Mambo Gladys

I thought it was funny how she told stories about four different guys and then she said something to the effect of, and then I turned 21…

So I grew up in the town where Lisa lives. Did a little digging and she owns that house (it’s only about 3 blocks from my childhood home and I walked by it on my way to school). It’s always been a dump. I remember her son being in school off and on. Never knew his mother was like that but also never saw her at any school events…shocking, right? As far as I know, he is not around that town anymore. Randy was a greeter at Wal Mart. I refuse to speak ill of the dead but they deserved each other.

I’ll admit I was multitasking while watching but did Team Bromance set a gator hook on the opposite side of the river? Max swam over there to set the hook so how do they plan to wrangle the gator if they get one? I guess they could swim over a little ways downstream but just seems like an odd choice. Seems to me the gator would easily come to the other side of the river for a hanging meal.

Can EJ, Gary, and Max just kiss already and get it out of the way??

Wow, didn’t think Drew could be any worse but he proved me wrong! Taylor jealous of Ryan? Amber is depressed and threatened by Christina and that’s somehow Gary and Christina’s fault? I loved Christina’s response about her older daughter having a stepmom. Hopefully Amber was awake to hear it.

Did Larry really ask Taylor where he was for the first 3 or 4 years of Bentley’s life? Trying to act like Taylor hasn’t always been there for him? Talk about grasping at straws. If I remember correctly, Maci never met Taylor until Bentley was at least 4ish.

Did it not occur to Amber that she could go to the family party AND do something with just her and Leah another day? She needs to loosen up her hair bun because her brain is being strained. It was pathetic to hear her ranting about how she was with Leah once a week....like once a week is some great accomplishment. We all know it wasn’t even that often. Girl needs to get a clue.

I thought Ryan’s Mac looked sickly. Maybe it was the no makeup. Hopefully they both aren’t on the pillses. Why can’t Cate just get a job at a salon doing micro blading? Why does it always have to be they want to open their own business? Working for someone else would be a lot less commitment, especially while she figures out if she actually likes doing it. BUT that would require Cate to be held accountable for showing up to work at certain times and I’m sure that’s just too much to ask.

Briana continues her reign as the dumbest mom on the show. How are you going to be such a bitch to Roxanne for really just looking out for your safety? Bri, you do not get to cop an attitude with your mom when she reminds you to use a condom given your history. I seriously think she stopped maturing when she got pregnant with Nova. Also, who includes both their baby daddies in the same text asking for money? Stay classy, Bri.

Ryan is so dumb. Taking your son golfing with your wife and parents is not spending “one on one” time with him. He barely talked to him other than making sure Bentley knew that he was winning. Then they go out to eat after and don’t take him along? Fun day for Benny.

Buddy is even worse at improv class than Michael Scott...and Michael Scott was terrible.

How appropriate that Maci and Taylor included beer in their “things that matter” photos.

Can RONALD please start going by “Ron” instead? The way his fiancé says “Ronald” is driving me insane. Also, they are all nuts and I’ve never seen more of a sad sack than Jenny. It’s ridiculous for her to complain about being alone and unloved when she has children and grandchildren in her life that care about her.

Danielle has a savnings account. Color me surprised.

We were lower-middle class when I was a kid. I remember getting new carpet and us kids just rolling around and rubbing our hands on it. It was a big deal to us. But, we really didn’t have much. I would have thought Leah’s girlses would be less impressed by the carpet since they have so many toys and other crap.