PrincessPurrsALot

I kept telling myself she's going to put on outside shoes. Wrong again. Fashion choices abound.

Gigolos was quality TV. Where else will you see three peens poking through holes in a big wood box or a gigolo with a wall of crosses in his house? It's on par with Tai filming next to the corpse of someone's Nana.

I would be just fine if Mama June went to prison, lost all privileges to talk to anyone outside, and stayed there forever.

These three women could be sisters. How small is their town?

Her lip piercing is so high on lip that it really disturbs me. It looks like it could so easily be torn out. Did she do it herself when drunk?

Damondrick's sister is named Betrice. Spelling is not a strong skill in this family.

I am shocked. Shocked!!!!!

This is a new Q name. The Qs become confusing. I'm sure their parents thought the names would make them stand out. Now they're just another confusing Q name with bad hair, tight clothes, and lashes you could use to strain pasta.

We need to fill in a few other numbers so we can sing this to the tune of 12 days of Christmas. 6 neglected children; 5 prison slippers; 4 spicy ramen; 3 baby mamas; 2 days 'til parole; and a fiancé with zero sense. You know she's texting a friend begging her to be on time to pick her up. Come in for braids. Get time with a fool in a bad wig waxing on about her prison beau.

The netting is much lighter than her skin tone too. FFS she's a hair stylist and that is her wig application. I hope she's cheap.

A soupcon. Une petite sprinkling. Always. She is always annoying. She's one who won't let him take a shit without being next to him, expecting him to say he loves her repeatedly.

Did Savannah's tattoo artist question the spelling of Bradly?

He was on Love During Lockup. He actually thought the prison guards would be shocked by seeing gay men.

I know what's not going on, teeth and an attractive smile. To be fair, only one of them drifted. The other was in the same place the whole time. <rim shot>

I hate the concept that men and women can't be friends. They can. They really can. This is our first manufacturing xanax felon. Ooh, fancy drugs!