrison the only male Brown to do this kind of thing? Besides dear old dad Kootie, that is. Sad.

How kind of this woke individual to share such profound words of wisdom. Excuse me, now I must 🤮.

Can Jer even close his teeth? He always looks weird with a huge jaw gap. The other "dad" has it right. Take a lesson, RFP.

Not. Flattering. In. The. Least. Bad camera angle, or built like a linebacker? You make the call. Dear Meri: red isn't your color. Sorry you're in love with your LuLaRags.

Has anyone ever seen a picture of Axel smiling? It's like he already knows that Grandpa Kootie is an asshat, and then some.

Why not? Isn't everything SludgePudge do healthy? Mother Meri can afford it, certainly. Schlepping her LuLaRags within a multi-state region pays for all.

He's too busy with his Robyn spawn. Gawd, does Meri know any word except amazing? Amazingly stupid. Thanking Pudge for being awesome? Sure, Jan.

Nice picture. Look Ma, no LuLaRags!

"My flow" sounds like her Uncle George is paying her a visit. I didn't watch the video. "My form?" Who gives a rat's ass? Mariah thinks she is someone that a sane person would want to emulate? Strange days, indeed.

Why is her upper half so red? And that sports bra ain't big enough. Why does she think anyone wants to look at that? What is that white thing she's not staying on? Insufferable, just like her parents.

Right, and Robyn is no good, cowering in a walk-in closet bereft of LuLaRags. She's scared of trees, and is busy changing Areola's blowout diapers. Kootie is napping on the sofa, and since he said he wouldn't cross a burning bridge for Meri, he's not going to lift a finger trying to save anything Meri. Janelle learned early to check out so she wouldn't strangle Meri. Nothing's changed there.

Costco has decent jeans for $20. If I wanted to spend $70, I'd go to Nordstrom or another quality store. LuLaRag jeans will be cheap-looking crap, and polyester too. I imagine them looking like FT's wedding jeans, or worse!

Meri only thinks of her selfish self, her vapid daughter, and her LuLaRags. Yes!

I choose door #3. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Oh geez, another Kool-Aid drinker. How long can this madness last? Nuts.

OK, I'm not curious enough to give dear Mariah any hits, but just WTF is this? What miracle is it supposed to perform? She gives me a headache with all her bull-shittery. She learned it from the expert grifter fam-bly. Ugh.

Hopefully everyone involved tied their hair back or wore a hairnet. They do look happy, and hopefully they are holding off on procreation for the time being.

Is our dear Mare trying desperately to stay in the top tier of LuLaNo? She is despicable and then some. Sandy nailed it, she's capitalizing. Shame on her. And shame on her sycophant ass-kissers for buying into this.

Whatever, Janelle. Did she get the 5% figure from My 600 Pound Life? As in, that's how many achieve long-term success? This woman is clueless, and it is a miracle that anyone pays for her blathering.

OK, I'm stumped. Who is in the third photo? Gawd, Kootie is an embarrassment. Insufferable asshat extraordinaire.

LOL, I remember on the show when Truely was asked what she thought about Mykelti and FT getting married, and she said "gross." It's obvious that FT and Mykelti don't make healthy eating and exercise priorities, so I do hope Truely wasn't fed a steady diet of street tacos and soda. I wonder if Mykelti makes Christine's unfortunate mock tapioca pudding or tater tot casserole? My guess would be yes.

I LOVE this! Someone should suggest it on their Instagram.

What if: Truely had stayed the youngest child, Robyn & fam had never married in, AND there had been no TLC or any show about this family? They'd still be in the big house in Utah, and they wouldn't have had all the fakery with their "being run out of the state" crap. We'll never know... It is nice to see Mykelti with Truely. Truely was never given the attention she needed, IMO.

My daily dose of snark is best served by these forums, and I too thank @ginger90 for her braving social media to bring us the latest BrownClown news. It's baffling to this COL how Mariah and most of her family have so many fawning fans.