PrincessPurrsALot

On the plus side, we saw Rob without a shirt this week instead of Sam.

Take this comment out of context and it applies to so many scenes on this show.

He'll do everything for her and never have sex. It could work.

Sam is so easy to manipulate. Sure, Krystal made so many plans for their visit. She booked the good table. She found out which snacks are in the vending machine.

They're both pocket sized?

The male lawyer looks like he shops at Wigs 'R Us. He got something from the 1970s leftover bin.

Kayleigh's cat is a normal size version of my 22 lb. foster cat. He's still here and still trying to convince me he has never been fed.

I give her credit for working to be sober but she is still addicted to drama.

But his dick was dry and her holes needed filling! Priorities!

She'll be reflective until she talks to the next loser. Then she's all giggles and dead brain cells. Jimmy's down! Somebody sidelined Jimmy! Pot roast. There's nothing sexier than pot roast.

"I need to be loved by anybody" says it all. She is desperate to feel loved. Meanwhile Willie always talks to her like she's garbage. That's not love.

MJ is really trying to sell that all the men want her.

Does it come with shrimp alfredo?

It finally occurs to Donny that he is on a recorded line. Maybe he should have thought of that when he was doing drug deals over the phone.

He should tag their ears. It would make it easier. Sliced her ex's forehead open with a knife. Got sentenced to probation. Screwed up badly four months later (tested positive for PCP, attempted to use her grandmother's urine for a drug test, etc.), then became a guest of the state.