PrincessPurrsALot

Don't worry. If anyone acts up, I'll knock their puss ass out!

Why would she ever think he was lying? 🙄

She could have at least asked if a shank was involved.

It's her mother's house. She is raking in that big golf cart snack person money. I actually appreciated Bradly (a.k.a. nail-like) saying he will not have money when he gets out. Being financially stable is more important than this woman's ass.

You can pull up a chair next to me. A friend used to joke people that she loved it so much that she memorized ten minutes of dialog. She would then quote: "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", "Jack", "Rose", . . . .

Many men fall asleep after ejaculating. He should never schedule calls after pot roast sessions.

Katie is upset that he's having video sex with other women. WTF did she think was going to happen? Um, she feels attached because they've seen each other's genitals and he told her he loves her and he proposed and . . . .

Sentences that only make sense to people who watch LAL. 😁

That was my friend and me at Titanic. He was trying to be quiet when he asked, during the film, will this ever end?

That won't last.

I have to be responsible when it comes to my child so I am chasing prison peen. That checks out.

This ranking: gold, Jerry, gold! Where does a sprite and Nilla wafer cake fit in?

It has one of the highest failure rates. At least this doctor was talking about using her existing flesh rather than adding implants that are known to buckle and flip.

This week's fun: Had the bandages taken off my arm. I am healing well. However, they further let me understand that at some point I was just another patient on the conveyor belt. The physician's assistant twice introduced herself to me. Um, we had several appointments prior to surgery and a few online interactions. I guess I'm not memorable? 😁 Met with a plastic surgeon because the breast in which I had the lumpectomy has become, let's say, unique looking. Not doing anything now. Learned my options. At no time did we discuss a BBL or giving me a pig snout nose. Guess I'm not LDL material.